Kate Gosselin to say words

August 6th, 2009 // 41 Comments

Kate Gosselin will give her first televised interview since the divorce on the Today show Monday. Us Magazine reports:

It will be the first time Kate has spoken since her husband Jon made headlines for dating 22-year-old Hailey Glassman just 20 days after announcing he and his wife were splitting. (Asked what Kate thinks of party girl Glassman — the daughter of the surgeon who performed Kate’s 2006 tummy tuck — Jon told photographers in July, “I guess you’d have to ask Kate.”)

Things Kate Gosselin Will Blame Jon For:

1. The divorce. “He didn’t put his coffee cup on a doily! *cries*”
2. Her haircut. “If only he’d used that doily…”
3. Britney Spears hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. “Typical Jon.”
4. 9/11. “There’s no doubt in my mind that was the result of him putting the label maker in the wrong drawer. He just doesn’t think.”
5. Michael Jackson’s death. “You don’t use Propofol without an EKG, Jon.”

And, finally, his most heinous crime: Knocking her up with eight kids so now men think her vagina is the size of a subway tunnel. “It’s called a ‘C-section,’ people. Also, I was married to an Asian man for 10 years. You do the math.”

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Donkey Dongey Dong

    Gee…a picture of Kate with a scowl on her face. How unusual.

  2. Kate Gosselin

    Kate : “Jon gave me herpes!”

  3. Harold^Sick

    Re: “Men think her vagina is the size of a subway tunnel.”

    I heard Reggie Bush is single now. Choo choo, train coming through, hold on to your haircut!

  4. Critic

    Is she wearing any lipstick at all? If she is, it’s totally the wrong color.

  5. Warren Piece

    Ummm…. he didn’t really “knock her up” – it was in vitro. And she had them by c-section, so I’m sure her vag is fine. Just sayin…

  6. Warren Piece

    Ummm…. he didn’t really “knock her up” – it was in vitro. First twins, then sextuplets (that’s twice). And she had them by c-section, so I’m sure her vag is fine. Just sayin…

  7. ladywillow

    @5&6

    Actually it was IUI not IVF….. Just sayin…

  8. jen

    Ummmmmmmmmm Wake Up Warren- (so clever) Fish says at the bottom of the post that it was a C-section, this is common knowledge. He was JOKING

  9. jen

    Isn’t it funny that everyone used to blame Kate until we all got to see what a complete douche Jon is. No wonder she ditched his punk ass. And treated him like a punk ass. He is one, and he obviously doesn’t care about those kids.

  10. I really cant stand this two bit cunt and her azn itty bitty dick counterpart anymore. It’s bad enough they are in dire need for money because neither one of them has a job, but seriously how much more can you drag out of these people that hasnt already been beaten to death about..the only way this story would get interesting is if she got caught blowing a trio of black men while they all poured 40oz malt liquors on her cellulite looking ass.

  11. Kate Fan

    Everything out of this child pimping pig’s mouth is an F-ing lie.

  12. Jon

    @6

    I wouldn’t say her vag is fine. There is another factor you forgot to add in. Kate is trailer-park whitetrash and those bitches fuck more than a Pentecostal girl.

    She may not have squeezed 8 kids out that hole but she has squeezed several “baby arms” into it.

  13. adman

    The deal is that this bitch, her dweeb husband and the litter have to show that they are drinking Starbucks several times a week and they get a nice payoff.

  14. GG

    Kate’s uterus looks like a dried up deflated balloon

  15. yuki

    oh fuck why?
    stay on ur own show and talk about urself.
    who cares about this nobody????
    someone needs to pay attention to those poor kids.

  16. ha

    I’ve never seen the shown, never heard her talk, but honestly I think women that seem like such utter bitches should just be sterilized. Honestly, it’s not fun having a mom who’s a bitch, trust me.

  17. jessman

    Does anyone care about these pathetic people anymore? Those poor fuking kids.

  18. Savalas

    I bet the Lincoln Tunnel is tighter than that cooze.

  19. Kate

    Jon is responsible for Global Warming,Nuclear Proliferation and Madonna’s arms.

  20. I don’t have a problem with her having a huge pussy… if I’m ever in a blizzard facing certain death, I can climb into her like Luke Skywalker in a Tauntaun…

  21. Davo

    The only people losing in this story are all of the retaded idiots who pay attention to this garbage and actually base opinions and fight over them because of what they heard from a very biased media outlet which is also ran by retarded idiots…oh, and yeah, the kids lose big time.

  22. Vince Lombardi

    Why wouldn’t she scowl? She’s a single mom with eight kids. Who’s going to want to date her? Parolees and meth-heads excepted, of course.

  23. Whys is she wearing flats and then she is in heels?

  24. KateMakesMePuke

    Why is she wearing flats and then she is in heels?

    I can answer that one: Lovely Katie Irene figured she would go out to do her “errands” comfortably dressed until, gasp, the p-people showed up, and Katie had to change to heels to keep her image intact. Blech. The woman makes me throw up in my mouth every day.

  25. Racist_Bastard

    “I was married to an Asian man for 10 years”?

    Racist much?

  26. ct

    - victim of mullet criticism

  27. the superficial is super retarded

    Racism on superficial, ah go fuck yourself, superficial writer, blogger, whatever your Perez Hilton wannabe ass calls yourself.

  28. the superficial is super retarded

    Racism on superficial, ah go fuck yourself, superficial writer, blogger, whatever your Perez Hilton wannabe ass calls yourself.

  29. Jamie's Uterus

    This whining bitch just loves all this attention. I bet she reads this site too.

  30. sassy

    Will we ever know how much she makes for taking care of (pimping) her own children. Will she admit that she has a nanny for when the show is not filming.
    Will she tel the truth about why she needs a bodyguard and what exactly does he guard.

  31. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded

    Kate: “Jon gave me anal warts”

  32. Nikki

    I’ve nailed many an asian guy in my day…. before i saw my first asian peen i was bracing for the worst, but i have consistently been pleasantly surprised. two of them had laughably small ones, a handful were GIANT, and the rest normal. all deliciously uncut.

    tl;dr asian guys have normal dicks, the myth is retarded

  33. Nikki

    I’ve nailed many an asian guy in my day…. before i saw my first asian peen i was bracing for the worst, but i have consistently been pleasantly surprised. two of them had laughably small ones, a handful were GIANT, and the rest normal. all deliciously uncut.

    tl;dr asian guys have normal dicks, the myth is retarded

  34. Sherron Teal

    Kate Gosselin is in dire need of therapy, she has many many problems, it is too bad that she thinks she is so perfect because these children are going to be in need of therapy by the time she gets them raised.. Jon Gosselin couldn’t run out on his family fast enough, he couldn’t wait to take up with this young very spoiled woman, someone who he should NEVER bring around his children! This has turned into a train wreck and the children may have tons of money after they are grown from this show, but they will also have multiple problems from these dysfunctional parents.

  35. Alibi

    Good Christian woman….HA! Somebody find those 8 kids a foster home. Jon, get on your bike & keep riding. Nobody wants to watch your show.

  36. athletesinglesdating

    Yeah, i’d hit that! Go Kate, Team Kate Cougars forever! – athletesinglesdating.com

  37. KATE AND JOHN NEED TO STOP WIT THE SHOW AND NEED TO STOP TRYING TO SOLVE THINGS IN THE MEDIA DEAL WIT THINGS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS DONT COME ON AIR WERE SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS TALK ABOT THE FAMILY

  38. Angelina

    This woman is sick in the head – send her to therapy or to a psychiatric doctor. And Jon you’re still obviously terrified/afraid of psycho Kate – you’re free almost from the wrong decisions you’ve made in the past, so move forward a little faster now and start a new life for yourself.

  39. Angelina

    This woman is sick in the head – send her to therapy or to a psychiatric doctor. And Jon you’re still obviously terrified/afraid of psycho Kate – you’re free almost from the wrong decisions you’ve made in the past, so move forward a little faster now and start a new life for yourself.

  40. Angelina

    This woman is sick in the head – send her to therapy or to a psychiatric doctor. And Jon you’re still obviously terrified/afraid of psycho Kate – you’re free almost from the wrong decisions you’ve made in the past, so move forward a little faster now and start a new life for yourself.

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