Kate Hudson & A-Rod? Okay, sure.
Kate Hudson is apparently cool with Madonna’s leftovers. She was spotted helping Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez work on his batting average. In her vagina. (Sports humor! Catch it!) Page Six reports:
The blond, Los Angeles-born actress — who met A-Rod at the reopening of the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach last November — was photographed at Friday’s game, cheering on the Bronx Bombers at the new Yankee Stadium.
But the real action came later that night at Mustang Grill on Second Avenue. Our source said a bartender at the Southwestern joint at 85th Street “was asking patrons not to go in the back room around 1 a.m. because A-Rod and Kate Hudson were back there making out.”
I love how Page Six reports about celebrity hook-ups like they’re talking to you in study hall: “A-Rod and Kate were totally Frenching, you guys!” I mean, Jesus, just once I’d appreciate some realistic, honest reporting. Something along the lines of “Alex Rodriguez was caught dry humping Kate Hudson on a salad bar last night forcing them to drop gold coins on the floor and fly out the window on a magic carpet because they’re stupid rich.”
See? It’s like you’re almost there.