reports Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have broken up. A source close to the couple says they split just before Memorial Day weekend but that “they’re still friends.” And in case you’re wondering, yes, this is just about the most boring news ever. You know what news would’ve been shocking though? If Kate Hudson ate Owen Wilson. Like with a fork and knife. Because, you know, she doesn’t seem the type. I’m just saying.
first
Kinda flat chested. first?
This is my first time so I’m going to say it.
FIRST!!!!!
Now she is HOT.
I forgot these two even existed, let alone the fact that they were seeing eachother.
yawn.
For the sake of humanity, please do NOT run any more pics of Britney in a her thong today.
I think it’s good that she accepts her chest size and hasn’t gotten implants like all the other insecure superficial hollywood bimbos. She’s beautiful.
She doesnt have a big chest but she still looks good in almost everything she wears. She was good in skeleton key.
I’ll take boring over the last post any day. I’m just curious–who HASN’T Owen Wilson done?
There is nothing wrong with cute little titties like that. Especially when you have a nice tight tummy, and those legs. Mmmmm, and that ass… Ohhh, she’s so…………
oops.
Be right back. I have some cleaning up to do.
If I have to choose between reading about the Holy Trinity (Britney/ Paris/ Lindsay) and Kate Hudson, I’d go for Clorax labels. That’d make a far more interesting reading.
GOD SUPERFISH..I think you need new writers…the whole story about eating Owen with a frork just wasn’t funny at all…
You’ve used the same kind of stint with Brittney and her kids and some others…getting olddddddd. SNORE
FIRST!!!!!!
I’ve already banged her, so I don’t really care.
the whole thing about her eating him had me almost falling off me chair here.
I didn´t even know they were together. She is very pretty though.
I’m glad she dumped him. His nose looks like a penis.
Aaaw…it’s the itty titty committee. Those don’t look very fun…unless you like 14 year old boys.
19th Wha hoo, i feel so honoured, anyway I thinks shes damn cute id give it to her if nothing was on t.v, you know what I mean uh……
With a beak like his, I can see why she left him. Christ, I wouldn’t even be able to get through dinner with the dude without craking a nose joke.
She needs to be mouth banged with a bottle of “catchup”.
She gets calls from every Dr 90210 in the area… just dying to shove silicon sacs under her man boobs.
Chris Robinson gets the last laugh today. Now who does she turn to next?
She had to break up – Owen has much better boobs these days.
or, “Kate Hudson Sold Owen Wilson to Japanese Goant Squid Researchers to Be Used As Chum.”
Giant*
they should of stayed together,
who wantz either one of them..
they R so ugly, she needz to
eat a little, maybe her titz
would grow a bit…he needz a
new noze, God..iz that thing
for real? Either way, we don’t
need either of them, their moviez
SUCK!!
Wow, who would have thought that these two would ever run out of interesting things to talk about?
Kate woke up to suprise Owen with a morning hand job, it was a nosebleed to end all nosebleeds.
I’ll say this, those abs look intense! I could bounce a quarter off of them. I mean, not that wouldn’t be the only thing I’d do, but it would be cool!
A little Deet and she’d have no breasts at all.
She needs tits though. Her chest looks like my 10 year old cousin.
wowww those abs
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If you need to play out that one pedo fantasy that all guys have, Kate’s definitely your “girl”
I heard she aborted his kid without telling him. Pretty classy broad.
I don’t think she’s even remotely attractive. Get a boob job already.
She’s like a one-hit-wonder of acting and has been riding the wave of “Almost Famous”, and her mother’s coat-tails, for years.
You would think that after having a couple of kids that she would have a bigger rack. She is still one hot MILF!
Must be a slow pointless news day…
Hey Kate your tits just called, they were wondering how you are getting by without them.
Berm maybe one day she can be on DMBS? I’d donate $1 to help get that started.
Berm = Bern
Amgry Ferret Jomes
Owen and Kate had a great time.
But then Owen had a problem. His nose was bigger than his prick and Kate’s boobs put together… and Kate could not tolerate his “Sneeze” as Cum in her….
Wow! Now those are some big tits!
Omg, she’s wearing a training bra! I had one of those when I was 11.
Nice boycicles
Nice boycicles
Ok, lets be adults now. Theres nothing wrong with small boobs.
wooow that is one HOT tummy!