
Kate Hudson went out for a stroll in New York City yesterday, but it looks like she’s missing something. I can’t quite put my finger on it. It’s something I usually look for in a woman. Personality? No, that can’t be it. In fact I’m pretty sure I just made that word up. It’s almost like there should be two objects in her general chest vicinity. And, in an ideal world, those objects should almost suffocate Kate when she jogs. Man, what are those things called?























jrzmommy | September 27, 2007 at 4:47 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!
karina | September 27, 2007 at 4:47 pm
first, and i think she’s really pretty and i like her body
15piecesofflare | September 27, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I think her little titties are sexy!
Jimbo | September 27, 2007 at 4:48 pm
The girl is cute, but she needs to buy some boobs. Nothing to big . Maybe some nice B’s
wedgeone | September 27, 2007 at 4:49 pm
If you’re going to be completely titless you can’t have a belly bulge like that.
veggi | September 27, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Owen Wilson did his girlie wrist slash because he couldn’t bear to live without…that. Cmon, Jimbo, give him the Filipino boy you keep in your basement. Owen is ready to make the transition.
Captain Sloppy | September 27, 2007 at 4:54 pm
She probably left them home. When it gets warm it’s not easy to haul those things around.
What?
You guys don’t have detachable body parts?
Geez. How 21st Century!
boogmeister1 | September 27, 2007 at 4:54 pm
She has tits just like her moms… or should I say she’s lacking tits like her mom.
Becca | September 27, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Are you kidding? Are we forgetting this is Goldie Hawn’s daughter? What do you expect? She’s great :)
Jimbo | September 27, 2007 at 4:56 pm
You so funny troll. Go back to blowing your brother
freakwad | September 27, 2007 at 5:00 pm
what’s with all the skinny bitches lately? guys really find this sexy?
You know how I know you're... | September 27, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Let’s see…no tits. Muscle tank top. Jeans with crotch bulge. All in all, and excellent test stimulus for diagnosing…”tendencies.” Ok, guys – who thinks she’s hot?
jacknasty | September 27, 2007 at 5:02 pm
she’s cute, but her mom was way better looking at that age
whatever | September 27, 2007 at 5:02 pm
oh my god, not everyone wants fucking softballs attached to their chests. she looks fine.
Me | September 27, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I think it’s cool that she doesn’t bend to the idea that you have to have big boobs to be beautiful or accepted.
adeliza | September 27, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Ok! Ok!
I know the point of this page is to totally dog out stupid ass celebrities. So, really no matter what anyone says about them matters to me.
However……
Yesterday we dog out Heidi Montange for paying for big tits and totally dog out women for not being insecure about their bodies.
Today, the hypocrisy begins.
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 5:05 pm
how cute…………
Is she wearing a bra? Why?
Why not just use a couple of band-aids.
Hollywood Agent | September 27, 2007 at 5:06 pm
too small bust.
whatever | September 27, 2007 at 5:08 pm
16, you’ve hit the nail on the head. the site not only points out how superficial and stupid celebs are, but how superficial and stupid we are too. fun stuff, huh?
joLIE | September 27, 2007 at 5:10 pm
She never had ‘em, what’s the big deal?
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jackasses | September 27, 2007 at 5:10 pm
^^ too poor english.
Julie | September 27, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Is she doing the purple scarf thing to cover up an enormous Adam’s apple. Could be that she is really a man.
Panvienio | September 27, 2007 at 5:11 pm
There’s no hypocrisy – Kate will get dogged much less than Heidi. It’s a matter of scaling, which goes from minimal dogging to maximal dogging. There’s no zero point, and no complimenting. Look at #4 – “The girl is cute, but she needs to buy some boobs.” That’s a Superficial compliment, stated – by rule – as a negative. This whole thread is overflowing with love for Kate, as shown by loving kicks to the clitoris.
HaroldBawls | September 27, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I like chicks with no tits, so hot
Mulva | September 27, 2007 at 5:15 pm
#14 – don’t worry, another issue of “OK!” magazine will be out soon, and you can lose yourself once again in celebrity-love. Which one do you want to pretend to be this week?
Seattlerockstar | September 27, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Kate Hudson is abosolutely hot. Did you see that panty shot in You, Me and Dupree??? I absolutely love her little nipples and would love to put them in my mouth. I bet her nips are twice as sensitive than larger ones.
jads | September 27, 2007 at 5:17 pm
She looks good! I would rather have hers then big, saggy ,boobs pointing southward with big areolas.
Bob | September 27, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Meh. At least she doesn’t have silicone migrating into other parts of her body.
penis mightier | September 27, 2007 at 5:21 pm
23: Hehe, that was good.
repressed "straight" male commenter | September 27, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Kate is perfect – I hate big saggy tits! In fact, I hate tits. And vaginas. A flat chested girl without a vagina would be perfect. Especially if she had a big penis.
juls | September 27, 2007 at 5:22 pm
mehh I don’t care she’s still stunningg :)
adeliza | September 27, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Mulva,
I have never once bought OK magazine. You should go to any random post on this site, going back about 4 months or so, hit CTRL/F, type in adeliza , then hit find next. You’ll arrive at my posts and see how much I don’t love these folks.
I hate them.
I was just pointing out the irony of the whole thing, and trying to get some shit stirred up, which, hee hee, looks like I did!!
Texas Tranny | September 27, 2007 at 5:25 pm
@30,
I’ve got exactly what you’re looking for.
Buttercup | September 27, 2007 at 5:29 pm
She’s always been completly flat chested, and never hid that fact either. In fact, I think she kind of likes being that way and flaunts it; as if to say F U Hollywood standards, I don’t need big knockers to be attractive & successful. But yeah, her chest is pretty sunk in and it doesn’t look that great. But it still looks better than the big fake breasts; those are nasty and so cliche. And have you seen the rest of Kate’s body? Holy crap, the girl is tight and toned. Just watch You, Me, and Dupree (or don’t… because it majorly sucks!) and you’ll see what I mean! I envy her bod (though the face is just hum-ho, soso). And she’s got AWFUL taste in men! Ick!!!
andreea | September 27, 2007 at 5:30 pm
rubbing eyes -is there someone in hollywood wihthout fake tits, fake nose, fake hair? a HUMAN beeing?? never ever! this is not america.
Alex | September 27, 2007 at 5:30 pm
you’re a dick she’s so hot.
penis mightier | September 27, 2007 at 5:38 pm
36: no, but I’m pretty sure she has one.
Judy's a loser, too | September 27, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Those itty bitties would look a lot sexier without the badly fitting bra. Nothing wrong with small ones, but show them to better advantage, girl!
adeliza | September 27, 2007 at 5:39 pm
#34-
“And she’s got AWFUL taste in men! Ick!!!”
How about fucking, horrid, shitty ass taste in men?
I agreewith you. Owen Wilson is a tool. What a fucking ugly nose, man.
And while I love groovin’ to the Black Crowes, girl, Chris Robinson looks like a hermit who’s been on a deserted South Pacific Island for 8 years. Kinda like Tom Hanks in that movie he did about the plane crash.
jenster | September 27, 2007 at 5:40 pm
i’ve always wanted small ones like that, you can wear alotta little skimpy shirts……butim sure after like 4 hours, I’d want the “girls” back
Mulva | September 27, 2007 at 5:44 pm
erm…adeliza, you were sweet #16, I addressed sour #14 (“whatever”), who posts comments only to bitch at this site, quite possibly because of an infection due to a long-lost tampon.
sino | September 27, 2007 at 5:47 pm
haha absolutely NO tits! -AA?
Duke | September 27, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Hey Fish, she looks fine to me. News flash, women come in all shapes and sizes. I don’t expect you to know that, though, as I imagine you have very little experience with women to begin with.
BustyRaquel | September 27, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I sure wish my boobies were that small! Mine are large and annoying!
adeliza | September 27, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Mulva,
my sincere apologies. I read my line number wrong.
I just slapped myself 5 times for the idiocy.
KH | September 27, 2007 at 5:53 pm
^^ tits up!
Pock Tits | September 27, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Kate is half-baked.
steve | September 27, 2007 at 6:01 pm
how can you make love to a woman with no breasts? thats like making love to a boy
trinity | September 27, 2007 at 6:02 pm
i think she looks great..i am a nearly A and i have absolutely no problem with my chest. girls with small chests should embrace them. and some guys do go for smaller chests
Sarah | September 27, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Fake boobs make women look like trannies.