Kate Gosselin to guest host The View. Of course.

The Superficial / August 26, 2009

While Elisabeth Hasselbeck takes her maternity leave, The View finds itself lacking an opinionated, WASP who thinks birthing children makes them an expert on pretty much everything. Enter Kate Gosselin. According to the AP, The Porcupined One will guest host two days in September.

I have to say this for Kate Gosselin: Years from now, when she has no money to put her kids through college, she’ll at least be able to hang her head up high and say “Goddamn, that publicist was worth every penny.” These moments will help her soldier through the grim reality of sharing custody with a man who lives in a Porsche between cooking shifts at Hooters. (I’m calling it.)

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