Kate Hudson is apparently dating every guy in Hollywood these days. Well, besides Owen Wilson. Anyway, after recently leaving Dax Shephard, Kate was briefly linked to Dane Cook. However she quickly moved out of the douchebag zone and is now dating a real actor, Heath Ledger. Page Six reports:
Thursday night she only had eyes for Heath Ledger. Spies at Beatrice Inn said they spent their evening at the trendy watering hole “kissing and making out.”
I don’t want to criticize Kate Hudson’s choice in men because, well, I already did that in the first paragraph. Yeah, see, right up there. Sometimes I like to throw some jokes in the beginning. Spice things up. I’m like the Emeril of words. BAM! Hmm, that’s odd. Usually when I say that a giant neon arrow lights up and points to my crotch. Great, it’s broken. And I’m having guests over tonight. Wonderful. Now how am I supposed to punctuate my stories? Who wants to hear about my keys being locked in the car and have it end with my crotch not being emphasized? That’s just stupid.