Kate Hudson wears bikini for new man-friend

January 13th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Kate Hudson hit the beach in Hawaii with new boyfriend Adam Scott yesterday. (The Australian golfer, not the actor.) Look, I’m not a religious man, but it’s gotta be more than a coincidence that Kate Hudson’s ass appears the same day I talk about Patrick Swayze’s battle with cancer. Folks, I think we’ve found the cure.

UPDATE: My contacts at Johns Hopkins just informed me Kate’s ass is not the cure for cancer but is, scientifically speaking, “tight like prom night.” So I’m assuming that means it can only cure polio which I’m suddenly stricken with. *cough cough* You can almost hear the polio; That’s how bad I have it. Little help?

Photos: Fame
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  1. jumpstart

    Kate Hudson is perfect. nice body. Boobs defintely don’t make the woman. An example of this is Tara Reid. Huge implants, but, do they make her look better. No. She’s nasty.

  2. Kia

    Hrm, weird. He has bigger boobs than she does.

  3. adoe

    who cares, that guy is hotttt!

  4. Guest

    She’s GORGEOUS
    She’s PERFECT

    **************SMALL BOOBS ARE FUCKING SEXY***********

  5. Guest

    She’s GORGEOUS
    She’s PERFECT

    **************SMALL BOOBS ARE FUCKING SEXY***********

  6. Guest

    She’s GORGEOUS
    She’s PERFECT

    **************SMALL BOOBS ARE FUCKING SEXY***********

  7. what do you exactly mean by: D U M B?

  8. m.c. in l.v.

    A pirates dream…..sunken chest.

    You worship her ass all you want, there ain’t no boobs there for when you have to eventually turn her back over.

  9. Fat thighs.

    Gut.

    No tits?

    WTF?

    She’s ugly.

  10. JPRichardson

    Boobs or no boobs she has an ugly face.

  11. lola richie

    She looks great! And he looks great too! I hope they stay together

  12. Rebekah

    So…she should get big ass implants so they can sag down to her waist..hmmm good idea, dumbasses. She looks great for her age, and her tits aren’t gonna sag when she gets older. I want all of you guys to look in the mirror…cause I’m sure you all look AWESOME. And when you see that your belly hangs over your underpants, go talk to a plastic surgeon, like you are all suggesting.

  13. They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

  14. Chrisj

    No tits. No talent. Ugly. What is she doing here?

  15. Chrisj

    No tits. No talent. Ugly. What is she doing here?

  16. jake

    oh my fucking god!!! she might not have boobs but she is the hottest chick i have ever seen in my life!! i love her… i just want to fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck, and fuck her over and over again!! she is soooo hot!! also she should get naked!!

  17. jake

    oh my fucking god!!! she might not have boobs but she is the hottest chick i have ever seen in my life!! i love her… i just want to fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck, and fuck her over and over again!! she is soooo hot!! also she should get naked!!

  18. asdf

    nice ass

  19. I want to congratulate Real Stallionaire to pick corn from the Fed that its good news. Nothing hotter than a white woman who likes to take small chocolate snake.

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