UPDATE: Kate Hudson is pregnant

April 22nd, 2010 // 68 Comments

It seems hilarious to me now that everyone’s first thought about Kate Hudson’s slightly bigger breasts is that she inexplicably purchased the world’s tiniest implants and not that she just got knocked up by some random dude which, judging by these pics of her today, is clearly the case. If Kate Hudson isn’t pregnant, then I obviously don’t understand female anatomy. Now one of you get over here and put breast milk in my coffee since you can instantly summon it with magic. Chop chop.

UPDATE: Gossip Cop apparently took me seriously.

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  1. HAHA!

    She might just have gained a couple pounds?!

  2. bugman

    Or she could have just gained a tiny bit of weight. Breasts and stomachs tend to grow a bit in those cases too!

  3. lalala

    Nahh, I doubt it. Wasn’t she recently seen wearing a bikini. Also, that looks like some extra belly fat which all women get. Might have been that time of the month. Besides, wouldn’t she be hiding it if she were pregnant? Unless she doesn’t know yet! haha

  4. lalala

    Nahh, I doubt it. Wasn’t she recently seen wearing a bikini. Also, that looks like some extra belly fat which all women get. Might have been that time of the month. Besides, wouldn’t she be hiding it if she were pregnant? Unless she doesn’t know yet! haha

  5. M

    She is never that put-together unless she is on a red carpet or movie set. Maybe she is on set with a fake baby belly.

  6. Darcy

    You obviously don’t understand female anatomy. She has just put on a few pounds, which explains the breasts as well. OMG SOMEBODY IN HOLLYWOOD PUT ON 7 LBS GUYS.

  7. Erika

    That’s just a really unflattering see-thru tank top. My guess is that she ate a couple hamburgers and gained 3 lbs. Any weight gain on that tiny frame is going to stand out.

  8. Jimmy

    Thank you! Finally, something not connected with the scuzzy, canker sore ridden whores from Jersey!

  9. Tom

    So did any good looking women do anything that can be posted today? Jesus Christ man! From the Jersey cows to this hatchet faced plank!

  10. Tom

    So did any good looking women do anything that can be posted today? Jesus Christ man! From the Jersey cows to this hatchet faced plank!

  11. Parker

    This is what happens to women when they don’t stick to anal sex.

  12. look back

    If you look back at a previous Superficial post from January 2009, she has 0 boobs and is carrying a little extra weight around the middle. And isn’t pregnant. I am not suggesting she was or is heavy but she has a tiny frame and a little bit of untoned weight shows. But even when she was carrying a little more weight she had no breasts at all. I’m still betting on the implants because she doesn’t look pregnant. Even if she were pregnant, it would be unlikely that her breasts would develop that much so quickly.

  13. justifiable

    HA! WRONG, FISH! I mentioned pregnancy the second time an item about her tits ran, so there!

    Of course, um, I also said her tits looked just the same to me as they had previously, but that’s just a really teeny, tiny, minor point. Not worth mentioning, really.
    And if she isn’t knocked up, I never posted this.

  14. april

    They probably just caught her not sucking in…

  15. april

    They probably just caught her not sucking in… happens to the best of us

  16. Cash

    Wait, wasn’t she fucking ARod for awhile there? Maybe he is the babydaddy.

  17. holy shitted panties

    She’s getting older, probably just gained access belly fat. Happens to 90% of men and women when they reach a certain age.

  18. Summers Eve

    It is weight gain. I am petite and the first places I gain weight are the boobs and the belly. I like little boobs, flat belly better.

  19. Urbanspaceman

    I think it’s great that she needs a bra for those bee-stings.

  20. etc

    ORRRR she just ate; or it’s that time of the month; or she gained 5 lbs; or she is wearing bad clothes. Whatever.

  21. small asian penis

    They make implants that are tiny and some are not shaped like big round balls. They are called tear drops, much more natural in shape. Woman’s bodies are different, it is possible she is preggo, and her boobs filled in first. But I don’t think she would wear her skirt under her stomach or that massive bra if she wasn’t.

    #11 LMAO

  22. terry

    I wish I could claim being the daddy if she is preggers

  23. Jen

    She’s not pregnant. It’s for her movie Something Borrowed

  24. a gay man

    #11 that’s why I have anal sex.

    Ricky Martin

  25. Fati87

    I don’t know.. Probably not though.. She just ate too many of those chicken wings at the beach.

  26. Fati87

    On a separate note – she should really do somethins about those ears. Those things are just ridiculous.

  27. attention whores of this site

    To all the dumb bitches who frequent this site, please get the fuck out. no one gives a fuck about your body, or what happens at that time of the month, or fashion, or any of that shit. this site is for men to look at celeb chicks in varying states of undress. take your dumb comments and estrogen and go to fucking people.com or some other shitty site that cares what you think

    • kizmie

      lol, you sound like a horny loser who has never seen a woman undressed, and by the way you talk to woman you probably never will. LOL LOSER!

  28. To all the dumb bitches who frequent this site, please get the fuck out. no one gives a fuck about your body, or what happens at that time of the month, or fashion, or any of that shit. this site is for men to look at celeb chicks in varying states of undress. take your dumb comments and estrogen and go to fucking people.com or some other shitty site that cares what you think

  29. Fati87

    @5
    You think this is “well put together”? Boy, do you need a lesson in fashion..

  30. KIKI

    Ha, Ha 28 And 29. Double post shit for brains! Who’s the dumb bitch now, bitch?

  31. Lenny

    I’d like to see if she has blond pubes.

  32. BOBBY

    IF SHE IS THEN WHO’S THE DAD SO MANY GUY’S SHE BEEN WITH WONDER WHERE TOO START LOOKING .WHAT STATE OR CITY

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  34. chris

    i would donate some man chowder to her….f-ing hot!!!!!!

  35. HAHAHA…so I see beef building up.

    who isHotr? Gossip cop or The superficial?

    Gonna post this on gossip cop. =)

  36. shine

    lol @ gossip cop their story was soooooo funny!!!! someone needs a lesson in sarcasm

  37. However, Hudsons reps are denying the claims. Both Rodriguez and Hudson have children from previous marriages.
    Hmm…what do you think? Is Hudson just getting a little chunky or is she really preggers?

  38. jack

    the talentless bitch has no fuckin tits

  39. that ego is preggo

  40. Senter

    No offence, but you got busted by GossipCop. You gambled like Celebitchy, the Blemish and a lot of other sites that thought Kate was pregnant and they singled you out. You should be proud they even know your site. Anyway, good spin.

  41. Marcus

    Millions of girls out there why does she think she can bag a sports star? She’s passed her prime and has kids.

  42. cellphone

    Let me guess,the watermelon tasted sweet like honey?

  43. bimbamboing

    #43
    She should have swallowed two more.

  44. Darth

    She’s quite comfortable with her body for a Hollywood bimbo.

  45. Unless she has numerous simultaneous boyfriends, you should have put an apostrophe in the word “boyfriends”. Like this:

    “Rumors are circulating that the actress is pregnant with her NY Yankees boyfriend’s baby.”

  46. Might have been that time of the month. Besides, wouldn’t she be hiding it if she were pregnant? Unless she doesn’t know yet! haha

  47. Millions of girls out there why does she think she can bag a sports star? She’s passed her prime and has kids.

  48. Jon

    This whole story makes me laugh.

  49. Rex Kramer-Danger Seeker

    Tiny titted vacuum mouth.

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