Kate Hudson wears bikini for new man-friend

January 13th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Kate Hudson hit the beach in Hawaii with new boyfriend Adam Scott yesterday. (The Australian golfer, not the actor.) Look, I’m not a religious man, but it’s gotta be more than a coincidence that Kate Hudson’s ass appears the same day I talk about Patrick Swayze’s battle with cancer. Folks, I think we’ve found the cure.

UPDATE: My contacts at Johns Hopkins just informed me Kate’s ass is not the cure for cancer but is, scientifically speaking, “tight like prom night.” So I’m assuming that means it can only cure polio which I’m suddenly stricken with. *cough cough* You can almost hear the polio; That’s how bad I have it. Little help?

Photos: Fame
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  1. Manolo

    I want to congratulate Real the Stallionaire for picking Corn Fed as his new lady love. Nothing hotter than a little white woman who loves to slurp up the chocolate snake. I told my dad during the first episode that Real was going to pick Corn Fed, because she is exactly what every black man wants in his heart of hearts: a nice, sweet farm girl.

    But Chance is gay. Literally. Risky was the hottest girl on that show.

    And Kate Hudson is hot.

  2. combustion8

    I figured Spiderman could do better… maybe she’s just a “project”.

  3. ANTOINE

    WHERE ARE HER BOOBS?????

  4. Lisa

    I was reading The Superficial and then reading this link my friend sent me:

    http://weblog.lovelyish.com/lovelyish/689180579/hot-cute-prettywhat-does-that-even-mean.html

    and definitely was wondering what your take would be on these descriptions. sigh, The Superficial blogger.

  5. thing1

    oh good lord. i just saw a pic of her mom (who is like 63, i think????) in a bikini. damn. this girl’s not looking any better than her old mom!!!!!!

  6. pete

    Girlfriend’s ass. Mom’s tummy. Little sister’s boobs.

  7. supersex

    I guess I can’t titty fuck this bitch.

    she better get a tattoo on her chest

    THIS SIDE UP

    so I don’t accidently fuck her in the ass

  8. NipTuck

    Where are her boobs?

    Great question #5..

    She is still pretty though.

  9. dee

    Aw come on, you’re not gonna mention the fact that SHE HAS NO BOOBS at all in order to stay skinny to maintain such a small ass? I’m disappointed.

  10. anonymous

    i just want to say to all you judgemental fuckers out there –

    so what if she has no boobs? she doesnt give a flying fuck, obviously! she doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks.

    i was the same way a year ago – absolutely no boobs. i was soooooo self-conscious though that i ended up paying 6500$ for implants – my life hasnt changed.

    i admire her self confidence.

  11. anonymous

    i just want to say to all you judgemental fuckers out there –

    so what if she has no boobs? she doesnt give a flying fuck, obviously! she doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks.

    i was the same way a year ago – absolutely no boobs. i was soooooo self-conscious though that i ended up paying 6500$ for implants – my life hasnt changed.

    i admire her self confidence.

  12. NipTuck

    Let us all agree that she has no curves?

  13. #12 – don’t go bragging about your $6500 tits unless you are going to show them.

    As for Kate Hudson – looking good!

  14. Indio

    I’m not Hannibal Lecter so I can’t admire bodyparts in isolation. Yes, if you zoom in exclusively on her butt cheeks when she’s lying down exactly the right way, her ass looks good. The rest of her body isn’t particularly attractive. But she hasn’t become a big fat stretchmarked cottage cheesed cow after having a kid, so in America I guess that automatically makes a woman “hot”.

  15. boobs only

    from now on, can we make sure any post containing the word “bikini” is proceeded by a woman who possesses breasts? thanks. katy perry, megan fox… any of these work just fine.

  16. Mr. noDoz

    Dear Double-Posting Fake Breasts Angry Poster #12 and 13,

    You do realize that you’re reading a website called “The Superficial” that exists to poke fun at over-scrutinized celebrities, right?

    I think your life has changed tremendously since you poured in the falsies– I’d probably hit it now, for one.

    Please go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

    -Sleepy Bear

  17. p0nk

    @9 – you say that like it’s a bad thing.
    @12 – pics or it didn’t happen.

  18. supersex

    #12 and #13

    i guess to don’t have to write THIS SIDE UP anymore

  19. Matt

    I don’t get how this chick is anything but ordinary in terms of looks. If it wasn’t for her mom she’d be a receptionist.

  20. You guys don’t believe that I paid $6500 for new tits, just take a look.

  21. bee-sting titties r good by me. if u can’t live with that u should’ve asked santa for some for christmas… or got some on a black friday sale. i here thats whut that guy at wal-mart got trampled for…

    i saw a funny ass vid about that wal-mart trampling,

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/145

    check that shit out no bee-stingers in sight i guranteee

  22. havoc

    Can you imagine the pounding that ass has taken from the what…200 or so guys since her divorce?

    .

  23. Harry

    This woman must see her child less than Tom Brady.

  24. amy bo bammy

    @23 Sil, that video is pretty wild. do you work for that site orsomething? I’ve been seeing alot about Digital Funtown in the last couple days…

    @ 18 a good pair of boobs costs alot more than $6500, trust me

  25. BunnyButt

    If a woman doesn’t have boobs, is she required to keep the nips covered?

  26. BunnyButt

    If a woman doesn’t have boobs, is she required to keep the nips covered?

  27. BunnyButt

    If a woman doesn’t have boobs, is she required to keep the nips covered?

  28. BunnyButt

    Damn! Sorry about the multiple posts!

  29. Still flat. Never gonna stand out.

  30. Little known fact: she bought that bikini top at Baby Gap.

  31. Nikky Raney

    so pretty!

  32. Nikky Raney

    She is so pretty!

  33. Pornopalooza

    I desperately need entertainment. Let’s fight. Fuck all you all.

  34. ummm

    she looks fat. definite muffin top action going on.

  35. katehudsonisfat

    O.M.G. she’s gotten so F.A.T. and still no B.O.O.B.S.

    #13/22 is hot!!!!!!!!! (worth every penny)

  36. katehudsonisfat

    O.M.G. she’s gotten so F.A.T. and still no B.O.O.B.S.

    #13/22 is hot!!!!!!!!! (worth every penny)

  37. katehudsonisfat

    O.M.G. she’s gotten so F.A.T. and still no B.O.O.B.S.

    #13/22 is hot!!!!!!!!! (worth every penny)

  38. thefishisfat

    fish’s website is sucking these days. b.t.w.

  39. bop

    in pic number 3, what is up with her left arm and shoulder??? Looks like the bone off of a pirate in the ride at disneyland….hmmm gross. I always had suspicions she was buliimic :(

  40. The Laughing G-D

    Bah she had a kid? Usually the suckling will increase a breast size. So wear these innies before? She doesn’t need a top. She could just get some suction cups from home depo for “support”.

  41. Mama Pinkus

    Kudos to Ms. Hudson for resisting the Hollywood pressure to get hideous implants.

  42. william clinton

    Did she have her tits removed?

  43. BM

    she looks gorgeous! and to everyone who thinks otherwise, yeah you may have bigger boobs but I bet you’re fat as hell. so stfu thanks.

  44. Insatiable Peter

    Her ass more than makes up for any lack of breastage. You can use that ass to shape and polish rocks. I’d eat dinner off that thing.

  45. forney

    Most 3 year old boys have bigger breasts

  46. bruce

    hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.

  47. teagan RN

    #12 6500.00 is like pocket change to kate hudson. Obviously she could afford an augmentation. She must know the risks outweigh the benefits to drastic surgery. Most of the time, when doctors remove implants, they’re black with bacteria contamination. This foreign material makes your immune system maintain a heightened vigilance putting you at risk for autoimmune diseases.

    Too bad money can’t buy a better self-concept.

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