Kate Hudson and Dax Shephard break up


If you decide to watch paint peel off the wall instead of reading this post, I won’t be offended. Anyway, it appears Kate Hudson is done with Dax Shephard. NY Daily News reports:

“They weren’t working out, and she got bored,” says the friend. “She’s telling people it’s a clean break.”

Uh oh, somebody put Dax Shephard on suicide watch. Aw, too soon? No? The timing is just right it’s just that nobody cares about Dax Shephard? You present a solid argument. I stand corrected.

Fun Fact: I sold my soul to the devil in exchange for granite abs and the ability to fire proton torpedoes from my nads. Yep, he was feeling generous that day. Turns out he’s got a thing for Jessica Biel bikini shots – and oddly enough Zac Efron as well. I have no idea what that’s all about.

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