Kate Gosselin wears another bikini

June 2nd, 2009 // 109 Comments

Kate Gosselin stepped out in a bikini again this morning in North Carolina, so I’m pretty sure she wants us to look and this isn’t a random paparazzi sighting. It’s either publicity for the show, or Kate’s trying to reel in a new man and severely overestimating her body’s ability to distract from eight kids running around. Unless I missed the shot where hundred dollar bills and motorcycles shoot out of her breasts. If so, dinner at my place?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. mikeock

    Boy, I hate to admit it because I hate like hell to feed into the Jon & Kate frenzy, but if I saw this bitch on the beach, i’d chub up. If you told me she shot 8 kids out of her body, I’d probably lose wood though. I’m not into fucking barnyard animals.

  2. dude

    I’m your typical, non-discerning, horny-as-shit male.

    And I would not fuck this shitlump for any reason.

  3. Rashaan

    Her body is pretty good I guess, if you don’t mind scars, but it’s attatched to that head, and the head’s attatched to that mouth………..I’d stay far away

  4. Today must be groundhog day!

  5. joy

    awwwwww leahs face in the last picture is so precious!!!

    if any of you watched the premiere [or any of the shows for that matter] you can tell what a douche jon is. he looks bored and uninterested in his kid’s life. i’ve been watching the show since day one and yes kate comes off as a bitch but you cant be passive when you have to raise eight kids [sometimes 9 if you include jon]. having one, two, even three children makes people crazy, imagine that many. she HAS to be mad because it’s insane to have that many children!!! but her kids are beautiful and you can tell they’re loved and that’s all that matters. and those kids aren’t acting, it’s hard just getting them all to pay attention let alone train them to say shit!

  6. joy

    awwwwww leahs face in the last picture is so precious!!!

    if any of you watched the premiere [or any of the shows for that matter] you can tell what a douche jon is. he looks bored and uninterested in his kid’s life. i’ve been watching the show since day one and yes kate comes off as a bitch but you cant be passive when you have to raise eight kids [sometimes 9 if you include jon]. having one, two, even three children makes people crazy, imagine that many. she HAS to be mad because it’s insane to have that many children!!! but her kids are beautiful and you can tell they’re loved and that’s all that matters. and those kids aren’t acting, it’s hard just getting them all to pay attention let alone train them to say shit!

  7. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere

    Kate is freaking hot, Jon needs to get his shit together. He’s got eight kids and a hot wife. Stupid bastard, many guys would kill just to have a hot wife and kid.

  8. Venom

    Her surgeon is a God or a magician.

  9. dirk

    Those choppers would sever your weener like a snapping turtle.

  10. Galtacticus

    Well,well,she could have never imagined ever before that half the world would see her in bikini carrying a kid’s shovel and pail one day!

  11. Burungi

    She’s definitely had a boob job which she did NOT get when she got the tummy tuck. I don’t remember any extra special boob job episodes so so much for it being a ‘reality show’.

    Also, what was up with Jon in the first episode? Was he drunk at the kids’ party? He was totally out of it and when Alexis talks to him about the boy she invited, he looks at her and starts hugging on her like a complete perv. It was weird. And wtf is up with him rolling up in a two seat Porsche? Where the hell are his million kids going to fit in that thing?

    All that said, I still can’t stand Kate and think anyone married to her is basically condemned to a life in hell regardless of all the money.

  12. tarl

    She’s really NOT bad looking. I’d HIT it!!

  13. LALA Land

    She is built like a man with fat legs!! GROSS!!!!! She is an evil hag to Jon, and only is with her kids with the cameras are rolling!! Loser!!

  14. Burungi

    This is just a general comment but it really bugs me that these huge fucking families (this show, 18 and Counting etc) get all this attention and fame. Like the world isn’t burdened enough with the ridiculous human over-population problem. Now we have to deal with these fuckers who get idolized for using fertility drugs (how much do you think it cost us tax payers to get all those unnaturally created premies out of the hospital?) or for being insane “Christian so we don’t use birth control” freaks?

  15. His Huge Greatness Himself

    I see that Jennifer Aniston is keeping a close eye on me! Boo!

  16. biteme

    her kids have that mongoloid, down syndrome, special olympics retard face

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  18. Drundel

    I got to admint, she looks MUCH better than I thought and whoever did her tits did a great job. They look big and full and don’t scream porn *.

  19. I don’t know who this is, but if she has 8 kids then I am against her.

  20. Rob

    AH!!! CANKLES!!!

    I woulda hit it… but the cankles are a huge turn off…

  21. Beavis

    again with the mince meat gut in a two-piece, she looks like tara reid.

  22. Parker

    Yes, I want to buttfuck her. So what? Look at that pic where she’s bent over grabbing her ankles. She wants it too.

  23. stu

    sure they can lipo the fat out of her, but can the plastic surgeons do something about the stretched out vag after having 8 kids?

  24. Sheena

    #73: You don’t seriously think she pushed 8 babies thru her fucking birth canal, do you?? Moron.

  25. blahblah

    look at what her stomach used to look like
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOElghAVCI

    her tummy tuck was free

  26. The green shovel is to bury Jons balls.

    @ 55 – How can you tell them apart?

    @ 66 – They are part Mongol (Korean).

  27. D Whoa

    Hey # 73- She prolly has a tighter vag than you- even if you’re a guy~ have you ever heard of a c-section?

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    That guys pretty good. Tara Reid should go there.

  29. AlQaeda

    She is fat. But at least not as hairy as my gay boyfriend.

    jaffer@google.com

  30. agree, THISONE SUCKS BETTER AROUND THE BODY, folks!!

  31. lily12

    There is a more interesting site than this…www.cougarcircle.com….It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site!

  32. JD

    “Stolen” topless pics in 5…4…3…2…

  33. Mr. Jones

    “how in the shit does she not have stretch marks after having 6 people inside of her at once?”

    I assume you’re talking about babies and not bodyguards.

  34. FACE

    I would crush that. Great thighs on a worthless beech

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  39. Jeremy

    The maintenance on her body is more then my 7 series BMW. Thats why she has to keep her fake marriage going.

  40. Bernardo

    Very very very f u c k a b l e in the bend over picture i’ll be happy to do her from bihind.

  41. ktb

    @61…it’s called depression, asshole! Jon said he was miserable, and it shows!
    I just wonder what those poor children are being told when they ask where Daddy is?

  42. ktb

    @ 61….It’s called depression, stupid. Jon is depressed over this entire situation, and I don’t blame him.
    I just wonder what those kids are being told when they ask where daddy is?

  43. MassGrrl

    Why wear a bikini if your tummy tuck scar will be clearly visible? @@

  44. A Woman

    For all the work she’s had done, she still has no waist.

  45. khole

    who says it’s the scar from a tummy tuck, it’s a scar from her c section it’s in the same location.

    she looks freakin amazing! I am a 27 yo female and her stomach is flat as mine and i have zero kids.

    has she really had surgery??

  46. Kaylamarie

    I dont understand the big deal..Who cares if she got a tummy tuck or whatever else she got.. It makes her feel good to get it done that let it be.. There are plenty of people out there who get shit done to their body everyday to look good.. If anybody has kids they know its hard to get your body back.. Let it be everyone worries about what other people do.. Worrie about you, I bet half the world that worries about other people have just a messed up life or even worse.. The world needs to get over itsself..(You dont know the whole story)

  47. Kaylamarie

    I dont understand the big deal..Who cares if she got a tummy tuck or whatever else she got.. It makes her feel good to get it done that let it be.. There are plenty of people out there who get shit done to their body everyday to look good.. If anybody has kids they know its hard to get your body back.. Let it be everyone worries about what other people do.. Worrie about you, I bet half the world that worries about other people have just a messed up life or even worse.. The world needs to get over itsself..(You dont know the whole story)

  48. Kaylamarie

    I dont understand the big deal..Who cares if she got a tummy tuck or whatever else she got.. It makes her feel good to get it done that let it be.. There are plenty of people out there who get shit done to their body everyday to look good.. If anybody has kids they know its hard to get your body back.. Let it be everyone worries about what other people do.. Worrie about you, I bet half the world that worries about other people have just a messed up life or even worse.. The world needs to get over itsself..(You dont know the whole story)

  49. Kathryn

    omg you guys are horrible. look in the mirror. nobodys perfect. and you are making it sound like she weighs a ton and is really that bad looking?? shes not! you all should get your own life.

  50. Why does she have those kids out in the sun at midday? Could that be any later than 4 PM?

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