Kate Gosselin performs new-anus-otomy on Jon

October 1st, 2009 // 42 Comments

Since Jon’s decided to detonate their child-powered gravy train, Kate Gosselin has fired off a statement to People regarding her ex-husband’s actions:

“I’m saddened and confused by Jon’s public media statements. Jon has never expressed any concerns to me about our children being involved in the show and, in fact, is on the record as saying he believes the show benefits our children and was taping on Friday with the kids.
I check in regularly with each of the kids to be sure they want to participate in and continue with the show and will continue to do so. I do the show for my family because I believe it provides us opportunities we wouldn’t otherwise have. Jon used to share that belief until as recently as the day the network announced the name change of the show and indicated that Jon would have a lesser role in the show. It appears that Jon’s priority is Jon and his interests. My priority remains our children and their well-being.”

She constantly checks to see if the kids enjoy filming the show, huh? Why do I get the feeling this is the more likely scenario?

JOEL: Mommy, the cameras make me sad on the inside.
KATE: Aww, I’m sorry, honey. Tell you what, let’s do something fun. It’s called “Hide in the old refrigerator out back because mommy just signed a lease on a Lexus.”

Photos: WENN
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  1. CakeGirl

    I’m sick of these two. Their 15 minutes are up.

  2. Stupid hair cuts look stupid.

  3. Turd the third

    first!

  4. Turd the third

    I would like to vote her into the Golddigging Douchebag Hall of Fame (GDHF)

  5. Shagnasty

    Boo F’ing Hoo – get a real job..

    Here’s an idea: do porn, ‘Kate takes 8′…

  6. timbo

    With all of that coin, you’d think she look a little better.

    Get a better hairdo and quit showing so much skin. You’re gross. Try wearing a Snuggie.

  7. Randal(l)

    Well, if she ever gets desperate for cash, she can always sell three or four of those bastard kids into half white slavery. she won’t even notice their gone.

    Randal(l)

  8. Granny NC

    Oh please! Kate is so money hungry. Jon should have left her a long time ago. She brought the divorce on herself with the way she treated Jon. You would have thought the show was called ” Kate + 9″. She treated Jon just like the children. Just think how her “image” is changing. Now she lets the kids dirty, now she plays with them and pretends to have fun. She is using her kids!

  9. Sport

    Bitch.
    Like those kids told her they like doing the show. Who does she think she is kidding?

  10. marie e.

    she acts like she wouldnt be upset if the show cut her loose. even if jon wasnt such a douchebag. shes a money hungry famewhore to, in a more subtle way

  11. Robot

    Yeah i have the feeling she is being a lying bitch, but hey that’s just me. And most of the people posting. :P I highly doubt that she checks with the kids.

  12. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Are the mouth breathing retards in this country tired of this bitch yet?

  13. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    It just never ends with these 2, does it? I’m beginning to think they will never ever go away for good.

  14. Ralph

    They are both prostituting their children. The only benefit the kids are getting is $ and if they have been smart with it, they have enough already. It can be only so healthy having all the cameras, sound equip, producers, etc in the house while you are trying to grow up.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid.

  15. havoc

    She’s fucked and I love it. Welcome to no fault divorce family style.

    PIG.

    .

  16. Bow Wow

    Since when is having a functioning uterus a claim to fame?

  17. mindy

    someone tell Khate to get a real job to support her over-the-top lifestyle so her kids dont have to.
    Kids need more than material items, Khate!

  18. blah

    i don’t really like either of the, but i don’t think they’re exploiting their kids because they want petty luxuries….Really, they have 8 mouths to feed, and honestly, tv show = financial security. I think they did it with their kids best interest at heart, but i think they were naive as to how cruel the media can be…

  19. Savalas

    Looks like she’s putting on her winter layer…of fat.

  20. Krissy

    She asks each kid if they still wanna be apart of the show…. Aren’t the oldest ones like in kindergarten?! They’re children, they don’t know what’s in their best interest! That’s what parents are for, but these kids have a dad just looking to get laid, and a mom that seems pretty bitchy, and mostly interested in making a quick buck.

  21. Krissy

    She asks each kid if they still wanna be apart of the show…. Aren’t the oldest ones like in kindergarten?! They’re children, they don’t know what’s in their best interest! That’s what parents are for, but these kids have a dad just looking to get laid, and a mom that seems pretty bitchy, and mostly interested in making a quick buck.

  22. dee

    Remember, this cow did not conceive naturally, in either if the multiple births…this is all of her making…including driving that moron of a husband away…she made this bed and if it gets bad, she asked for it. Please, for fuck’s sake, make them go away!!

  23. Andrew

    Who gives a flying fuck about these people?

  24. lola

    Any one of you people would be on a show like this if the opportunity came along. I would as well for a season or two and walk away with college funds for my girls and a new house. You have to know when to walk away

  25. jenna

    I couldn’t give a shit about the kids, but if TLC had an hour long episode with Kate, Jon and all of his bitches – refereed by Jerry Springer – I’d definitely watch it. :-D

  26. yesyesyall

    Joel McHale called it ! Jon minus 9, haha

  27. mfbinc

    i love when mom’s always say they want what’s best for the kids whenever that “best” suits themselves. my ex pulls that same shit daily…..

  28. SnarkAttack

    That’s an anus-ectomy, retard.

  29. Ryan

    Dear SW,

    Please stop posting pieces on Jon FUCKING Gosselin. He looks like 8 lbs of shit in a 6 lbs bag. I will lose my mind if I see another post about this fat bastard. I do not give a shit about this z-list “celeb” nobody. I have NO IDEA why he is always on this site. I cant even read what you say about him anymore cause it pisses me off – hes a boring, greasy little cunt and no person in their right mind should give a damn what hes up2.. basically hes a cunt and i dont wanna see his fat fucking head on my computer anymore.

    Should I ever see him walking around (ireland.. so unlikely), I will throw, at his face, whatever I happen to have in my hands or in my pockets. Hopefully Im in the pub so we all get to see a big bottle of Bulmers impact his cranium at an obscene rate of knots.

    signed: CloseToKillingYouOrGosselin-HavntDecidedYet-HmmMaybeBoth?

  30. joe

    @20, 21, Krissy,

    Bingo. Kids don’t know what’s in their best interest – that is why they have paretns. Parents don’t ask their toddlers and young kids if they want to be on TV; kids have no concept.

    If it sad that Kate’s Quest For Cash (KQFC) is robbing her kids childhood.

    I hope Jon really does stop if and tries to go back a semblance of a normal life.

    If only Kate had sucked his dick, this wouldn’t be happening.

  31. Tired of It!

    Jesus Christ, I’m so sick and tired of hearing about these people. I’ve never watched their fucking pathetic show and I’m not going to. When will the entertainment media, this site included, stop making celebrities of these pathetic narcissistic monsters? Don’t you guys feel dirty? You’re actively participating in making this country more ignorant. You’re actively participating in the downfall of this nation.

  32. EuroNeckPain

    The wife is boring too. Same thick neck / narrow shoulders as Britney Spears, without the prettiness. Despite her heavy teeth bleaching and hours spent at the hairdresser, I find no pleasure and no interest looking at her. After dozens of posts by Superfish I still don’t know who these plain people are and why they deserve fame. I kind of understood they have lots of children, which is gross. Yet more people who breed like rabbits with complete disregard for depleting natural resources.

  33. puhleez

    I presume you need to have the intellect of foreskin to be even remotely interested in either of these people. It’s a dumb bitch who had a ton of kids and a fat guy. We can do better ppl!!

  34. Damo

    I’m sick of seeing this bitch.

  35. Galtacticus

    She looks a bit different on this photo,new hairdo? She’s probably up to something.

  36. Andrea Cossu

    Kate is a hot bitch. She wants money. Atleast shes honest about it and shes trying to get it while she can. We would all do the same thing. All this whole thing did was remind her she married a gutless wimp. Certain kinds of people just dont belong together for the long haul. We bitch about their fame, but we keep watching them. We need to look at ourselves in the mirror for what we classify as entertainment.

  37. Hmm….looking kinda good with that tan…she’s turning into a MILF…

  38. joe blow

    WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT FAT SLAG!!!!!

  39. abby

    This guy is a first-class jerk. A child who doesn’t get what he wants. He needs to grow up and seek some counseling. He should be happy for his ex, excited that she found a way to support his family and she is doing something she is good at and appears to make her happy.

    Why can’t people just be happy for one another?

    Oh, I fucking hate him.

  40. abby

    This guy is a first-class jerk. A child who doesn’t get what he wants. He needs to seek some counseling. He should be happy for his ex; excited that she found a way to support his family and is doing something she is good at, while making her happy.

    Why can’t people just be happy for one another? It’s the bitterness and anger that prevents individuals like Jon from moving ahead. He is never going to be happy until he let’s it go.

    The kids are fine, what a B.S. card to play.

    Too much advice from a lawyer (especially if you have $) is not a good thing.

  41. Turd the third

    She needs to shut her clam, enough already bitch

  42. She needs to shut her clam, enough already bitch

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