Kate Gosselin wants her own talk show (Now with new hair!)

September 15th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Seen here sporting her porcupine-less hairdo after guest hosting The View today, Kate Gosselin might be competing against Barbara Walters’ team of clucking hens, according to E! News:

Sources tell me that Telepictures–the media heavyweight behind Ellen DeGeneres’ and Tyra Banks’ hit shows–is looking to develop a View-like morning show with Gosselin and television cooking queen Paula Deen.
“They’re looking around and casting for other women to be on the show with them,” one source said. “But they want all the women to be moms.”
Gosselin told Entertainment Weekly about four months ago she has hopes of landing a talk show. “There are no mom-centered talk shows,” she told the magazine. “I think that would be a very comfortable thing for me.”

Here’s what I don’t get about Kate Gosselin: She does all these book tours, speaking engagements, etc. to empower women and now she’s landing a talk show, but seriously, what the hell is Kate really empowering these women to do? Besides squeezing out multiples for a giant paycheck and buzzing your hair in the back because it’s not just for lesbians anymore.

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Comments (74)

  1. Que | September 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Que bad idea/que please go away.

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  2. jbe | September 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    ugh

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  3. Charles Brakley | September 15, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    that’s a really bad idea. she should really go away

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  4. The Gorgeous One | September 15, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    This bodes well for no one . . .

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  5. Steven Mac | September 15, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    she will learn that you can either have a relationship with your career OR a relationship with your 8 kids, with dad gone these children are royally FUCKED!! at least one of the girls is going to have an eating disorder or dance the pole… I’m calling this now.

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  6. capitanne | September 15, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    She is SUCH a hands-on mom. What a role model! Why won’t these horrors go away. Poor kids stand no chance. Cara is already a sociopath like her mother and Leah is on her way.

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  7. capitanne | September 15, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    She is SUCH a hands-on mom. What a role model! Why won’t these horrors go away. Poor kids stand no chance. Cara is already a sociopath like her mother and Leah is on her way.

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  8. Danklin24 | September 15, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    You have 8 kids you dumb bitch, stay at home and raise them. Thats your job now. Dont be like Britney and let nannies and shit raise your kids. They’ll be fucked up for sure.

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  9. Polk | September 15, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Note to self:

    Have eight kids, sign entertainment contracts for millions, and forget those little needy shits.

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  10. Greenman | September 15, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    I have never wanted to punch someone so much. Look at her face. What the fuck is her mouth doing in that first picture? I want to punch her as hard as I can in the mouth.

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  11. cherry | September 15, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    how does she have time to take care of her EIGHT KIDS for christ’s sake

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  12. hmna | September 15, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Pics 3-4: the porcupine isn’t gone, just well-hidden for the TV cameras.

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  13. care | September 15, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    The hair is still awful. Why is she even famous, because she has 8 kids? whatever.

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  14. multi | September 15, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    @10. Greenman – September 15, 2009 3:08 PM

    “I have never wanted to punch someone so much. Look at her face. What the fuck is her mouth doing in that first picture? I want to punch her as hard as I can in the mouth. ”

    Well she’s definately not giving any BJ’s!

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  15. Sport | September 15, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    shouldn’t this worthless bitch be HOME actually BEING a mom rather than talking about it? What a hypocrite.

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  16. stupidass | September 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    RIP Patrick Swayze!!!

    :(

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  17. ILuvKate | September 15, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Gawd, she is so fucking hot! I hope she gets her own talk show, so I can see more of her. Kan’t get enough of my Kate!

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  18. ILuvKate | September 15, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Gawd, she is so fucking hot! I hope she gets her own talk show, so I can see more of her. Kan’t get enough of my Kate!

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  19. face fucker | September 15, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    #10 i wanna punch her in the mouth as hard as i can too mate…….oh hang on ,not punch i meant ram my rock-hard cock down her throat

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  20. mother | September 15, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Jon’s at the house right now. Well, he is really prolly hanging on the fence talking to highschool girls but he’s there. The kids will be fine, Kate isn’t that bad. Jon is a tool and really I would have been a worse bitch with an idiot like him around.

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  21. mother | September 15, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Jon’s at the house right now. Well, he is really prolly hanging on the fence talking to highschool girls but he’s there. The kids will be fine, Kate isn’t that bad. Jon is a tool and really I would have been a worse bitch with an idiot like him around.

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  22. Courtyardpigeon | September 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    WAIT? IS SHE SIGNING AN AUTOGRAPH?????? WHO THE F*** WOULD WANT AN AUTOGRAPH OF THIS IDIOT? WHAT. IS. HER. TALENT?

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  23. Kae | September 15, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Kate hang in there! I remember when you took care of eight children by yourself. Anyone would be MEAN and CRAZY! Jon needs to get a real job since he isn’t being a full time Dad anymore.

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  24. Kae | September 15, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Kate hang in there! I remember when you took care of eight children by yourself. Anyone would be MEAN and CRAZY! Jon needs to get a real job since he isn’t being a full time Dad anymore.

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  25. Courtyardpigeon | September 15, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    WAIT? IS SHE SIGNING AN AUTOGRAPH?????? WHO THE F*** WOULD WANT AN AUTOGRAPH OF THIS IDIOT? WHAT. IS. HER. TALENT?

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  26. wtf | September 15, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    kate-a few words of advice-if you want to be a professional, learn how to hold your face-maybe you should tune in to America’s Next Top Model and pick up a few pointers on how not to get caught with fugly facial expressions!

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  27. The Edit | September 15, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Do you really think she wants to be around all those -her – kids? What’s worse, there will actually be morons who will watch her show. Oh yeah, they do now…

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  28. Eddy | September 15, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Not that I’ve ever watched their show, but I sort of thought from the title of Jon and Kate Plus Eight, it was supposed to be about the trials and tribulations of raising eight kids between two parents, not about watching two people generally be ugly to each other and trying to make the most out of their disgustingly overextended fifteen minutes of fame.

    I guess we don’t have royalty so we worship these people instead.

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  29. Paul | September 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Forget W. winning in 2004, this would get me to leave the country.

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  30. Alexei Norris | September 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    What a deseparate women wanting fame over family.
    I respect Angelina and Brad. she is selfish just like Octomo.
    I hope they all disappear. Kate you should nener wanted kids. I can see
    where your priority lies a career as reality star.
    How pathetic.

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  31. Alexei Norris | September 15, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    What a deseparate women wanting fame over family.
    I respect Angelina and Brad. she is selfish just like Octomo.
    I hope they all disappear. Kate you should nener wanted kids. I can see
    where your priority lies a career as reality star.
    How pathetic.

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  32. http://www.popduds.com/ | September 15, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Wow I had no idea that Ellen DeGeneres and Tyra Banks had “hit shows”

    That is definitely news to me!

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  33. PlushBarbieTits | September 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    I get pissed every time I see this woman. She looks like the married psychotic slut my exboyfriend fucked while he was living with me. She probably acts like her too, though I’ve never seen her on TV.

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  34. toolboy | September 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Oh that’s fucking just perfect. Another show with some annoying cunt spewing her life enhancing opinions and insights. Hey, why not throw in that blue haired insipid fucking hick who can’t stop saying “honey chil’” to everything? Great.
    Fuck it, why stop there? How about Rosie “you smell corduroy burning?” O’Donnell jumping (ha! *Rosie jumping*) her crazy ass on board? And why stop at just Moms? Heidi Montag could do the entertainment section, Perez Hilton on the gay scene, and Kanye could cover a Hip Hop section.

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  35. Pilatunes | September 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Yes, Kate, I am sure the world agrees that we just haven’t had enough of your fame-whoring just yet.

    Your list of qualifications is…what again?

    Seriously, this woman is encroaching on Montag-Pratt for being sickening. Fuck off.

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  36. Brandy Thomas | September 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Can we just not give her any more press. Go home and raise your 8 kids Kate.

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  37. havoc | September 15, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Paula Deen? JHC…..ya’ll.

    .

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  38. DragonflySpirit | September 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Maybe this biatch should put her kid up for adoption to Madonna, Angelina, or anyone else who would be a better mother, role model and not a skank humping on the bodyguard. The kids have enough problems without her continuing to find reasons to not be at home with them. Thanks for the self-esteem boost Kate. You are Mom of the Year!! JUST GO AWAY, FAR AWAY!!

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  39. Dragonflyspirit | September 15, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    I meant to say KIDS, as in all of them

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  40. http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 15, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    She can change her hair as many times as she likes. It still won’t make up for that cunty face of hers.

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  41. BrandiLye | September 15, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Yeah, Kate. Go home to the kids, for their sake. YEAH, RIGHT. That sort of personality left alone without cameras?

    She was cool in the first season. Crabby,understandable. But, reality television is her natural habitat now. It’ll be pretty difficult for her to fade into obscurity. If she could tone down her aggression or be kinda real-ish, she wouldn’t be so bad. John was SO right about that. More fake than a fricken three dollar bill. Perfect for television and people not acquainted with her other show.

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  42. Rhialto | September 15, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    To be honest,i’m not surprised about this.I think she has talent for a talk show host.I’m glad i’m not the only one who saw this.

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  43. Zeldaaa | September 15, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Rasing kids is in reality hard work. Mathers should be more respected by the society. But in reality they are in the shadow and other say them “stay in home”! (panishment for giving life?)

    I would stay in home if I could get many for may 24h a day work with kids. As life shows MOTHERS cant count on their husbands…

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  44. Barb Delbar | September 15, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    this woman is a nobody, cant picture her with a talk show, she had little to add to the View and has no talent. “Lordy Be” she is a biotch of the highest order. God help those kids of hers – they will have tales to tell as they grown up with a a mother ! She is NEVER home. How can she say she is a single MOM, she knows nothing about single parenting.
    This country is going to hell in a hand basket if this is what we idolize !
    MAKE HER GO AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  45. Barb Delbar | September 15, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    i meant to say without a mother !

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  46. Gando | September 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    ‘The View’ is a good opportunity for her to get sum experience.

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  47. Bernardo | September 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Everybody talks about this couple, divorce, infedelity, but what happened with the children, Who is taking care of then, because this mofuker don’t.
    It is now being on magazines,tv, more important than kids.
    VAYA VIEJA PUTA A LO QUE TIENE QUE HACER CUIDAR DE SUS HIJOS

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  48. medi0169 | September 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    If she gets her own show. I will 1. record every episode, 2. edit out all the commercials and guest hosts, 3. Jerk-Off on the T.V., clean myself off with my cat., 4. Cry. What else is she good for? Cant act, cook, raise kids or be a supporting wife.

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  49. titsonsnack | September 15, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Fade into obscurity already! Fer fuck sakes. And a fucking talk show?Book tours? Speaking engagements? Don’t you have like, a whole bunch of kids you’re supposed to be looking after or something?

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  50. Lippy | September 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    I love that everyone is making a big deal about her “new’ hair style. All she did was curl it! Get rid of her!

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