Well, this was bound to happen. Here’s Kate Gosselin sitting outside her home in Reading, Pa. yesterday giving the paps a clear shot up her skirt. For those of you keeping score at home, all that’s left for Kate now is a nipple slip followed by a sex tape. Which is why at this juncture I’d like to point out that I live in Pennsylvania and drink a lot so kids don’t really bother me. They’re sort of like happy little kickballs on my way to the fridge. Or the bedroom… (Kate, call me.)
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW version of an area that thanks God everyday for whoever invented the C-section.