Kate Gosselin spends 10th anniversary alone

June 14th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Kate Gosselin spent her 10th wedding anniversary alone on Friday which seems perfectly healthy to me. If I ever stay married to someone for 10 years, I’d hope they’d be cool enough to let me spend our anniversary getting college chicks drunk. I mean, sure a new grill would be alright, I guess, but will it fellate me in the basement of a sorority house? Something to think about.

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  1. Hooo boy.. this just keeps getting worse.

  2. frist

    FIRST. But seriously, what is that thing on her leg?

  3. Parker

    I’d like to see that dress go a little higher. I’d also like to help her celebrate her 10th anniversary by buttfucking her right there on the stairs.

  4. She needs to go on eHarmony.

  5. gil

    worst hair in the world award

  6. Crabby Old Guy

    In honor of “Flag Day”, I think that last picture caused my flagpole to snap to attention. God Bless America!

  7. Parker has a small one

    Parker can only reach sexual climax in a rectum due to the pathetic size of his cock. Hence the anal addiction.

  8. Parker has a small one

    Parker can only reach sexual climax in a rectum due to the pathetic size of his cock. Hence the anal addiction.

  9. thebalterdirl

    And by “getting worst” you mean “getting better”….for us

    I hope jon is caught passed out in an ally with panties on his head, that would be so cool

  10. someone

    WHAT IS THAT THING TIED TO HER THIGH?

  11. gil

    that thing on her thigh i think its to hold her cellphone, but dosen’t she already use her vagina to keep stuff? i mean she did have 6 babies in there at ONE TIME.

  12. Zippy the Wonder Slug

    I’m not interested in her hair. I want what’s below it. Nice tits! I’d love to bend her over and give her a few more babies. She is a MILF over and over.

  13. Sam LaPooder

    Nothing says “I’m famous” like a multicolored Kabbalah garter.

  14. sara

    looks like the thing tied to her thigh is a walking meter thingy….whatever she isn’t much to look at

    i want robert p or megan!

  15. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  16. Gigi

    >Come on kids… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  17. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  18. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  19. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  20. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  21. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  22. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  23. Gigi

    COME ON KIDSS… she’s a mother, of eight have RESPECT!!!!! If your not a mother then you should just shut up! She’s not perfect she a human… she does what anybody else would do. Stop judging people you don’t know and chill its not like your any better. Get real people!!!

  24. denise richards

    I think she should come on my show and flaunt her funbags.

  25. me

    @15 thru 23 (Gigi)
    only one click is necessary

  26. Icehawg

    I wonder if she has had any kids. Gigi? Any idea?

  27. andy

    Also, Gigi, please learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

  28. andy

    Gigi, please learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

  29. Dom P

    It’s nice to see that she is wearing the friensdship bracelet that my penis made for her vag. I would hit that shit like it owes me money.

  30. TheMoMo

    #11….do you have even the slightest clue about the anatomy of an actual live female? Unlike your blow-up doll, a woman’s insides aren’t just an empty balloon. She carried the babies in her UTERUS you retard.

  31. Dev

    If she wasn’t such a major bitch to Jon… she wouldn’t be alone with eight kids and he wouldn’t be banging a 23 year-old hottie.

    So… I’m thinking all this is good and not so bad after all!!

  32. just a guess

    I am guessing that thing on her leg is some audio contraption since they are probably filming whatever she is doing in these pictures. Do you really think she would be taking this much effort to set up games for her kids if cameras weren’t on her to film it?

  33. Papahotnuts

    I can’t believe two babies didn’t fall out of her when she bent over. Or maybe they did.

  34. Walter

    So, when do you think Playboy will come a knocking?

  35. Parker

    @30 haha…all the better reason to stay out of there. It’s not called poontang for nothing, you know. If Kate had only stuck to all anal, all the time, she wouldn’t be roped to eight kids. She’d be serving umbrella cocktails on the lido deck by day and by night she’d be bent over taking a few stiff masts in her fantail on the poopdeck in exchange for tips from friendly gentlemen who like to visit a foreign port from time to time. She’d never have children and never grow old, and she’d wander the ship forever. Sniff….such a tormented story. Like Wuthering Heights with a Philly accent.

    I think this nautical theme came from that picture of her with the personal flotation device on her arm.

  36. What is that around the lower thigh? is that a tracking device for that dapper security dude? she got good legs; after that admission i think im going to google on how to cleanse my brain…

  37. Pilatunes

    I don’t know why the fuck her and her family had their own fucking show.

  38. gabbi

    She has big feet

  39. Rabbit

    I would wreck that chick!
    Titty f*ck her then blow a load on her face!

  40. GaGa

    If only she’d just go away, to like Greenland or something…I’m so sick of this bitch and her stupid hair.

  41. steph

    Everyone needs to chill out with the whole Jon and Kate plus 8. She’s all about the fame and fortune and he’s all about f***ing hot young chicks. I figure its all a publicity stunt to get people to watch their boring show.

  42. Just Another Adulterous, MIddle-Aged Pennsylvania Nurse

    NEWSFLASH!!!

    Kate — No one but your tired, lame old ‘bodyguard’ cares
    about seeing your tired, lame old boobs.
    You can cover them back up now.
    Please.

  43. Just Another Adulterous, MIddle-Aged Pennsylvania Nurse

    NEWSFLASH!!!

    Kate — No one but your tired, lame old ‘bodyguard’ cares
    about seeing your tired, lame old boobs.
    You can cover them back up now.
    Please.

  44. Cathy

    OH,GOOD!!!!!
    There are many beautiful mature women and men chatting on that community^^^^^^^^^Cougar Circle^^^^^^^^which designed to help ethnically diverse singles meet new friends and make dates. u will have a more lovely baby not long after….

  45. hater

    god she’s so gross. the woman has cankles and that tattoo is pure white trash. also that dress is ugly and her stylist should be shot.

  46. Get it?

    I can’t believe all the double and triple posts. How long will it take you retards to realize that there’s a lag and that your post will eventually turn up?

  47. Lindsay

    These comments are the funniest I’ve ever read. If you read them from the beginning straight down to the end, it’s hilarious- it goes from ‘ leave her alone! She’s a mom of 8 kids’ to ‘I’d wreck that shit! Tittyfuck her and blow a load on her face..yeah’. Great stuff. It’s like a romance novel made up of dirty haikus but via the Internet.

  48. Get it?

    I can’t believe all the double and triple posts. How long will it take you retards to realize that there’s a lag and that your post will eventually turn up?

  49. Lindsay

    Lame ass boobs! Priceless! Stupid hair, LOL, yes! Loving it. Couldn’t say it better myself.

  50. Alli Watermelon

    She’s hot. I like her hair, regardless if she’s a bitch. Since when are ankles that arent the size of your wrists considered cankles? You people DO know what cankles are, right? Here, I’ll send you a picture of mine:

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