Kate Hudson, a longtime fan of pole-dancing, has apparently had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom. The Scoop reports:
“She’s so proud of it,” said the insider. “She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”
Hudson did spend the afternoon of Feb. 7 at Wilson’s Malibu estate. But aerobic striptease has its risks. Hudson suffered two pole dancing-related injuries in 2006 — a pulled muscle in her leg and a friction burn on her arm — while gyrating for then-husband Chris Robinson.
The pole-dancing I understand. The stripper pole I understand. Hell, even the bathroom I understand. But the stripper pole inside the bathroom? “Hmm, where would be the best place to install this erotic device used to arouse men? The living room… no, maybe the bedroom. Wait, I got it! The bathroom! Where my boyfriend pees and takes dumps! Perfect!” She might as well have installed it in her son’s closet.
Blah | February 14, 2009 at 10:03 am
FIRST
Blah | February 14, 2009 at 10:03 am
FIRST
Sauron | February 14, 2009 at 10:03 am
FIRST
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 10:05 am
SECOND AND THIRD
Blah | February 14, 2009 at 10:05 am
wow my first comment virginity is gone and it wasn’t all that great. What am I doing up at this hour anyway meh back to bed
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 10:09 am
Since bathrooms,in general,could be slippery,it kind of make sense to install a stripper-pole.
Plato Meat | February 14, 2009 at 10:11 am
So, Kate Hudson and a pole, yeah…
Anyway, does anyone remember the name of that guy who wanted to sue Barry Bond’s bat, Lambeau Field, Hannibal Lecter, George W. Bush, Mount Rushmore etc etc??
I think he had a double-barrelled name and is in jail.
sin | February 14, 2009 at 10:15 am
Pay per View to see this in action.
Sauron | February 14, 2009 at 10:17 am
She has great lips.
Repentant Sinner | February 14, 2009 at 10:23 am
I see nothing wrong with this. I believe in a whore’s right to express itself.
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 10:24 am
I don’t see fat people at all lately.What happened?
Sauron | February 14, 2009 at 10:33 am
It looks like she’s wearing her bathrobe.She must be totally into bathrooms lately.
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 10:38 am
This post reminds me i’ve to take my monthly bath.
av-hardware | February 14, 2009 at 10:45 am
But try to immagine your wife or girlfriend doin it! What a happy Valentine day would it be hehe…Passing out
Sauron | February 14, 2009 at 10:46 am
She has great muscular knees.I don’t see hair this time.
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 10:51 am
Whether it’s your girlfriend or wife doing it.For the same price you can hire a professinal.
foghat | February 14, 2009 at 10:52 am
So her boyfriends can see a titty-less girl dance for them in a room that already smells like shit?
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/taunting
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 10:54 am
I almost forget.Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!
Repentant Sinner | February 14, 2009 at 10:57 am
Easy toilet access makes vomit cleaning a snap. Don’t forget to use a SHAM WOW®
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 11:02 am
AND… H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E ‘ S D A Y to The Superficial sweetie ofcourse:)
Dina | February 14, 2009 at 11:08 am
This country has gone to hell! Don’t ya’ll see it? Your children will grow up thinking being a whore is “girl power” and being a stripper is fun stuff!
Sauron | February 14, 2009 at 11:09 am
#20 Are you writing in Latin or something? Lazy bum,no spelling-check.
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 11:14 am
AND… H A P P Y V A L I N T I N E ‘ S D A Y to The Superficial sweetie ofcourse:)
steven beyer | February 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
To the guy worried about the pole location. Her bathroom is probably bigger than your house, get it.
steven beyer | February 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
To the guy worried about the pole location. Her bathroom is probably bigger than your house, get it.
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 11:56 am
About the stripper-pole,i’m a bit surprised that some women want useful things for Valentine’s Day??
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
To be honest,there goes nothing above having your girlfriend or wife wrapped around a pole.Adults like to play as well,don’t they? At the same time it’s a great workout.
Sauron | February 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm
We should make a petition for standard stripper-poles in bathrooms and send this around.I hope that Obama is reading this.
TJ | February 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm
She had a cute face when she was younger, but now she’s just a flat-chested, flappy pussy divorced one-kid chick.
Questions?
Aerialgreen | February 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Yup, this bitch is into scat-play… can you picture it?, a caca/piss pole twirl guaranteed!
Prepared to get fucked by the long dick of the law. | February 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Guess my dick wasn’t enough!
http://www.symbolicclothing.com
Groucho | February 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm
#25, exactly. This “bathroom” probably looks like a vastly more luxurious version of most people’s living room…
Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time | February 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm
FIRST!
Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time | February 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
So basically she can entertain you while you are taking a dump. Probably the smell of my shit gets her horny.
alaskallama | February 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm
dude. DUDE. either the normal superficial writer flushed his wit away with his morning deuce or these last two entries are written by a second-rate poser. WHERE HAVE THEY TAKEN YOU! IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, DON’T WORRY! I’M COMING FOR YOU! if this keeps up, i’ma stop reading this site.
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m.c. in l.v. | February 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Tit less wonder. If you looked up stripper, she would be the exact opposite.
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
She has nice manes.She only has to take care herself of the wind.For the sensational streaming part.
lori | February 14, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I see another Gwyneth Paltrow in the making.
Lowlands | February 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm
And look! A new star is born!
Sauron | February 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm
She’s already a star.I saw once her movie ‘the skeletor key’.
Delgo | February 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Busty.
Balls McCoy | February 14, 2009 at 6:47 pm
What a waste of money, she should have done something more practical like gotten implants. You dumb braud.
kingofbeer | February 14, 2009 at 7:04 pm
haha idiots, celeb bathrooms are like small apartments. Pole is probably in between the hot tub and the 65 inch LCD. Shitter is probably around the corner and encased in gold. Shower probably big enough to park a car in.
Sogladgoldieprocreated | February 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Kate Hudson rocks! Best actress in my book and I loved her mom growing up too. They seem like genuinely Cool, down to earth, layed back , people.
Hippocrit | February 14, 2009 at 8:49 pm
If she got implants you would hate on her for that too. You dissing on someone for the way they were born is like spitting in Gods face for the way he creates. You need to work on you before you should be judging anyone else. Sorry your so unhappy, truly.
gerard Vandenberg | February 15, 2009 at 1:27 am
For blowing up BALLOONS, folks?
Lowlands | February 15, 2009 at 4:33 am
The biggest problem with stripper-poles is the choice of the diameter.How big are her hands? I recommend her to grap the pole firmly first before installing.
Sauron | February 15, 2009 at 4:40 am
In case of Kate Hudson i recommend her to grap the pole firm with both hands indeed before the installation part.Since she has very petite hands.
Cottage | February 15, 2009 at 5:19 am
Why in the bathroom?