Kate Hudson has implants

May 4th, 2010 // 61 Comments

Here’s Kate Hudson at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala and I’m going to end this debate right here and say she has implants. It looks like she magically sprouted baseballs under there which has to be some sort of sick ruse to lure A-Rod back. Unfortunately for Kate Hudson, it’ll be a waste of time once she finds out Alex Rodriguez can’t have sex with a woman for more than a month or his penis turns into Ghost Rider. (Well played, Madonna.)

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News
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  1. CodiacBear

    I still think she’s preggers. You can see a tiny bump with an outie belly button!

  2. keijo

    HIAOOOOOOOOOOO!

  3. Breastferatu

    You call those cans? I’ve seener mosquito bites on an Ethipian child.

    Love, Breastferatu

  4. Randal

    Keep going, Kate! While the world speculates about your breasts, you rise above the cacophony like an angel of talent, spreading her wings of glory, shading your delicate heart from the slings and arrows of those less charitable.

    May your star shine forever!

    Randal

  5. Randal

    Keep going, Kate! While the world speculates about your breasts, you rise above the cacophony like an angel of talent, spreading her wings of glory, shading your delicate heart from the slings and arrows of those less charitable.

    May your star shine forever!

    Randal

  6. Jenn

    Yeah…I like Kate and all, but Randal. Your creepy man. Sick.

  7. Keno

    Know how I know Randal’s gay?

  8. Me

    It actually looks like she might be pregnant in that one. You can see a tiny bump.

  9. Sport

    “Know how I know Randal’s gay?”

    Framed posted of ASIA on the wall?

  10. Sarah

    I think it’s just a push-up bra. I think.

  11. Aren’t you supposed to have bigger tits after the implants. From the neck down you couldn’t tell if you were cumming a chick or a 12yro boy.

  12. Breastferatu

    Breastferatu knows her ti-tays. And Kate has some fake cans working now. Not sure why she went with the small B. If you are gonna get them, go with a small C so the boys have something to squeze whiel they pound you!

  13. god

    Wow Randal. Keep you flame burning.

  14. bar room hero

    she looks good, much better than that the jersey ‘hore bunch and that tranny Heidi.

  15. Randal's Asia Poster

    Sometimes Kate looks hot, other times totally fugly, there is no in-between. It’s kind of like that Seinfeld episode.

  16. Mcfeely Smackup

    The only thing possibly more creepy than Randall, is anyone who uses the word “preggers”

  17. snarkeyscreenname

    Randal,

    You make me laugh. I <3 you still. Keep up the satirical retorts!

    XOXO,
    Snarky

  18. toothepoint

    Women need to learn how to be proud of their bodies rather than cutting themselves open to stuff their bodies with crap. No respect for women FAKING their bodies. Small breasts, big breast and anywhere in between we’ll love them.

    If she got a fake set, the only saving grace is that she opted for a classy size and didn’t select “porn star” from the plastic knocker menu.

  19. RoboZombie

    FUGLY

  20. pimp

    i want to eat her star…

  21. SO RIGHT

    I rather enjoy Randal :)

    @ Kate– I hate to break the news, but breast implants aren’t going to increase your chances of staying in a stable relationship. The guy who’s really worth it and really loves you isn’t going to give a sh*t. Focus on the inside and the things that give meaning to life.

  22. Danielle

    I’m skinny and flat like Kate (Was) I can tell you when i got pregnant or gain weight It doesn’t form a perfect fat ball of breast like hers seem to have. They just get a little more fat at the base and spread out further. As much as I wanted hers to be real to give us flatsie bitches some hope!! They are probably fake.

  23. Greener

    I don’t think it’s implants or a baby. I think she’s just put on some extra poundage. Her face is lookin’ a little chubz.

  24. garble

    So what if she got implants, she looks damn fine with those little things.

  25. No baby bump. She’s just fat & ugly with plastic tits.

    Kunt Hudson, winner of the 2010 women’s low self-esteem contest!

  26. How come her face looks like Jwoww’s now?

    We have a situation here.

  27. Jenna

    Another woman with low self esteem. Shame shame.

  28. If someone is going to put herself at the risk of dying, while having breast augment surgery, you would think they would make it worth it and get some noticeable implants.

    I think she is using hormones like the kind they give to men that have sex changes.

  29. fritboom

    Who the fuck gets A cup implants?

  30. Sardonic

    Now that the Kate Hudson implant mystery has been solved we can all return to our normal lives.

  31. Tek

    Seriously, where are these tits you keep talking about? She’s still an A cup! Not only that, but she’s still UGLY.

  32. payne

    yeah – looks like she got some now – still small, but some. she used to be flatter than a pancake! even a push-up bra didn’t help. OR she’s pregnant. one or the other–guaranteed!

  33. I think she might of got a little work on them. If you can step away from the world of PORN and Sad Women Crying for help (montag) most woman only get a cup size upgrade… I think she could be a small B right now. Which is good, I think she should of. It was realistic, gives her the added curve and now she can stop obsessing about her ant hills.

    My question is… is That LIV TYLER back there, I miss seeing her sexy ass around!

  34. ing

    Am I the only one who’s getting bored with these yellow headlines? Come on, writer, aren’t you out of the 8th grade?

  35. Diane

    What I hate about fake breasts (of any size) is that huge space between the breasts. It’s just creepy-alooking. And sometimes the breasts look like they’re caving in a bit — like they have an indentation. Hers have that now. And yet she wants to show them off. Oh well. Whatever makes you happy.

  36. GiRL

    Chill out #35… we are dishing out celebrities, not writing for the NYT.

  37. gueibor

    Implants, schmimplants: still a badgerface of the Zellwegerian persuasion.

  38. Marcus

    Is that Jenna Jameson??

  39. See Alice

    # 37 you are giving the NYT WAY to much credit .

  40. Jo

    Oh Kate you look amazing! I bet she loves this pic! Seriously, she’s a beautiful young woman who really needed some boobs, I love it!

  41. I think we have to give her a pass if she did get implants. At least she didn’t go all Posh Spice.

  42. Gig

    The doctor injected more fat into face than her chest.

  43. Roni

    She is so pregnant, her boobs look natural and she has a baby bump, i see it too!

  44. toothepoint

    Note to Kate:

    Do not stand next to Liv Tyler if you have low self-esteem. It will only make things infinitely worse.

  45. I think it was a good move on his part. I also wish she went to a size more natural rather than a huge portion of one.

  46. I think it was a good move on his part. I also wish she went to a size more natural rather than a huge portion of one.

  47. Carmen

    TOTALLY prego! in all the pictures she has a bump.

    prego= breastfeeding = big(er) boobs.

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  49. “Kate Hudson has implants”

    And shitty hair and a greasy fug face.

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