Madonna terrifies Kate Hudson

June 1st, 2009 // 55 Comments

Thanks to her new relationship with Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson cowered in fear from Madonna when the two attended the Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic on Saturday, according to NY Daily News:

“Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna,” said one guest. “She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match.”
Said a second guest, “I didn’t even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!”
While Hudson hung out in the back of the tent, Madonna rocked her royal status. After showing up in a black Mercedes-Benz with several NYPD escorts, she held court with boy toy Jesus Luz, her kids Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, as well as pals Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone and photographer Steven Klein.
“Madonna literally didn’t care,” said a third eyewitness.
“She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy [denim] outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn’t need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee.”

Of course, it’s completely understandable to be terrified of Madonna. I mean, Christ, one look at her death hands, and I not only shit my pants, but the pants of everyone in our office. Which wasn’t easy. First, I had to get a gun, then wait forever for people to drop trou, then convince everyone I have an evil twin. Freaking annoying.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Chris

    anyone else think she looks like Freddy Krueger in this picture?

  2. Missy Wu

    Madonna looks just like Bing Crosby in that first pic!

  3. Madonna is an outstanding singer. Her concerts are remembered for life. But in ordinary life would like to constantly listen to her songs. So I often Downloading them in mp3-format. For example from the site of mp3 music .

  4. jesus

    I wonder where the hate between some of the “stars”comes from.
    Is it the American system?
    I wish that there will come a 10 million people Woodstock-festival of love, peace and celebration.in the States.
    I doubt it but who knows, if the oldfashioned, narrow-minded, retarded groups in the States are turned on.
    Here in Holland we have all year festivals of peace and love and I like these.

  5. albergopalermo

    I have been exploring for a bit for any high quality articles or blog posts in this sort of space . Exploring in Yahoo I finally stumbled upon this site. Studying this info So i’m satisfied to express that I have a very excellent uncanny feeling I found out exactly what I needed. I such a lot unquestionably will make sure to do not forget this web site and provides it a glance regularly.

Leave A Comment