Kate Hudson hooking up with Owen Wilson

February 28th, 2008 // 59 Comments

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are supposedly rekindling their relationship. This can not end well. Too soon? Nah, just right. Here’s what Us Weekly has to say:

Now that Wilson, 39, is healthy again – he presented an award at Sunday’s Academy Awards – he and Hudson may be rebuilding their romance, Us Weekly reports.
“They are hooking up,” a Wilson insider told Us. Confirms a Hudson source, “They have definitely been talking, hanging out and, yes, hooking up.”

However, just last week I posted that Kate and Justin Timberlake were getting no-pants friendly which Us Weekly also mentions in their article. So, I guess I can just start writing daily posts with the generic headline “Kate Hudson bangs someone new.” Chances are it’ll be true. And at the rate she’s going, Kate Hudson will be doing chicks by spring. Then it will be my sacred journalistic duty to find every single pic of those hookups. I can almost taste that Pulitzer. No, wait, it’s the breakfast burrito I just ate. Extra onions was a bad choice. Hey, Frank the intern, come over and smell my breath. *breathes* Ha ha! Frank? Frank, wake up. Not again- Medic!

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  1. ashley

    good, they’re cute together.

  2. long dong silver

    apparently she’s back to finish him off this time.

  3. Arctic

    Will you look at the ASS on this woman! Owen is one lucky guy I tells ya!

  4. NubCake

    loooooooooool @ no.3

  5. WhoCares

    word

  6. Ted from LA

    RIP Owen Wilson.

  7. Kate Has Nice Round Ass

    I have a little respect for Owen now: he gets bored quickly when fucking bimbos like the last (commonplace, forgettable) model or Playboy bunnies.

  8. Mike

    When they say “Hooking up” do they mean they are haveing sex? I wanna hook with something other than my goat..

  9. die already

    whoever said the old “attempt suicide to win her back” doesn’t work clearly hasn’t tried this method. it is timeless and reels dumb bitches in like trout every time.

  10. The Office Whore

    why do I find the term “hooking up” so retarded? Yeah, we totally scammed last night. I think we’re hookin up. He totally dry humped me. It ruled..

  11. IKE

    #3, it sure seems that way!

    RUN OWEN!!

    (Nice ass, though)

  12. RENEE

    What happened to her? She seems like she’s aged 10 years in a few months and put on like 40 lbs. She used to have such a fit and toned body. At this rate she’ll look older than her own mother in a couple years.

  13. fergernauster

    Nice ass implants, Kate.

    Just think how damned UNCOMFORTABLE they must be when one is riding on a cold, hard public bus seat with an enraged driver at the helm.

    Her chest and behind are (naturally) as flat as French crepes.

  14. jesus will smite you

    nothing makes me want to date a guy more than knowing he’s as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane.

  15. gits

    Owen must hate tits.

  16. Will

    I can understand being sexually obsessed with Amy Winehouse, but not Kate Hudson.

  17. Murder

    I hate this idiotic bitch. She is STUPID as all hell and needs to be killed :D

  18. @11 Hey Office Whore, I would love to dry hump you.. I am so bored with my goat. He always tries to get away. I bet I would not have to hold you by the ears to keep you from running away..

  19. Jesse

    Her butt looks like one of Kim Kardashian’s asscheeks.

  20. Auntie Kryst

    @11 “we totally scammed” lol, that brings me back. I’d add to that, “after drinking a two liter of Bartles & Jaymes.” Damn I’m old now. Where’s my bottle, I need to Irish up my coffee.

  21. Ted from LA

    #19,
    Who says chivarly is dead.

  22. Dick Richards

    What happened?! Kate Hudson grew an ass.

  23. Mal

    She’s addicted to 69ing with him because she barely notices his dick in her mouth and she loves being licked while a penis penetrates her (his nose).

  24. Ted from LA

    #20,
    More like her anus.

  25. What Ted Really Wanted to Write

    Me like her anus.

  26. We LOVE Kate and Owen, Keep him HEALTHY kate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. The Office Whore

    21- Auntie Kryst….. not Boones Farm wine at the rock quarry??

  28. jay

    now that their back together, his next crazy breakdown will have to be kicked up a knotch. i’m betting on him pulling a budd dwyer by late summer. you heard it here first.

  29. mamadough

    21, my brother was named Jaymes after Bartles & Jaymes.

    fucking hippie dippie pothead couple. i hope he swallows some antifreeze next time. i just really wanted to say hippie dippie.

  30. steve

    As much as it pains me to say it, I would NOT want to go ass to mouth on Kate. That’s a great age-defying ass but an annoying and rapidly aging face. I’m afraid it’s only donkey punches for her.

  31. Jammy

    …..what the FUCK is the attraction with that titless, squinty-eyed bag full of smug? BTW she’s not so good either.

    Ha! I got ya!

  32. mamadough

    oh, and goddamn, if the 1980s had anal leakage, it would be that hideous prom dress she has on

  33. Mike

    She looks a lot like Sky Lopez.

  34. mmmmm

    she’s pathetic. she’s in it just to feel like she “saved” his life. he’s in it for the ass pounding and protein facials he can provide.

  35. miggs

    Justin Timberlake, then back to Owen Wilson.

    Exactly how much ass licking does this woman require???

  36. A

    I am not a fan of blonde women but I have to say she is pretty with a sexy ass

  37. Auntie Kryst

    @28 Forgot about Boonies, Strawberry Hill was a favorite flavor. I recall those times as being really “tits”.
    @29 Hollyweird actors are wussies. They prefer to OD. Guns are too messy. Selfish pricks want to make sure they leave a good looking corpse.
    @30 There are worse names. I guarantee there are a pair of twin brothers out in this world named Colt and Forty-five.

  38. Hee! “no-pants friendly.”

  39. Mike

    And just so everyone knows, Sky Lopez is the name of my goat.

  40. Ted Mosby

    She’s hot. He’s not. Perfect Hollywood couple.

  41. Ted from LA

    #40,
    What did you get your goat for Valentine’s Day?

  42. Mike

    #42 – a thread-killing joke.

  43. So I guess JT didn’t wanna off himself… the Black Widow stalks the easy prey…

  44. Harry Ballzack

    Owen Wilson’s such a loser -
    His whole life is defined by the phrase “One step forward two steps back”
    Sooooooo ………… How’s that whole thing workin out for ya these days Wilson ?
    It was plain as the failed attempt to kill yourself that you would be going back to Hudson eventually. Most train wrecks do happen in Hollywood-
    over & over & over & …………
    Piss on this dude ….
    WHERE’S MY SPEARS FAMILY FIX ??? (good for at least 8-10 stories a day)
    MY NEW HILTON FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM ??? (good for at least 3-7 a day)
    MY LOHAN FAMILY SING ALONG ??? (Grandma & Grandpa singin a song the kids in bed wondering where it all went wrong ….)
    I am missing “literally” 10′s of 20 or more stories right out of Hollyweird.
    Get With The Fucking Program sub ! – If not … ” I KEEEL YOU !!! ”

  45. billabong021

    Wasn’t she the reason Owen Wilson OD’d in the first place?

  46. Italian Stallion

    Maybe this time he will get it right, and I’m not talking about the relationship…………

  47. tommygun

    Um, she’s built like a 10 yr old boy

  48. Kosta

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th. If anybody know about it let me know. Also ive seen these. I think this show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Here the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

  49. kosta

    Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th. If anybody know about it let me know. Also ive seen these. I think this show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Here the link

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp

    CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

    o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON.  RESISTANCE FUTILE.  POP FICTION.  MARCH 9.  E!  THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.

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