Kate Hudson is apparently cool with Madonna’s leftovers. She was spotted helping Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez work on his batting average. In her vagina. (Sports humor! Catch it!) Page Six reports:
The blond, Los Angeles-born actress — who met A-Rod at the reopening of the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach last November — was photographed at Friday’s game, cheering on the Bronx Bombers at the new Yankee Stadium.
But the real action came later that night at Mustang Grill on Second Avenue. Our source said a bartender at the Southwestern joint at 85th Street “was asking patrons not to go in the back room around 1 a.m. because A-Rod and Kate Hudson were back there making out.”
I love how Page Six reports about celebrity hook-ups like they’re talking to you in study hall: “A-Rod and Kate were totally Frenching, you guys!” I mean, Jesus, just once I’d appreciate some realistic, honest reporting. Something along the lines of “Alex Rodriguez was caught dry humping Kate Hudson on a salad bar last night forcing them to drop gold coins on the floor and fly out the window on a magic carpet because they’re stupid rich.”
See? It’s like you’re almost there.
nugs | May 19, 2009 at 4:05 pm
first!
whatever | May 19, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Boring. Liv Tyler is gorgeous.
Jay | May 19, 2009 at 4:06 pm
What a beauty!! Jeez she cleans up nice. What could she possibly see in A Rod?
RichPort's Ghost | May 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm
So he gave her “a rod”? HAHAHAHAHAHA…
Jammy | May 19, 2009 at 4:13 pm
“if it moves, fuck it!”
Youknow | May 19, 2009 at 4:25 pm
A-Rod has hit a home run in every game since Friday, so it is safe to say this rumor is totally true.
Galtacticus | May 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I start to understand that this celebitchy world is just a dating club.
dirk | May 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm
That titless little whore sure gets around.
Jimbo | May 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I guess A-Rod is not a boob man….
alex | May 19, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Wow, A-Rod is really overcompensating. all those steroids must have shrunk his nards to the size of raisins so he’s trying to bang every white girl he can lay his fingers in…er…I meant on.
Poor Little Ryder | May 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
She ought to just go ahead and tie a mattress on her back for convenience.
Yeah | May 19, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Does this mean Rod’s going to try to kill himself soon? ‘Cause while I might have welcomed such an attempt during, say, the ’06 playoffs, now would really not be a great time.
Uh | May 19, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Wonder if he’s taken her backdoor slider deep yet.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 19, 2009 at 5:03 pm
A-rod? thats kinda tacky aint it! so when does she move him in with the kid?
flash hjemmeside | May 19, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Nice pic
I thought it was Bar Refaeli at first, they look quite alike from this angle
Krassy McKrass | May 19, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Well, apparently A Rod has bigger boobs than most because of the steriods so I guess he doesn’t need large ones on his lady. I also heard that steroids shrank him so it’s like dropping a pebble down the Grand Canyon.
dirk | May 19, 2009 at 5:13 pm
#15
What gave it away, her complete absence of tits?
Allergen | May 19, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Good skin. nice smile too
Allergen | May 19, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Good skin. nice smile too
alfalfa | May 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I knew A-Rod was gay. First Skeletor Madonna and now the titless lady.
She's a parent? | May 19, 2009 at 5:41 pm
She’s helping the economy by employing a stable of nannies to take care of “my love, my reason for being” (Kate’s words, not mine) SON.
Awesome mommy.
mike | May 19, 2009 at 5:45 pm
This chick gets around.
Jeff | May 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
man this chick has been tagged by everyone.
Don Knotts | May 19, 2009 at 5:56 pm
This has the potential to be so interesting.
grobpilot | May 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Who’s the dead-eyed troll dressed in black?
heresafuckinghint | May 19, 2009 at 6:22 pm
he’s moving on up
from his ugly wife to madonna to her
he got the hint
baseballislame | May 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm
She is a dirty little whore in my opinion. She had one good movie. Where is her kid btw?
He is a hopeless, closeted homo, overcompensating for something.
He should date a batting coach.
smarg | May 19, 2009 at 7:29 pm
So, she likes ‘roided negro pee pees now? Eew.
Duke Steele | May 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm
With the way they screw around, I can’t decide whose the bigger whore, Hudson or Douche Barrymore
Howard Johnson | May 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Isnt that Claudia in the background?
zognor: ruler of lizards | May 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
That photo of the threesome is absolutely horrifying. Also, zognor questions the chickdowntown shoe sechs going on in all the ads. Why the human females liking the oral with their shoes?
skankees | May 19, 2009 at 11:15 pm
That can’t be true. A-Rod is a total turd burglar.
gerard vandenberg | May 20, 2009 at 12:02 am
Anyway we must recommend the biggest LOSER in hollywood for her, folks!!
………………..WHO’s NOT?
Fun Online | May 20, 2009 at 6:18 am
click for more fun
lizzy | May 20, 2009 at 9:34 am
ah i love her, she’s so beautiful.
but… quite an eclectic taste in men.
idoancare | May 20, 2009 at 10:57 am
Man she gets around. Owen Wilson and now this? Whose next , Pee Wee Herman?
Just_As_it_Is | May 22, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Can’t decide who’s the ugliest bitch in Hollywood, if this one right here or Sarah Jessica Parker. But they can get the 1st place prize anytime
UGH!!!
Tripod | May 23, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Just don’t get the appeal
K-Kool | May 26, 2009 at 8:43 am
The rumor is true. My wife and I were out eating dinner and saw the two paired up. No making out though :-). Oh yea……. We were @ a resturant (Al Biernat’s) in Dallas !!!!!
goldie | June 2, 2009 at 6:35 pm
she scrapes the bottom of the barrel a little harder each and every day
sd card | April 29, 2010 at 7:42 am
It is to help the economy by employing a stable of nannies to care for the “Cause I love my country, for being” (Kate words, not mine) son.