Kate Gosselin to guest host The View. Of course.

August 26th, 2009 // 45 Comments

While Elisabeth Hasselbeck takes her maternity leave, The View finds itself lacking an opinionated, WASP who thinks birthing children makes them an expert on pretty much everything. Enter Kate Gosselin. According to the AP, The Porcupined One will guest host two days in September.

I have to say this for Kate Gosselin: Years from now, when she has no money to put her kids through college, she’ll at least be able to hang her head up high and say “Goddamn, that publicist was worth every penny.” These moments will help her soldier through the grim reality of sharing custody with a man who lives in a Porsche between cooking shifts at Hooters. (I’m calling it.)

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  1. bribios

    “Hasselbeck” doesn’t sound all that Anglo-Saxon to me. Just sayin’.

  2. Is that John and kate plus 8 show really huge in America or something? I’ve never heard about it at all apart from what i read on this site.

  3. stupidass

    jon and kate yeah yeah yeah.

    so what’s amy winehouse up to these days?

  4. Tom K

    Hottest white woman that Asian Elvis John Gosslin has ever had, and that’s not saying much.

  5. Phil

    octomom v. kate gosselin wrestling in an industrial vat full of semen

  6. Jones

    Looking surprisingly fuckable in these pics.

  7. Chipot

    She seems like a pretty humorless woman. Joy Behar will crack some joke about Jon Gosselin banging a 18 year old and Kate will be in stunned silence.

  8. Neener

    “The Porcupined One” ….. Hahahaha.

  9. robert

    I don’t think anyone considers her an expert on anything. After all, Behar and Goldberg don’t have kids.(couldn’t image what the hell they’d look like anyway).

    They just sit around jaw jacking about nonsense. Somehow, we’ve gotten to where you have to be a recognized expert in a given area to have an opinion about it.

    Off Topic – I’d LOVE to suck the pigment out of those tities. She’s kinda of cute, too. Not that I give a shit about a woman from the neck up or waist down.

  10. hmna

    @1 Even better, Elisabeth’s maiden name is Filarski. She married Tim Hasselbeck, the former quarterback.

  11. Team Kate

    WOO HOO!!!

  12. havoc

    Backwards Raccoon Mullet Head.

    .

  13. Jimmy

    Another attention getting whore no one cares about other than the paps who pan these vapid and inconsequential creatures.

  14. robert

    havoc –

    HAHAHAHA

    That hair IS ridiculous. Not that I’d notice if I was banging her since my eyes would be squinting as I busted a phat nut up her ass.

    Yeah, I said it.

  15. Deacon Jones

    “While Elisabeth Hasselbeck takes her maternity leave, The View finds itself lacking a opinionated, WASP who thinks birthing children makes them an expert on pretty much everything.”

    That’s fucking GOLD, Fish. I couldnt have put it better myself.

  16. shh

    This is no suprise the View is like Heaven for bitches, it’s where all the ugly useless hag-cows go when their careers or their 15 minutes are over. Notice how I said it’s their “heaven” because it’s only hell for those who have to watch them and sadly these shemale bitch whores seem quite happy sqwaking about their ill-gotten and heinously uneducated bitch-opinions in their fat rhino-lady land, which is a shame because women like this should never be happy.

    Jon’s a fat pig-bastard, but I do give him props for trying to humiliate Kate, she’s a devil lady and she deserves to be humiliated and unfortunately since she has zero self awareness that ugly ass porcupine haircut is not enough to embarass her, nor is whoring her test tube baby money train for prada shoe money, but I think her not yet ex husband banging countless young baggers may be doing the trick. Maybe. She’s still walking with way too much pride for such an worthless butt fugly human being. Give it time though, soon enough her head will hang as low as her nasty old goat boobies, plasitc surgery ain’t a miracle worker honey, eventually gravity will kick you in the coconuts and pull them to the floor with the ferocity of fat-britney trying to take her kids last cookie.

  17. I’d have sex with her. She looks great in these photos.

  18. Linda

    -wait till she opens her mouth about any current event and you’ll see what a moronic knuckle dragger she really is

  19. no talent

    well, she knows how to clip coupons and wipe asses, …can’t wait to see what else she has to offer The View

  20. Linda :)

    re: #9 Robert — Whoppie Goldberg has a daughter & I believe 2 grandchildren

  21. That’s a really pretty dress and color on her =)

  22. jonelovejone

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  23. jonelovejone

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  24. jonelovejone

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  25. Jane Smith

    Joy Behar also has a daughter.

  26. boone_9999

    “Joy Behar also has a daughter” ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Are you telling me that someone actually had penatrating sex with Joy freaking Behar? OMG – the humanity. I think I actually just threw up in my mouth.

  27. zuzuspetals

    How perfect. Who better to substitute for a STUPID CUNT than another STUPID CUNT?
    I hope Whoppi and Joy shred her to bits.

  28. IKE

    Check out the lady in the second pic (background…in pink). She’s got one of her udders hanging over the rail. Hehehe.

  29. ActNormal

    Wasn’t Ann Coulter available? She’s almost as big a cunt as Kate.

  30. alibi

    The View used to be one of my favs. Then, they screwed Rosie. I still hung in, because of Whoopi. NOW, they want to shove Kate Gosselin down my throat! F’get about it. I’ll not be watching.

  31. Gram

    Ugh, she looks just like her son, Joel. This is NOT an attractive person, in any way. Pretty is as pretty does, Kate.

  32. kissmeyoufool

    Gosselins GO AWAY. I’d rather be strapped to a chair watching a loop of MJ death coverage than hear about these idiots anymore.

  33. EricLR

    I would rather have sex with the alien queen in “Aliens.” That bitch may eat my body, but at least I’d still have my soul.

  34. Audi laker

    If you watch the horrible episode where this Fame Whore meets up with her Plastic Surgeon (which ironic now that Jon is banging his daughter)….You can tell this poorly dressed and oh my god that haircut sucks… of a woman looks so disappointed that he won’t throw in a boob job with the already free Tummy Tuck! Poor kids! (Sorry children Mommy needed new boobies and horrible clothes) so you won’t have a dime in the bank after all is said and done…because your parents were selfish and made lots of money off of you. Man and all the while making the rounds on any show that will take and him just to say mean things about each other or nothing at all (Kate) Don’t waste any more air time on these vile human beings please! And some one please take those poor little ones away from them!

  35. I want to see Whoopie and Kate get into it! I know Whoopie will say some off color stuff to kate and she will probably start crying again…

    You all do realize she is trying to make herself look like a good mother while she lets Jon hang himself… Then shes going to go for full custody of the kids. Then he will be out in the cold!

    http://www.chattertonguegossip.com

  36. Stanz

    When it comes to opinionated, loud, and obnoxious, no one beats Joy Behar.
    Regardless of what you and most of your readers think, Hasselbeck had the cojones to stand up for what she believed..the rest of those kool-aid drinking sheeple deserve whoever they get to replace her. Poor Kate, she’ll be a brainwashed moondog after one appearance.,,she probably won’t return.

  37. Katheryn

    I like Whoopy better than Joy Behar.

  38. J.

    you know i never watched the show. But After seeing a few episodes of it, I understand why Jon left. she is a big time B@#$%!!!

  39. mel

    why!!? shouldnt she be raising her kids or something

  40. Darth

    Instead of hosting bikini parties she’d rather host talk shows??

  41. Galtacticus

    Maybe there’s a future for her in that direction.You’ll never know.

  42. Maloney

    jesus, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is fucking pregnant again?

  43. Johnny Lava

    Why the fuck is this bitch NEWS STOP IT ALREADY. Sorry but I’m straight HATING RIGHT NOW! XO

  44. And now Kate gets everything that she ACTUALLY wanted (ie celebrity status and to be a talk show host, like her brother said). Take her off TV and maybe she’ll go away.

    Not that I’m defending John though. She was/is hurtful, driven by desire for money and power, while he was/is immature.

  45. Funny how you rarely hear about here any more.

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