Kate Gosselin’s new hair not on a People cover

It’s bad enough America had to recognize Kate Gosselin simply because she used her birth canal as an Asian baby Gatling gun, but now we’re expected to lose our collective shit that she’s sporting seven grand worth of hair work? Sure, she’s spotted eating with a mystery man in these shots over the weekend, but there’s no way in hell this guy isn’t the Ken Paves to her Jessica Simpson. Trust me, no straight man is going anywhere near this. It’d be like sticking your penis in a roulette wheel of child support payments.

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