Kate Gosselin wants to be in movies now

October 27th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Kate Gosselin did a very special Q&A episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 last night and basically admitted she’s going to milk her uterus some more and break into movies. People reports:

“I’ve done enough years on TV that I feel like it’s a normal, comfortable, natural place to be,” she said. “I’d love to be in a movie at some point, I’d love to be the voice of a cartoon character in a movie for my kids. I think that would be fun.”

Dear Makers of Madagascar 3,

I will fucking kill you.

- The Superficial

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  1. Savalas

    Hello alternative-interest pornography!

  2. I’d butter her biscuits.

  3. Mr. Normal

    Did these savages have actual *jobs* before they decided to become a televised child-exploiting freak show?

    Because it is really, REALLY hard to see these two lunatics being able to hold down ANY kind of job that actually involves not being absolute cretins.

    Hmmm… maybe “celebrity” really is the perfect fit. Pity that they don’t have the looks.

  4. Mr. Normal

    Did these savages have actual *jobs* before they decided to become a televised child-exploiting freak show?

    Because it is really, REALLY hard to see these two lunatics being able to hold down ANY kind of job that actually involves not being absolute cretins.

    Hmmm… maybe “celebrity” really is the perfect fit. Pity that they don’t have the looks.

  5. FDSY

    Sooooo……. did anyone ever tell her she’s not an actress. They just filmed her being a castrating bitch whore in everyday life.

  6. obz

    i’m sure jon will be hawking a few of kates “movies” at some stage.

  7. Mirror Mirror on the Wall

    me me me me me me me me me me!

  8. CakeSnifferer

    Someone really needs to explain that hair to me – I’ve never seen anyone rocking a mess like that. What part of the country are these people from?

  9. pam

    leave the woman alone people. i would be a crazy castrating bitch whore if i had 8 annoying kids to look after everyday.

  10. noodle

    no no no, she could be in Madagascar 3 as a stray cat with 8 kittens constantly feeding off of her bruised teats. her role would comprise of her laying on her back, being suckled upon while bitching at all the other animals about how horrible her douchebag of a cat husband is…

  11. havoc

    She could voice Cruella DeVille with little or no effort.

    Or just about any fat cow…..or sow…..or demon.

    .

  12. havoc

    She could voice Cruella DeVille with little or no effort.

    Or just about any fat cow…..or sow…..or demon.

    .

  13. havoc

    She could voice Cruella DeVille with little or no effort.

    Or just about any fat cow…..or sow…..or demon.

    .

  14. mfbinc

    something about that face that just screams “bitch!”

  15. AmericanWhiteTrash

    The bigger the clown, the more uninteresting and mediocre you are the bigger celeb you are nowadays. Shit society.

  16. Anon

    She wants to do all these things “for her kids” thats basically her excuse to do what she wants.

    She portays herself as this “It’s all for the kids” so people will support her blindly and she can milk the sympathy whilst indulging herself.

    Nothing wrong with a LITTLE indulgengce just don’t try to hide it using your kids as the smokescreen.

  17. the only opinion that matters

    I think that of the two, Jon and Kate, Kate has conducted herself with a little more dignity. Jon has been chasing skirt, dating girls too young for him, moving too far away from his children and in general being an ass. All those people that call her a bitch should walk a mile in her shoes. Eight kids, pussy husband….she had to be the strong one, the organizer, the one that gets things done. I wonder, if other people had 8 kids to feed and they had a opportunity to do a television show that would help take care of their kids, what they would do. The kids (up until the split) seemed happy, healthy and beautifully cared for. They have had some very cool experiences because of the show and everyone should remember, the camera crews are NOT there all the time. What is the difference between them and child actors except they get to go to regular school and stay in their home while filming is being done. Child abuse my ass. If someone had a camera on us for hours and then the public was allowed to view, I am sure we would have moments of being bitchy, bossy and other various moods. It’s called being human.

    Now all that being said, Kate, please grow out that hair. You are an attractive women but that hair is totally trashy, a chic bob would be great!

  18. mom plus 3

    I don’t think that’s so bad. I’m a bitch and I only have 3 kids. I’d be a control freak tyrant too if I had 8 kids and a sloth husband. She should go back to nursing or promote healthy teen girls, safe sex etc. etc. Her voice is good – I’m still on Team Kate.

  19. havoc

    She looks totally stoned in these photos.

    Or just the normal dumb bitch look…..

    .

  20. Schmeeky

    I love how reality TV stars suddenly give up their old lives for Hollywood. Like in Survivor season 1, that brain surgeon got a gig on a soap opera. He’s a fucking brain surgeon and he thinks soap operas are a step up?

    Kate was a nurse before the TV show. A perfectly respectable career. Yet we’ll get to watch her desperately cling to anything that keeps her on TV rather than just doing the job she spent years training for and could make plenty of money performing.

  21. stupidass

    Oh good, I was hoping for a Torkelsons made-for-tv movie.

  22. Parker

    She should follow her true calling into anal porn. I see her first cover Kate takes Plus Eight the Hard Way. She’d be posed on the cover, hooker high heels only, bent over, spreading her cheeks, doing peek-a-boo through her legs, lips pursed and puckered just like her little butthole except painted trashy bright red. A large yellow fake penis dangles above her and its got a ruler painted on it so you can see what the eight in the title means and won’t be disappointed when you buy it and she isn’t getting gang-banged by eight guys. They wouldn’t put her in an anal film like that cause it’s just so obvious. This would be a lesbian anal film and they’ll use strap-ons only 8″ or bigger in Kate’s butt. She’ll love it of course cause her vag is all worn out by now anyway so she’ll become an anal porn queen. She’ll be even more famous than she is now.

  23. chupcabra

    EVERYTIME I SEE HER IN A FULL BODY SHOT, I THINK, “MISS PIGGY.”

  24. EricLR

    That special was just a giant TLC whitewash. Since they can’t shoot the kids anymore, they do this Q&A special where Crazy Katie spends an hour spewing the official TLC lines (“The kids loved doing the show!” “Just because I have a bevy of servants now doesn’t mean I’m spoiled!” “Sure they have a college fund, just not one that TLC or its subsidiaries is any any way required to contribute to in any way!” “My $3000 purses and shoes aren’t me wasting the kid’s money, those are just about looking good for you, my loving fans!”). You can almost see the just-out-of-frame TLC lawyers and publicists giving her hand signals.

    Make fun of JGoss if you like; with his ATV’s, skanky women, and ill-advised clothing choices. But at least he’s being true to himself (as sad as “himself” really is). Kate, by contrast, is nothing but a plastic faker–trying to play the loving, hard-working, self-sacrificing mommy while raking in the cash and living in a mansion full of servants. She’s riding the money/fame gravy train on her kids’ backs while pretending she’s only doing it out of love.

  25. RichardG

    # 18 – Jon is that you!?!?

  26. Randal

    Kate should know how to entertain America’s children. Certainly after the sixth or seventh her labia must have tickled the baby’s cute faces fluttering and flapping as they certainly must have!

    xoxoxo Randal

  27. asdasd

    sorry bitch. the gravy train stopped runnin for ya. its OVAH

  28. Sport

    “I am addicted to being in the spotlight.”

  29. Seriously??? I’m am so sick of these people!!!! They need to face the fact that they are not famous and no one really cares about them!

  30. Ram Punchington

    Porn is Movies, right?

    Porn? Movies?

    Yeah.

    Punchington Out

  31. medi0169

    Pics 1 & 3 is the face she will make when I make sweet love to her. Oh yeah…she will be SO disappointed! But seriously… if you cast her as a raging cunt she should do fine.

  32. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    23-Parker: You a are marketing genius. Its the perfect career move for her. I love this idea.

    She’s also annoyed she didn’t think up the helium balloon UFO hoax – it took away from her endless coverage.

  33. Hank Rogers

    God I love the “you should walk a mile in her shoes” posters. My mother raised 7 kids and still is one of the most kind, charitable people I know. If she were offered a spot on a TV show that makes her a lot of money over caring for her kids I’m sure she wouldn’t even think twice. That’s a real mom… Something Kate is not.

  34. Daniel

    Note to Kate:

    If you have 8 kids, shouldn’t you be home taking care of them full-time? You have atleast another 10 years to play full-time mom. When will you find time to take acting classes and go on auditions and be in movies? And the sextuplets seem a little “slow” if you know what I mean. Perhaps you should spend more time home with them teaching them how to anunciate and read?

    Good luck in your non-existent future career Kate.

    Casting directors want the younger, hotter chicks. By the time your done playing mommy, you’ll be too old for most of Hollywood!

    Yikes that was harsh but oh so true!!!!!

  35. the only opinion that matters

    So Hank, #34, YOUR mother, not you, raised 7 children, so you haven’t walked a mile in her shoes either. Bless your mother, I hope all her children turned out healthy and happy. I assume your mother did not have sextuplets.Much easier if the kids aren’t all the same age. I know someone who had eight children (many years ago when times were simpler) by the time the 6th 7th and 8th child arrived the older ones were helping out alot, and I mean alot. Kate didn’t leave her childen to appear on Jon and Kate plus eight. Have you watched that show? Those kids are happy, normal, healthy kids. People with 1 or 2 children leave their kids with sitters too. Its all about balance. Can you imagine how difficult it would have been for them to raise those kids without the show? It’s not like you can have handmedowns when everyone is the same age. 10 people living on one salary? Do you remember the little house they lived in, how would that work as the kids got older? Nope, can’t blame them one for doing Jon and Kate plus eight. It’s just too bad it turned out the way it did.

  36. Palmtree

    Fuck she is so lame. Go fucking take care of your 10000 kids and get off your high horse bitch.

  37. Marv

    Why don’t this hag go back to that nurse job so she can feed all those kids. Don’t swallow no more fertility drugs stupid.

  38. She is looking little bit tired. I don’t like her puffy eyes. Yet i like Kate Gosselin. She has got nice figure. That out fits suits on her.

  39. The Voice of Reason

    #36

    You act like her having eight kids “just happened”, like one day Kate woke up and the kids just appeared. She made a conscious decision to have all those kids, fertility treatments, not reducing the size of litter, etc. She is wholly responsible for the situation she is in (Jon is clearly a henpecked shlub who did whatever Kate barked at him to do. Also, she is also the one who a picked a loser to marry and said “I do” when she could have said “no way”).

    She created this mess and then exploited it for her own selfish reasons. Now she wants to be in the movies, I’m sure “for the good of the kids”. Give me a break.

    The only people who are bigger losers than Jon Gosselin are the apologists and kindred bitches on “Team Kate”.

  40. Alibi

    C’mom! Next she’ll want to do Broadway….ha. Go home, Kate. Stay there. Raise your own children. Nobody is interested in you anymore.

  41. Alibi

    C’mom! Next she’ll want to do Broadway….ha. Go home, Kate. Stay there. Raise your own children. Nobody is interested in you anymore.

  42. the alternate voice of reason

    #40

    Reduce the size of the litter???? Are you for real? I am a pro-choice kinda gal, but that is harsh. Okay baby 3,4,5,6., because you are in the best position for termination, you get to die. Nobody taking fertility drugs wants to have 6 babies (octomom excluded), but how do you terminate some? If people didn’t make mistakes and marry the wrong person, the divorce rates would not be what they are. Sometimes you marry the right person and things change and they become someone different, or they cheat, or they lie, or you really just don’t like each other anymore. The divorce rate rises considerably if you have multiple births added to marriage. She didn’t create this mess, it happened. It’s called life.

    As for being in the movies, she said she wanted to do the voice of a childrens movie character….is she the first mother ever to do something like this? Better check the credits on a few Disney movies. Someone else mentioned going back to being a nurse….who works tons of shifts, requiring a babysitter for eight children thereby spending more on sitters then she would earn.

    Simple math my friend. Babysitters for eight children, full time, will always cost more then even a nurse could earn.

    So every mother, who supports herself in show business is a bad mother, and they should all stay home and raise the children. What effing century is this? I’m not saying I think she should be an actress, I don’t think she was saying that either, just a voiceover for a kids movie that her children could enjoy. Let’s face it Angelina Jolie, she ain’t (hey there’s another working actress with lot’s of kids), but there is no reason she couldn’t do something life a voiceover or commercials. Plenty of other moms make a living this way. Why not her?

    That people, is the REAL voice of reason and NOT an apologist kindred bitch.

  43. Parker

    #43 is a good example of why women always sound better with a penis in their mouth. Even when I try to read what she wrote, in my head all I hear is yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak.

    But I would buttfuck her any day.

  44. The Voice of Reason

    #43

    You are clearly delusional, but I’ll try anyway.

    She already had two kids, she shouldn’t have been taking fertility drugs in the first place to have even more, since multiple pregnancy is a well-known risk of fertility treatments. When she became pregnant with 6 she was advised to reduce the size of her litter because of the medical risk to both her and the fetuses. Beyond the medical risk, responsible parents would not have more kids than they could support. Oh, we’re talking about the Gosselins, never mind.

    So again, the situation she is in is one that she created through bad choices and selfish decisions.

    “…is she the first mother ever to do something like this? Better check the credits on a few Disney movies. blah blah”

    Straw man argument. No one said she is the first mother to do it. She is the first mother OF EIGHT (including young sextuplets) who has no talent but has delusions of stardom, to do it.

    “Someone else mentioned going back to being a nurse….who works tons of shifts, requiring a babysitter for eight children thereby spending more on sitters then she would earn.

    Simple math my friend. Babysitters for eight children, full time, will always cost more then even a nurse could earn.”

    Again, WHY is she the mother of eight? Her own bad decisions and choices. Then apologists like you use the burden she created for herself to excuse her from taking responsibility for her actions. You act like she is the first mother of sextuplets+ in the history of the world. Did they all raise their families by being on television?

    “So every mother, who supports herself in show business is a bad mother, and they should all stay home and raise the children. ”

    Another straw man argument (Google it), seems to be the only kind of argument you can make. No one said EVERY mother who supports herself in show business is a bad mother, only YOU did, so you proceeding to tear down the straw man you created proves nothing.

    Again, Kate is exactly where she is because of her own selfish, bad decisions. Too bad she isn’t the only who is going to suffer from her selfishness, delusions, attention-craving, and poor decisions. But there will always be irrational apologists and excuse-makers on ‘Team Kate” (who are probably just like her) to defend her.

  45. The Voice of Reason

    #43
    “She didn’t create this mess, it happened. It’s called life. ”

    Wrong, it didn’t just “happen”, Kate MADE it happen, to fulfill her ego and selfish desires, and give her an “act” that she could use to get on television, where the talentless attention-whore wanted to be. Look at that balloon boy dad, there are crazy people who will do ANYTHING to get fame and money, even though they lack the looks or talent to earn them. Kate is a prime example. And people who defend her are probably in denial, deluded, or just like her. :-)

  46. The alternate voice of reason

    You guys are fun. I bet we would have a great debate in person.Some people want more than two kids. I don’t get it either, but she didn’t make make 6 eggs become fertilized and she didn’t make her body carry them to term and I bet all the while she was thinking wow, this is my ticket to the big time (note sarcasm). I have to admit, I am finding your comebacks as having some merit, but not completely, but is has been interesting. I assure you I am neither in denial (after all what she does dosen’t affect my life) nor delusional. Just bored at work.

    Gotta go now and take it up the ass from my husband right after I give him one of my much sought after blow jobs (see #44).

    PS I am nothing and I mean nothing like Kate , I have two kids and really nice hair!,

  47. Darth

    How many food stamps are 8 kids worth?!

  48. Galtacticus

    These are exciting times for her.It can only get worse or better for her.

  49. She needs to seriously take her kids off the show, and work with Jon!

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