Kate Hudson is officially not pregnant. I’m sure you’ve been sitting at your desk with bated breath waiting for some sort of confirmation. Me too. Anyway, these pics were taken today and there’s no baby in that belly. Kate’s brother Oliver also denied the rumors that she’s possibly carrying her ex-husband Chris Robinson’s and/or Owen Wilson’s baby. Extra reports:
Kate’s brother Oliver caught up with “Extra” at the World Poker Tour International and revealed that the rumors simply aren’t true, insisting there’s no baby on the way.
“I will squash that right now,” he told “Extra.” “She is absolutely 100% not pregnant.”
So, I don’t know what the hell kind of camera angle went on last night to produce the shots for today’s earlier post where Kate looked totally pregorama. If I was out scoring these pics, you’d be staring at one of those state-of-the-art 3-D ultrasounds. You know the ones that make you say “That’s not mine! It’s a goddamn alien!” But no one believes you and you’re still stuck paying child support. I mean, seriously, how did that not work? That plan had everything.
john's girl | March 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Is she calling her uterus to confirm?
Ted from LA | March 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm
FIRST! you error in template: found but mtentryprevious was expected bastards.
RichPort | March 3, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Not pregnant? Fat bitch…
Kate H. | March 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
“Hi! Do you know where I can pick up some tits?”
RichPort | March 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Only if you’re counting backwards #2…
D. Richards (Pale.) | March 3, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Who the fuck dresses like that, to go swimming?
Gosh Golly Gee, celebrity reporter | March 3, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I can confirm that yes, no BABY BUMP for thought-to-be PREGGERS Kate!!!
john | March 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Why is this dinner cold, bitch? (#1)
RichPort | March 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Not pregnant? Fat bitch…
Cindy | March 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
#6 – girls with money. You wouldn’t know.
commish | March 3, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Everytime I see the current kid I just imagine him swinging through the jungle singing:
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature’s recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 3, 2008 at 3:46 pm
guess she’ll have to buy her tits after all
mike | March 3, 2008 at 3:47 pm
@5 Ted is not a very smart guy. Actually that is Ted’s Troll and it is still smarter than Ted.
OutRunner1 | March 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm
See? Anal wins again.
The Laughing God | March 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Pregnant, she is just sucking it in for the shots.
Plastic Surgery Addictions | March 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm
She got what’s called a Hollywood abortion – they do a little lipo, a small tummy tuck, maybe some boob work (not in Kate’s case, obviously). And oh yeah – an abortion. All during the same surgery.
Dick Richards (Got.) | March 3, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Oh, shit, #10! Burn! You got me! Oh, shit, burn! Nau you d’ent, g’rl! Burn-Burn-Burn! I am so ‘got.’
So, my little-yet-loose sphincter, what you’re telling me, is that you know all about wealth, agh? Sure, chubby.
You’re right, though — Dick pays to fuck, cheap.
Auntie Kryst | March 3, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Chris Robinson was a little alarmed there for a short while. He’s since returned to relaxing and getting really really stoned.
Randal | March 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Good news indeed on this one, for Kate Hudson is still very young and has an entire career ahead of her. Having children as this stage would stop her in her tracks, making it more difficult to return to the industry.
Grunion | March 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm
“Kate Hudson is officially not pregnant”
you forgot to add “or even remotely interesting”
Star | March 3, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Come on, Fish!!! Everybody else knows that if it’s Kate Hudson in a bikini, you feature the BUTT SHOTS! Geez…here’s one from this same photo set, which is being posted in a bunch of places.
FRIST!!! | March 3, 2008 at 4:06 pm
#19 Randal, I swear I just fell asleep halfway through your comment. You remind me of the narrator in those old black and white hygiene films..
D. Richards | March 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Damn, #21′s right, Kate’s ass looks fantastic!
mike | March 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I can vouch that Frist did NOT stay awake during those hygiene films…eeesh.
D. Richards (OBGYN tamer.) | March 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
No, Mike, Frist is very hygienic. She just never learned to wipe correctly (front to back.)
trilby | March 3, 2008 at 4:18 pm
The previous picture with her in a smock was so obviously altered. You can tell by the sort of pixellated Photoshop line around her ‘belly’…
Rick | March 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm
“Kate Hudson Is Having A Boy!”
just delete “Having” from that headline and you can still run these pictures under it
mike | March 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Yeah, there were a couple of times, my goat got a little loud and FRIST slept right through it. Maybe it was the Vodka before class.
Randal | March 3, 2008 at 4:22 pm
FRIST, you have such lovely eyes. I’d love to get lost in them, as I slit your throat while ejaculating into your mouth.
Did you stay awake through that one?
pointandlaugh | March 3, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Her ass is awesome. Even though she has no boobs and has a butterface, from her bellybutton down, she’s an 11. humina humina humina
Celebrity Plastic Surgery | March 3, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I don’t think that a baby can actually fit inside those abs.
And omg she’s so ripped!
http://CelebritySurgery.net
Jimbo | March 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@29, You are a sick FUCK. That is not something you joke around with ASSHOLE.
OutRunner1 | March 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Wow, @29 is either a troll or Randal came off the meds that I am absolutely sure he was on. Actually, judging by the highly supportive and near comatose responses to other posts, I think the latter theory is more plausible than the former.
Sam | March 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I like #21′s butt picture best – with Kate having the full wedgy, it’s like she’s wearing a g-string.
FRIST!!! | March 3, 2008 at 4:41 pm
#33 yep troll
jessie | March 3, 2008 at 4:44 pm
@ 19 she already has a kid so i guess its too late for that.
Andrea | March 3, 2008 at 4:58 pm
You’d think she’d pick that #34
Ted from LA | March 3, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I personally think trolls completely ruin these kinds of boards. #2 not me. Should we all get together and pitch in and try to get Binky released from jail?
9/11 protester arrested after yelling at Bill Clinton
Published: Monday March 3, 2008
A protester has been charged with disorderly conduct after yelling at former President Bill Clinton during a campaign stop.
The Corpus Christi Caller-Times says that the man was holding a sign saying the Sept. 11 attacks were an inside job as Clinton spoke. The man yelled at Clinton later as the former president shook hands with the crowd.
Police were approaching the man when someone in the crowd grabbed his sign and tore it in half. The paper says the unidentified man screamed at officers to protect his First Amendment rights. Police handcuffed the man and took him to a patrol car and said he would be charged with disorderly conduct.
Campaigning for his former first lady, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton, he spoke Monday to fewer than 1,000 people in a gym at the University of Texas-Pan American in Edinburg, touching on his wife’s plans to reinvigorate the economy, provide health insurance and make college affordable.
In his 17-minute speech, Clinton did not mention his wife’s rival, Barack Obama. Obama spoke to more than 5,000 on the campus two weeks ago.
Last month, the former president had an angry response to another 9/11 protester.
“9/11 was not an inside job, it was an Osama Bin Laden job,” Clinton said at a campaign event in Denver.
“We look like idiots, folks, denying that the people who murdered our fellow citizens didn’t when they are continuing to murder people all around the world,” he added. “So we heard from you, you go away.”
gio | March 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm
@16 is a psychopath/ administrator please send trace email and send to FBI
wondering bra | March 3, 2008 at 5:10 pm
i thought this whore had decent body. obviously I was wrong. her face is below the average too. what the fuck does she do for a living?
morga | March 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
great bum
ming | March 3, 2008 at 5:14 pm
“touching on his wife’s plans to reinvigorate the economy, provide health insurance and make college affordable.”
yep, that’s about all he touches, at least when it’s Hillary.
Realist | March 3, 2008 at 5:17 pm
She DOES have a nice body despite being flat-chested. She has a good face too when she’s wearing makeup.
Jackie Blue | March 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm
She has a nice natural figure for her body type.
Paris Eater | March 3, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Would she like to be????? I would be glad to squeeze out a couple million for that bent over shot!!
miggs | March 3, 2008 at 5:22 pm
#39 is what happens with all those CSI/Law and Order shows…
fdgfgf | March 3, 2008 at 5:25 pm
who the fuck cares if someone is pregnant or not, it isn’t entertaining, we all know everyone has sex so who gives a fucking shit.
mike | March 3, 2008 at 5:25 pm
@38 Ted , How boring is your life that you are reading the Corpus Christi Caller Times? Not even the people of Corpus Christi read that paper. Maybe you need to get a life and stop obsessing about my goat.
It may not be an inside job, but you need some kind of job. Do something other than boring the crap out of us!!
dfg | March 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm
What would possess someone to wear a freaking THONG SWIMSUIT when you are swimming around little kids?? that’s just tacky and inappropriate. unless of course you’re trying to teach the kids to have as little class as possible.
Andre | March 3, 2008 at 5:42 pm
#49 – I agree, but only for moms in America. For them, wearing a thong swimsuit is tacky and inappropriate, because 99.9% of them have disgusting cellulite-infested rear ends. In other countries the women don’t turn into fat pigs, permanently, after giving birth, so they look fine in skimpy swimwear, just like they did before having kids.