Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson stop having random sex with each other

May 16th, 2008 // 26 Comments

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have officially broken up – again. Oh no. This can’t end well. Especially when one of Owen’s pals makes the following comment to People:

“It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”

Yikes! Somebody hide the heroin. But, in all seriousness, I can’t even get myself worked up over these two. Not when freaking Lana left Clark last night on Smallville. I’m still crying! I mean, damn, is there hope for anybody in this topsy-turvy world! *kicks down cubicle* WHAT IS THERE TO LIVE FOR?!? I CAN’T– Ooh, mini-eclairs! Nice. Say, can we get a janitor to clean this mess up? I, uh, saw a pack of Shriners plow through here on their karts. Yeah, Shriners

Photos: Splash News
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  1. JM

    Let me go ahead and add that to my “who the fuck cares” list. Frist.

  2. havoc

    Eh, dicknose is better off without her anyway.

    .

  3. megan

    I love Kate Hudson and I friggen love Smallville! Last night’s episode was probably the worst season finale of the series, but the lana and clark moment was amazing, I cried too.

  4. I agree with #2. And what’s up with this writer, does he play too much Mario Kart and now spells everything with a K? Mortal Kombat, Konquest, Kommon Idiot??

  5. it might care more if you posted their sex video ;)
    she does have a nice ass

  6. She only dates him because when he is tossing her salad he can fuck her with his nose at the same time.

  7. antoine

    Oh, I get it! This is Kate Hudson trying to show us “How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days.” Someone needs to tell her that the movie sucked and the real life version isn’t much better.

  8. Auntie Kryst

    Hopefully Owen Wilson will channel his melancholy into his next Wes Anderson movie role..

    YAWN…time to Irish up my coffee.

  9. nipolian

    Good one Auntie…….Wes Anderson…..The Douchesprocket that single handedly fucked over the legend of Carl Spackler.

  10. miggs

    Who gets custody of her ass? That’s the only thing that matters.

  11. All I know is I’ve got custody of Frist’s ass.

  12. Pat

    Hahahaha – she gets People’s “Most Beautiful” and immediately dumps him! He might actually draw blood this time when he does his wrist-slashing gesture. Hopefully the docs at the ER will recognize the situation and have him hospitalized in an adolescent treatment unit.

  13. No… not the dress again… I’m being attacked by the plant people… please make it stop…

  14. pete

    This brings back such weird memories. Five years ago I happened to be at a hotel in a room overlooking the pool, and Kate Hudson checked in. I’m not ashamed to say (well, maybe a little) that I hid behind the curtain at the window overlooking the pool and rubbed one (ok, several…) out while watching her walk around in her thong bikini. I’m not 100% sure, I’d have to examine it closely in person, but I think that’s the curtain – down by the hemline, on the inside, I bet there’s at least one white stain.

  15. Lolita

    Okay…the suicide watch starts….NOW!

  16. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin

    Owen’s better off.

  17. What a whore

    Kate Hudson is a typical Hollywood whore. Just because she looks good doesn’t mean she isn’t a skank.

  18. hypocrite

    #19, Your logic also applies to Owen “dicknose butterscotch stallion heroin junkie” you douche

  19. mamadough

    hopefully this time consuela will find owen with his head in the oven

  20. Amber

    Ewww… she looks like that nasty J-Lo in this pic

  21. jen

    Does scarlett know kates wearing her dress?

  22. DaddyzGirl

    Is anyone else reminded of Carol Burnett as Scarlet O’Hara?

  23. monica

    heard kate was making out with lance armstrong at la esquina on Fri night

  24. sapphire eyes

    Did she go shopping with Britney? Cause neither one has any sense to buy decent clothes that actually fit and flatter them. All that money, no goddamned taste.

    That is the ugliestest dress I’ve ever seen! And I have my prom dresses from the 80′s!

  25. DOUG

    Am I the only one who doesn’t get this Hudson BIMBO.
    All these men with so little to offer. like breasts of a 5 year old boy.
    Plays the same roles all the time as a scorned woman being chased by many men. PLEASEEEEEEE sees a 6 at best w/little talent. Owen should thank god he escaped.

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