Kate Gosselin spanking her kid counts as news now

The Superficial | June 17, 2009 - 12:11 pm

Like most religious parents, Kate Gosselin believes in spanking the everliving fuck out of her kids whenever they get out of line. So, with the paparazzi on her 24/7, one of these moments was bound to be photographed and ran in the tabloids – which it did. Here’s Kate’s response via Life & Style:

“Whether the paparazzi are there or not, I am a mother first. I love my children and when they misbehave, I discipline them as I deem appropriate for the situation.”

Look, this constant media coverage is really getting out of hand. I mean, an entire exposé devoted to Kate spanking her kids? C’mon. For the record, my parents spanked me, and I turned out fine. I mean, just look at this site. It practically screams “well-adjusted.” (As well as “Boobies!”; “I hate you, Dad.”; and “Will climb out the window after sex.”)

Photos: Splash News