Kate Gosselin still loves Jon

Seen here as the younger, more fake-breasted version I prefer, Kate Gosselin appeared on Today this morning where she admitted to still loving Jon and wishing she didn’t drive him into the questionable vaginas of other women by constantly insulting him. Via People:

On still loving Jon:
“A part of me always will [love Jon]. It’s hard to to be married to somebody for 10 years and try to say, ‘No, I don’t love them anymore.’ It doesn’t work really well. I love the memories that we have together.”

On her constantly demeaning Jon during the show:
“I was wrong to treat him that way.”

On how the kids are taking the divorce:
“They all to a degree say I wish mommy and daddy could be here at the same time, and to that I say, I do too.”

On why she can’t just walk away from the show:
“At this point, I can’t go back. I signed up for a reality show, I didn’t sign up to be a tabloid staple. If I said I was done and it was enough, it would just be five more covers of why it is that I’m done, and so I would be living that for a period of time essentially with no income, with no job.”

Shit, I knew it. There’s going to be a Jon & Kate reunion special isn’t there? Those sneaky bastards at TLC played us like a fiddle. If it wasn’t a statistical certainty that at least one Gosselin kid is psychologically doomed to light their mansion on fire while everyone’s sleeping, I’d almost be pissed off about this. Almost.