Kate Hudson is officially not pregnant. I’m sure you’ve been sitting at your desk with bated breath waiting for some sort of confirmation. Me too. Anyway, these pics were taken today and there’s no baby in that belly. Kate’s brother Oliver also denied the rumors that she’s possibly carrying her ex-husband Chris Robinson’s and/or Owen Wilson’s baby. Extra reports:
Kate’s brother Oliver caught up with “Extra” at the World Poker Tour International and revealed that the rumors simply aren’t true, insisting there’s no baby on the way.
“I will squash that right now,” he told “Extra.” “She is absolutely 100% not pregnant.”
So, I don’t know what the hell kind of camera angle went on last night to produce the shots for today’s earlier post where Kate looked totally pregorama. If I was out scoring these pics, you’d be staring at one of those state-of-the-art 3-D ultrasounds. You know the ones that make you say “That’s not mine! It’s a goddamn alien!” But no one believes you and you’re still stuck paying child support. I mean, seriously, how did that not work? That plan had everything.
Look @ pic #4 – looks like a bite-mark bruise!!
There is absolutely nothing like pinching off the morning loaf. I feel 10lbs lighter and ready to start the day! It’s like jettisoning the booster rocket as you reach orbit for the day. The only problem: hiney backsplash when Mr. Lincoln leaves the stage as one continuous log, like today. And I had already taken my shower. I guess today I’ll be wearing Lincoln-Cornwallis eau de toilette again.
i’m sure her kids loves the view of his mommy’s plumbers crack-wedgie combo going on here.
I’ve got to start working out.
Nice Bracelet.
No snide comments here…. I think she’s a hot little number. Flat chest or not her ass makes up for it in spades.
I think it is great that Kate did not get a boob job. Not all guys are into boobs. But I think I would have wore a more conservative bottom when parading around little kids. Kids notice this kind of stuff and it is weird to wear extremely sexy bottom/outfits in front of your son/kids. Pam Anderson does it all the time and we know that her two boys are going to have issues.
Her ass to chest ration is unfortunate… it would be like a dude with a 14″ schlong being pimply and flea infested.
109 = Dog the Bounty Hunter,
your wife has the most ultimate ratio with giant torpedos chest and upside down triangle concave booty… I prefer Kate I think.
Does anyone know where she got her swimsuit?
@109
Tommy Lee?
She just needs to set it off and get a really good boob job. Then she’d be like “word”!
Janette,
It is almost certainly an Aubade, although I haven’t the energy to found out which one. Good luck.
her tits wouldn’t look so damn bad if she wore the bikini top the way it was meant to be worn, it’s suppose to tie up around her neck and back. why does she always wear her tops in a bandeau ?
and EEWWWW @ pic #7 THAT’S A WOMAN! EVEN HER TITS ARE BIGGER THEN KATE’S
she’s the hottest right now. who is hotter than her? her small tits are hot. her ass is amazing. she’s so pretty. mmmmm.
#49 – that’s a lower class American thing – the ‘wear tons of clothes when you swim’ thing. nobody else in the world wears full swimsuits to the pool or the beach. technically though, its one of those thongs which expands a bit when she bends over, so at least she’s not exposing the kids to direct views of her nonni / balloon knot…
Equation: (-0 tit + flat face) x >20%spine curvature = pregnant looking
…;was that neccessary you whore of D. Richards? Dirty fucking whore.
if she ever gonna have a kid that poor thing is gonna starve to death, she wont be able to lactate, she’s missing the main thing that makes her a mammal.
That’s kinda sad!
WHOA!!! What an ass!!
Hmmm, I’m starting to understand why Owen was so stressed about it leaving!
#50
I believe you missed the point. She is wearing bottoms that show too much for children. Children become more sexualized in other countries because of the topless beaches, and so on, but we don’t need to encourage it in America. It is bad enough the media provides too many sexual images.
My mom has always embarrassed me. She is a personal trainer and she is always wearing her thong bottoms in front of my friends and I hate it. I’ve been in 2 fights because of my friends making comments about my mom. I wish moms every where would think about how their actions affect their children.
where is this bikini from?!
Wouldn’t matter who the dad was…Robinson or Wilson…the kid would be born a fucking heroin addict with fucking needles sticking out of its deformed mutant eyes!
Once a junkie…always a fucking a junkie!
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up with the flat chested jokes. They’re not funny at all. And I’m sure if she does see these she’s sick of it. We all know she’s not well endowed, but it doesn’t take away from how pretty she is. i don’t see how someone can call her fat or a butter face. In my opinion she was so cute in Almost Famous and same with Fool’s Gold. Who cares if she doesn’t have Kim K boobs? She looks good the way she is, and it’s nice to know she realizes that too. Because with the moneys he makes, she’d obviously would’ve gotten one by now if she agreed with you guys. Women can’t help their breast size, we’ve got what we’re given.
@29
ew. sick freak.
i’m really sick of women wearing those kind of bikinis. they’re NOT flattering on anyone. damn. and she’s not fat. what the shit?
If she went and got a boob job you’d be criticising that too. If she does something wrong then fine tear away at her but don’t bitch about things she can’t control she has a lovely figure, she is very thin but looks healthy. i actually believe a celebrity for once who claims to be naturally skinny
She obviously does not have boobs, just nipples.
# 4 you don’t need a big chest to be hot,I think see looks great,my guess is that your 30lbs overweight and think your hot because your chest is big,not the case !
put down the donuts !!!!!