Kate Hudson is wasted

September 17th, 2008 // 43 Comments

Kate Hudson in “There was an Open Bar at Stella McCartney’s Gala”:

“Hey. Hey. Everybody. Listen. Seriously, listen. Lance Armstrong has one testicle. And, I’m not gonna lie, I saw it. I looked at it and I said, I said ‘Hey. Hey, you. Testicle. Why is there just one of you?’ True story I’m going to puke in the revolving door. HWACK! Hey, I’m stuck in here! HWACK! And I think somebody threw up. Eh, fuck it, I’m crashing Zzzz…”

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  1. Mark

    Rackless or not, I’d bang that chick.

  2. havoc

    Well, someone, somewhere got laid…..

    .

  3. joxer the mighty

    first!

  4. Alys

    she looks like she is lost..

  5. @3
    You are not first you are third you ass

  6. AndresV

    joxer the mighty has one testicle….if that……lame loser with a slow internet connection…..

  7. I’m FRIST!!!

    What, I didn’t say First like an idiot..

  8. Kelly

    lol at least she’s still standind in those heels and doesn’t feel the need to show everyone in the world her va-jay-jay. multiple times.

  9. Jessica Beil's coming for your -A cup you whore

    I wonder if this was BEFORE or AFTER

    Sucking on Lance’s old dried up uni-nut

    Or getting ass-fucked by her hippie crack-head dirty ass baby daddy

    Or messing with Justin Timbercock, with her flat-board -A cup man-chest

    Or personally getting poor old crooked-nose Owen Wilson to cut himself in the wrists

    Or pretending to be a good mother to that rude-ass future drug dealer abomination son of hers

    Poor little bitch. I can never understand why women who don’t deserve success, are always the ones with the success. This bitch wouldn’t have had a chance in hell to be an actress if her mother wasn’t that airhead Golden-shower Hawn or her daddy was Cock Hudon

  10. Andy

    Dang. Now it’s serious. I mean, she’s always had a {pacino} GREAT ASS. The question was, does she like anal? Now it doesn’t matter – if she gets this wasted, if she says no I’ll just wait until she passes out. If she was a real bitch about saying no, I’ll definitely clog the toilet on the way out.

  11. minniememe

    are we sure she’s actually drunk? she may have just swiped a few of Owen Wilson’s crazy pills.

    this post would be funnier if she were trying to open a locked door in that last pic. or if i, myself, were wasted.

  12. Larry the Satellite Dish Guy

    I am convinced that these Hollywood people serve no purpose and are a waste of resources. They should be rounded up and deported to France where they can sit at cafes all day smoking and whining about life.

  13. #9 WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY??????

    #11, I could use a few of those crazy pills right about now, anything to offset the rum and cokes I been drinking all day..

  14. minniememe

    FRIST!! best advice from a buddy of mine: Put DOWN the drink and step AWAY from the Celine Dion cd. Yeah, that’s what too many rum and cokes did. I hung my head in shame and ordered a beer. I nearly lost my manhood that day in that dive of a bar. After that I never saw “All By Myself” on the jukebox again. It was for my own good, they said. It was, it really was.

  15. #14 hehehehheehehe I hate Sealion Deeon

  16. MmmMmmGood

    The things i would do to that woman drunk….Mmm reminds me of yummy date rape.

  17. Allyson

    whoa… number 9… what the FUCK is wrong with you? Kate Hudson is beautiful and had a great night. I’m sure you’ve been drunk once or twice- or had sex before. Wait, have you? Do you even realize how much you embarrassed yourself? I hate pathetic people who try to put others down for no reason at all. PS I love Kate Hudson. I

  18. Jessica Beil's coming for your -A cup you whore

    #13…. YOUR DISEASED MOTHER IS THE ONE THAT’S ANGRY

    #17…. YOU MUST BE A WHORE ALSO TO SAY SOMEONE LIKE THIS WHORE IS BEAUTIFUL…. AND YOUR MOTHER IS THE ONLY EMBARRASED TO HAVE A WHORE LIKE YOU FOR A DAUGHTER… YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLEED OUT HER ASS WHEN THAT HORSE WAS RAPING IN HER SHITTY ASSHOLE. I’M PATHETIC? NO BITCH, YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TREE FULL OF WHORES ARE THE ONES PATHETIC.

    YOU WANT A WEBSITE THAT’S POSITIVE AND GAY AND DOESN’T PUT ANYONE DOWN, TAKE YOUR TREE-HUGGING FAT DONKEY HAIRY ASS TO http://www.gofuckyourself.com AND ENLIGHTEN THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH YOUR STUPID WORDS OF WISDOM

    FRIST, DON’T START WITH ME BITCH…. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING DEAL IS SO DON’T YOU EVEN DARE COME AT ME LIKE THAT

  19. dude

    #9 is right on the money.

    Kate Hudson is proof you shouldn’t give trashy people money.

    This S.S. Hudson celebrity banging boat stops for no man!

  20. toolboy

    You say “wasted”, I say “attainable”, potatoes, tomatoes, let’s call the whole thing off!

  21. Lola

    Ha ha ha ha ha…. Ok someone REALLY hates this drunk chick…. But imma pray for all y’all on here. Some sick shit.
    I don’t like this bitch either but dayum… Funny shit though. Peace out bitches. I’m bout to go check out the website suggested by #18….. LMAO

  22. #18 can suck my dick

  23. Jessica Beil's coming for your -A cup you whore

    22. FRIST!!!

    YOU’RE ONCE AGAIN MISTAKING A STRANGER FOR YOUR PARENTS… THEY WALKED AWAY FROM YOU A LONG TIME AGO DEAR…. EVERY STRANGER THAT TALKS TO YOU LIKE I DO ARE “NOT” YOUR PARENTS… BEING THAT THERE’S A SIMILARITY THERE THOUGH, I CAN SEE HOW YOU’RE ABLE TO MAKE THAT SIMPLE MISTAKE… RUN ALONG NOW LITTLE GAY-TARD… RUN ALONG

  24. Get back on your meds, you fucking wannabe psychopath. This is not a good look for you. You don’t creep me out, you only make me laugh and laugh and laugh!!!!! XYZ!!!

  25. Randal

    Ah… think of all the times we all got plastered or wasted, enjoying a night out with our friends. What tales they would tell if someone had a camera following you around all the time.

    Kate, it’s great you know how to enjoy yourself like the rest of us in this world. Keep living and keep dreaming! Love ya!

    Randal

  26. Randal, are you on percocets?

  27. Jupiter Girl

    She still looks great, and that outfit: SPEECHLESS! Nice ASS t00 ;)

  28. Jupiter Girl

    She still looks great, and that outfit: SPEECHLESS! Nice ASS t00 ;)

  29. Ill take her to my bed Anytime !!!

    XOXO

  30. Randal

    Ah… think of all the times we all got plastered or wasted, enjoying a night out with our gay lovers. What tales they would tell if someone had a camera following you around all the time.

    Kate, it’s great you know how to enjoy yourself like the rest of us in this world. Drinking and wearing strange clothes that should have been burned in the ’80s… Keep living and keep dreaming! Love ya!

    Randal

  31. Godiva

    Wow at jessica beil etc etc. Who are you?
    Quit stuttering and go shoot yourself already.
    Nobody cares what you think you insignificant worm.

  32. Looks like Kate is on that loopy pain pills and alcohol combo. Good choice. But bad before running the paps gauntlet. I’ve decided I must date Kate Hudson because she’s the type of woman who ALWAYS needs to have a man. Those types fukc the best because they need to please.

    PS: Kate it’s time to step up to this!

  33. That being said, she was pretty darn good in “Almost Famous” (and so much cuter than above, too)

  34. unableunwillling

    FRIST!!!:

    Marry me.

  35. PLEASE GO BACK TO BED, will ya!!

  36. Slut

    Kate….Michael Jackson called….he wants his outfit back!

  37. I’m sur now: SHE NEEDS A SHRINK……………………..and A GOOD ONE!!

  38. CRIME DOG

    BODY MOVEMENT LOOKS KINDA OFF,BUT LOOK AT THE FACE. DON’T LOOK DRUNK TO ME. ANYBODY?

  39. ramona putz

    She’s got that “I can’t believe I sucked his uni-ball” look on her face.
    Rehab is next. This will be her I -reached -my -lowest -point-when story.
    She is a no-talent skank who’s managed to eke out an “acting career” thanks to her famous mommy. I can’t stand this bitch.

  40. etcetcetcetcetc

    I assume she was wasted BEFORE she put that outfit on.

    @31 – you don’t have to put etc after etc, that is the whole point of putting etc – meaning ‘and other things’ or ‘and so on’. Only put etc once. Now go eat some chocolate, etc.

  41. What in hell is she wearing? It’s the ugliest outfit in the multiverse.

  42. Allyson Lorens

    I can’t believe how frightened I am from Jessica Beil’s blah blah… You make yourself out to be a badass- but you just made all of us here laugh at you. I like how you’re coming to kick all of our asses. Smoke a bowl, eat a burger and drink a Dr. Pepper. I promise you’re life will be better after that.

  43. Larry Jones

    I’ve been there before. The floor is definitely moving. This is nothing to laugh about.

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