Kate Gosselin’s cookbook shelved by publisher

July 1st, 2009 // 42 Comments

Kate Gosselin’s upcoming cookbook Love is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories just saw its October release date nixed by Christian publisher Zondervan which makes sense considering the book’s back cover reads “an inside look at one of America’s most close-knit families.” So, wait, a sham marriage with its very own divorce episode doesn’t constitute as “close-knit” anymore? What gives? The Vancouver Sun reports:

The tome was due to hit bookstores on October 13, but Christian book publisher Zondervan has reportedly had second thoughts regarding selling a book about ‘making memories’ considering the bad memories eight innocent children will be saddled with going forward.
The release has already faced criticism from several quarters, with reviewers accusing Kate Gosselin of swiping recipes from grocery packaging and magazines, so the mother of eight is reportedly busy revising the book.

Perhaps Kate’s next book should tackle the daily struggles of having a lumpy ass, eight kids and a yearning desire for a man with a hedge fund and low sperm count. She can call it Dying Alone: My Inevitable Future. It’s got a ring to it.

Kate Gosselin Bikini Pictures

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  1. MJ

    brutal wrap up there fish….

    ow.

  2. VV

    Yuck. Not flattering at all.

  3. Champ

    Go away Kate.

  4. blah

    She has really bad posture. I can’t even stand to look at her spinal cord. I know everyone’s going to comment on her ass but this lady needed ballet as a kid or something. It hurts my neck just looking at her.

  5. looking

    yeah FIRST poster, I concur….. I feel so sorry for this family I cant even make fun of it anymore. Those kids are gonna grow up and hate both parents. a lot. They’re gonna be fucked up. The girls are gonna be ho’s because they don’t have a daddy father figure. The guys are gonna hate women because how terrible Kate is. Its just sad.

  6. :)

    she looks like an oversized baby in that hat

  7. Sid

    How about “Cunts Sleep Alone: the Kate Gosselin Story.”

  8. chupacabra

    she needs to buy one of those “mom” suits they sell at Land’s End or LL Bean. She’s too old and too pancake-assed to be wearing that. Dumb needy whore.

  9. Cindy

    She looks great! All her critics are men who are threatened by a strong woman. Besides, everybody knows a wife’s most important job is to whittle her husband’s nads down to dust, and then when he’s old and broken down, criticize him for being too passive.

  10. Perez the cocksucking faggot

    Fuck you Cindy@9, you goddamn gaping axewound.

    Anyway, why do I get the feeling this cookbook would have lots of recipes that require cottage cheese?

  11. Critic

    They should both write a book-”How to Completely Fuck Up Eight Lives” By Two Selfish Douchebags
    #5-You are correct
    #7-you as well
    #8- I’ll never eat pancakes again

  12. eurotrash

    what the fuck was that fish? look i dont even know who these people are or give a flying fuck about what they do, but those comments sound more like something a bitchy, jealous, over the hill cheerleader type would say about this woman while popping prozac and getting drunk with her equally jealous and over the hill friends ( hmm i see a script for a future episode of desperate housewives here).
    to conclude; lame bitching and zero humor.

  13. Shutthefuckup

    @10…That was great…..the whole thing! Funniest comment I’ve seen in a while on here.

    (Wiping tears and really hoping that does say anything bad about me)

    Anyhoo….thanks for the laugh!

  14. bribios

    @12

    Actually those comments are pretty damn funny. Watch the show sometime and you will completely understand.

  15. Holden Caulfield

    Poor eurotrash (#12). Guess that rock you live under hasn’t let entertainment news in for, say, the last three years. Meh.

  16. eurotrash

    @ 15
    has less to do with rocks and more with oceans; see, across the pond we are not privy to your marvelous selection of bullshit reality tv shows. thank god.

  17. name

    It’s “saw its October release date nixed…”

  18. Really?

    @16. You’re obviuosly not privy to the correct usage for a semicolon either, hey?

  19. I can’t wait to see the 10 of them on the Surreal Life.

  20. eurotrash

    @ 18
    how about you start with spelling before you get into grammar, hey?

  21. Well there’s plenty of space for clothespin during foreplay…for those who likes that sorta thing…

  22. Really?

    @20…my TYPO does not compare with your lack of intelligence. Nice try, though!

  23. z0ra

    ITS RELEASE, not IT’S!
    When you can say IT IS instead, then it is a contraction and is written IT’S. In all other cases you write ITS. Very simple, and English is not even my first language.

    Damn, superfish, learn your own language – especially since it is the easiest in the world!

  24. HankTheDwarf

    What an old ugly, dumpy whore.

    UGLY DUMPY WHORE
    UGLY DUMPY WHORE
    UGLY DUMPY WHORE
    UGLY DUMPY WHORE

    (there, Fish, i left it at 4)

  25. Pilatunes

    >>>They should both write a book-”How to Completely Fuck Up Eight Lives” By Two Selfish Douchebags<<<

    They ruined it by having the made-for-tv movie first.

    I am sure she will find a way to pimp her and her children out. Just wait.

  26. Tom K

    She looks like every soccer mom in America to me.

  27. anon

    that’s going to be one of those books you find in the giant bin of shitty books at the dollar store a month after it’s released.

  28. argh

    As if you didn’t do us enough harm the FIRST time you showed this picture, ‘Fish… You bastard!
    I must out my eyes!
    (though at least my stomach is clean now…)
    And hahahah #6… you are so very correct.

  29. Christy

    With all the high profile celebrity deaths this week, the Gosselins 15 minutes of paparazzi fame has come to an end. Will the hot interest flare up again on August 3rd or will most everyone be over them? Will be interesting to see….

  30. justifiable

    #12, 16 ” i dont even know who these people are or give a flying fuck about what they do”
    “we are not privy to your marvelous selection of bullshit reality tv shows. thank god”

    You’ve gotta be Gwyneth Paltrow. If not, then why are “we” wasting valuable superior Eurotime parading our smug ignorance here – on an American-based gossip site? Ah, just slumming, right? Here’s a helpful tip, Precious: people of even moderate intelligence can usually see the value of viewing something first before forming an opinion – it’s a good idea if you want to avoid making a complete ass of yourself. in future.

  31. captain america

    this doesn’t matter at all.
    GET A “CLOSE UP” FROM THAT ASS, folks!!

  32. CakeSnifferer

    Flat and flabby really isn’t a good combonation for that area.

  33. Rhialto

    Eight mouths to feed,so what to do next? Just toss up the ingredients of publicity and you’ve got a cookbook.

  34. Darth

    This cookbook is going to feed 9 mouths in the near future.

  35. Kelly

    What a crock. A few weeks ago you posted pictures of her from the front and no one could deny how great she looked after 8 kids now from a different angle she’s a troll again.

    You put ANY average American family on tv and throw millions of dollars at them and they will change and probably not for the better. It’s no surprise and the magazines and websites are just as guilty of fueling the fire as John is of being a wimp and Kate being a bitch.

  36. Not a Fan

    The Gosselins have no class. Nothing worse than “new money”. Sad for the children. Mrs. Gosselin has a screw loose. Textbook case of a narcissist. Jon is white trash and so is his girlfriend. Miss Glassman’s parents must be so proud that she handpicked such a catch to bring home to dinner. I can see why he is so attracted to her and it’s not because of her looks. They love to booze and smoke dope together. Wow….what an example for the children. Everyone needs to get into serious therapy for the children’s sake and I mean yesterday. What a disgusting bunch of people. Next thing, we will see Jon driving an Aston Martin and Kate driving a Bentley. Yuk.

  37. melani barber

    I think they should publish her book. People shouldn’t turn there backs on her. she is a grate role model and a grate mom also a wonderful speaker that book would sell millions.

  38. Mandy

    I have never liked Kate. She is a nasty control freak. However…the way that puffy-faced immature idiot Jon is conducting himself makes her look like a saint. Credit must be given where credit is due. Kate is continuing her family obligations raising those children and Jon is off chasing the poon tang. She is tending to the priority of her family and Jon is off looking for another bimbo to have 8 more kids with. This story is so pathetic. Kate should stop flaunting herself practically naked and start conducting herself like a responsible mother. She grabs every opportunity to be photographed with minimal clothes on. Whatssssup with dat? Jon walks around trying to play the victim when it was his infidelity that tore this family apart in the first place. Shame on both of them. Kate take the high rode…put your damn clothes on and carry on without that useless, immature idiot. Make sure he sterilizes himself before you let him back in the house.

  39. Mandy

    I have never liked Kate. She is a nasty control freak. However…the way that puffy-faced immature idiot Jon is conducting himself makes her look like a saint. Credit must be given where credit is due. Kate is continuing her family obligations raising those children and Jon is off chasing the poon tang. She is tending to the priority of her family and Jon is off looking for another bimbo to have 8 more kids with. This story is so pathetic. Kate should stop flaunting herself practically naked and start conducting herself like a responsible mother. She grabs every opportunity to be photographed with minimal clothes on. Whatssssup with dat? Jon walks around trying to play the victim when it was his infidelity that tore this family apart in the first place. Shame on both of them. Kate take the high rode…put your damn clothes on and carry on without that useless, immature idiot. Make sure he sterilizes himself before you let him back in the house.

  40. How easy it is for people to bad mouth a body that is not “model-like.” This
    bashing is not deserved at all.. Kate looks great, why shouldn’t we be
    accepting a Mom, and her figure, without horrible comments about her
    back, spine, butt, what have you? How many of us look this good? Especially if you remember what 1 baby at a time can do to your body. Women, I’m
    shocked at your negative comments. Should she not wear summer clothes
    or bathing suits because the cameras will take unflattering pix’s? Do we
    have to always look perfect? Do you at the beach, pool, or getting groceries
    out of the car? That alone would send a negaative message to each of her daughters for the future. “If your body’s not hot, girls, cover up” This message
    should never be implied. For all the women commentors, shame on your
    being two-faced. You read the magazines about accepting ourselves, try to
    instill this in our children, then bash someone that dares to do it!

    It sounds like pure jealousy to me, the mob mentality syndrome. Women
    should see this as it is. Who out there can’t relate to a husband that needs
    constant reminding about things to be done, etc. Especially with 8!

    Admittedly, I always cringed when she made comments to Jon, but haven’t
    we all. The difference in our lives is that we do not have his relatives, friends,
    etc. hearing us. They went on TV – so what? That makes them tfodder
    for constant verbal abuse? JEALOUSY Kate and Jon are just like us.
    Either partner is mostly dominant, the other needs constant pushing, one
    is organized, a bit more authoritative, the other passive, laid back.
    Are these comments coming from the anger at our own spouses? It
    all seems like the general public is “holier than thou” in their own personal life
    If everyone has it so together, and they are o terrible, why are there so many unhappy, bitter couples out there?

    Would you rather be mollified into a family dynamic with a laid back family -
    that never speaks badly, refuses )any perks (because they’ll be accused
    of being greedy), and looks to us like the Cleavers?

    WAKE UP AMERICA — THIS IS REALITY, AND WE ARE PART OF IT.

    Why do we bemoan our lives, then see someone doing exactely what we
    have done — minus all those kids –and have the audacity to comment on
    their behavior?

  41. Jake

    I would do so much to this woman her ass so fucking nice my god i would shove my dick so far in her thick ass i would make her cry and moan.

  42. You have to be Gwyneth Paltrow. If not, why “we” waste valuable better our smug ignorance parading an American-based gossip site here Eurotime – What Are They? Ah, just right slumming? Here’s a helpful tip, is precious: the intelligence of liberal people usually see some value first before forming an opinion can see – it’s a good idea if you yourself want to avoid making a complete ass. In the future.

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