Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are supposedly rekindling their relationship. This can not end well. Too soon? Nah, just right. Here’s what Us Weekly has to say:
Now that Wilson, 39, is healthy again – he presented an award at Sunday’s Academy Awards – he and Hudson may be rebuilding their romance, Us Weekly reports.
“They are hooking up,” a Wilson insider told Us. Confirms a Hudson source, “They have definitely been talking, hanging out and, yes, hooking up.”
However, just last week I posted that Kate and Justin Timberlake were getting no-pants friendly which Us Weekly also mentions in their article. So, I guess I can just start writing daily posts with the generic headline “Kate Hudson bangs someone new.” Chances are it’ll be true. And at the rate she’s going, Kate Hudson will be doing chicks by spring. Then it will be my sacred journalistic duty to find every single pic of those hookups. I can almost taste that Pulitzer. No, wait, it’s the breakfast burrito I just ate. Extra onions was a bad choice. Hey, Frank the intern, come over and smell my breath. *breathes* Ha ha! Frank? Frank, wake up. Not again- Medic!
Owen Wilson is in love with only one thing…and that is the fucking spike of heroin he jams into his fucking bum cheeks every day!
He’ll be the next celeb to be planted in the ground!
Fucking loser!
she’s gained a lot of weight!! wow…
SEXY! She’s gorgeous. But even clebs are lonely sometimes. Someone saw her profile with hot photos on Billionaire Friends. com. A joke made by someone?
OMG, so beautiful. I saw the same photo in a profile on BillionaireFriends.com. The profile is sincere and attractive. Even clebs are lonely sometimes. Maybe sometimes they really need a rich soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
This has got to be the biggest slut in Hollywood. Even worst than Scarlett.
Disgusting tramp.
Disgusting tramp.
I’m so goddamn sick of the term “hooking up.” It’s uber-retarded. It’s like how everyone says, “My bad.”
Why can’t people just say, “Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are fucking?”
it sure seems that way!