Kate Gosselin wears another bikini

June 2nd, 2009 // 109 Comments

Kate Gosselin stepped out in a bikini again this morning in North Carolina, so I’m pretty sure she wants us to look and this isn’t a random paparazzi sighting. It’s either publicity for the show, or Kate’s trying to reel in a new man and severely overestimating her body’s ability to distract from eight kids running around. Unless I missed the shot where hundred dollar bills and motorcycles shoot out of her breasts. If so, dinner at my place?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. stephareeno

    first!

  2. GayFag

    GayFag

  3. stephareeno

    Where are her stretch marks? They can take those away with a tummy tuck??

  4. sixpack

    pic # 8, I felt the creature stir.

  5. Dave

    It’s about time we start getting topless shots, otherwise these pics are proving to be as useless as men’s tits.

  6. Doctor Doctor

    how in the shit does she not have stretch marks after having 6 people inside of her at once?

  7. Meg

    #3
    Absoulutely. They can even get rid of a c-section scar.

  8. Jay26

    I dont care how much you guys want to convince your selves she ugly cause she dosnt look like an old school Pam Anderson. She is Skin!!!

  9. PILitig8r

    She’s had so much plastic surgery her belly button has been raised 6 inches. But, still not bad for having had 8 kids.

  10. rachell

    #3 I think so, she may have had a body lift in addition to her tummy tuck. I think she looks pretty damn good when you consider how freaking huge she was when she was pregnant with those 6 kidlettes. It looked like her stomach was going to rupture.

  11. Shawn

    The 1st pic confirms boob work. Look at how perfectly round the top of her funbags are.

    Mind you, I’d still hit it.

  12. Dr. Rey

    The sad part of a tummy tuck, for a guy, is that it’s designed to make the woman feel good. Like Kunt here, she can wear a bikini in public again and feel good about herself, which is her only goal. But we can’t remove all the nastiness – some of it has to be stretched down and reattached below the bikini line. So when the bikini comes off, a guy is treated to the sight of a ridge of discolored bumpy scar tissue right smack in the middle of the pubic area. Mt. Flaccid is what we call it, privately. Just look at the second picture from the left on the second row down – the lower half of her tummy is pointing down toward the disaster zone. She’s happy because she only cares about the cameras, but her husband needs to realize that all of that is irrelevant to him, because he has to face the nastiness when the clothing comes off. Time to move on to a woman with a non-ruined body.

  13. WTF

    For the love of god, please stop with that hair. It’s horrid.

    In the meantime, I’m guessing that on top of the tummy tuck that got the show started, we have:

    Implants
    Breast Lift
    Lipo on legs and waist.
    full set of porcelain veneers

  14. Click This....

    Wow what in the hell is that strange thing doing on her face????? Oh it’s a smile.

  15. Click This....

    Wow what in the hell is that strange thing doing on her face????? Oh it’s a smile.

  16. Click This....

    Wow what in the hell is that strange thing doing on her face????? Oh it’s a smile.

  17. T-Man

    When I was a kid at the ocean, I was sporting the water wings – still do. But my sand castles are better than theirs.

    Men like most any female that will say yes. Jon seems to be able to pick up chicks. This lady is walking around half naked on a beach and you don’t see a guy anywhere. It must be that Plus 8.

  18. manny

    she wants to be seen playing with her kids cause she NEVER does.

  19. plincoln21

    i’d hit it

  20. The Paparazzi Corners Kate Gosselin and asks about cheating allegations!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-DD_iFHXz4

    Hilarious!

  21. whitney

    Winnie the Pooh ankle tattoo. Nice…!

  22. freeside

    =(

  23. Alli Watermelon

    She looks HOT!

  24. Deacon Jones

    Jesus, haven’t any of you watched the Discovery channel late night, ON WEED?

    All a tummy tuck is, they literally cut out a rectangular patch of thick skin, then sew the two ends together. It;s fucking disgusting. They plop the skin (complete with bright yellow fat cells hanging off like the Tan-Tan in Empire Strikes Back) in a metal pan and it makes a loud clanging noise. It’s one of the sickest things I ever watched.

  25. roto router

    *pic 8* I’d snake her drain

  26. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    @9
    Yeah, her belly button is way off.

  27. obannion

    I want to put my penis in there.

  28. Deva

    I wish someone would douse this bitch with acid so we may be rid of her. Not to mention her husband and kids would be better off.

  29. YAN

    AT LEAST YOU KNOW SHE PUTS OUT

  30. Kelley

    Right on No. 12 !! Well said. Way to show off the scar tissue and tummy tuck evidence, Kate. Body issues aside, this being about $$$ and Hollywood, the worst thing is not her ego, which seems to be the size of Cincinnati, but her shamelessness in pimping out her kids – all 8 of them – and being a super-sized, controlling bitch throughout. I read her interview in People mag and she says “none of this is my fault,” “you think this is MY fault?” She made me sick.

  31. justifiable

    She looks like a tank with tits and a bad haircut. No thanks. And wtf, they repositioned her navel far too high up on that lumpy lipo belly.

  32. Wait until she poses for FHM or Playboy. I can’t wait for that.

    Collin: My boop is stiff mommy…
    Kate: Oh honey…
    Aaden: My boop! My boop!
    Kate: You too Aaden? Wow
    Joel: Mommy you look good.
    Kate: Hahaha! You too, Joely?
    Jon: Oh boy.
    Kate: Mommy looks good…

  33. cherry

    She looks pretty good. I actually didn’t recognise her with the smile.

  34. Disgruntlord

    Im guessing its smelly.

  35. get it together FISH. stop following the crowd

    STOP POSTING ON THIS OLD B*TCH.
    I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS, AND I DONT CARE, SHES UGLY. OLD.

  36. not a fan of 5 yr olds in bikinis!!!!!!

  37. Objac

    I’d take a crack at that pussy if I were given the chance.

  38. Kelley

    Can you imagine the Botox she’ll need to get rid of that hideous double furrow between her eyes ? Yikes.

  39. gigi

    ….seriously…. are they NOT making whole pieces ANYMORE???

  40. hahaha

    LMAO at #20!!!!!!!!!!

  41. hahaha

    LMAO at #20!!!!!!!!!!

  42. harmonov

    Did her tummy tuck take away her calf muscles?

    And a Winnie the Pooh tattoo? Seriously? I’d expect something more like Joan Crawford holding a wire hanger.

  43. havoc

    She’s as bangable as any other surburban, soccer mom, fucked-up woman.

    Why not? I bet she’s a little freaky. Especially if you start buying her shit….

    .

  44. Superbiggerevil

    Bullshit! If anyone on this blog can’t see that all this bitch is doing is hunting for some new cock, then you’ve got baking soda for brains.

  45. sxywndgrl

    She looks hot and honestly I hope she banging her body guard because Jon is a douche bag. The extra weight he put on this season looks good on him so now not only is he balding but hes a fattie-what a loser. Go Kate!

  46. Lain

    AWWW THEY’RE IMPLANTS. I thought her funbags were real. Shame.

  47. Scott

    “12. Dr. Rey – June 2, 2009 1:39 PM

    The sad part of a tummy tuck, for a guy, is that it’s designed to make the woman feel good. Like Kunt here, she can wear a bikini in public again and feel good about herself, which is her only goal. But we can’t remove all the nastiness – some of it has to be stretched down and reattached below the bikini line. So when the bikini comes off, a guy is treated to the sight of a ridge of discolored bumpy scar tissue right smack in the middle of the pubic area. Mt. Flaccid is what we call it, privately. Just look at the second picture from the left on the second row down – the lower half of her tummy is pointing down toward the disaster zone. She’s happy because she only cares about the cameras, but her husband needs to realize that all of that is irrelevant to him, because he has to face the nastiness when the clothing comes off. Time to move on to a woman with a non-ruined body.”

    For a ‘doctor’, you’re a fucking idiot.

  48. She looks great! Whatever haters, I’d hit that all day.

  49. Tonawanda

    I am sorry, but she looks just fine, people. This is the way women look most of the time; I am a 37-year old married male, and I’d still hit that in two seconds. She looks a helluva lot better than my wife does.

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