Kate Gosselin offered $400K to do Playboy

September 8th, 2009 // 67 Comments

Kate Gosselin was reportedly offered $400,000 to pose for Playboy, but turned down the offer, according to NY Daily News:

“Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away!” a source told Star Magazine. “She didn’t think it was appropriate because of the children.”
Despite being “proud of the way she looks,” Kate was baffled by the offer.

Of course, a cheaper alternative would be to pay somebody to shoot $100,000 into the air while standing in the middle of the Grand Canyon. Same basic principle. That said, anyone get the feeling Hugh Hefner is just randomly asking people to pose for Playboy? I’m waiting for him to show up on the set of Sesame Street offering Elmo his own spread for half a bowl of soup. “Do you like soup, Elmo? It makes me feel warm. Now take off your pants, oh my God, somebody’s fisting you. NURSE!”

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  1. Come-Honor-Facec

    first and yuck

  2. Chipot

    This is why Playboy should die.

  3. ROUGH daddy

    Hey listen! youre joking fish Id rather see miss piggy in a playboy spread then her. And Im serious! the whole package must look like Trumps Wollman Skating Rink at Christmas time…

  4. Rod

    jon and kate plus masturbate

  5. Hey Playboy, the internet called and said you’re services are no longer needed.

  6. Delgo

    Loose lips sink ships

  7. abby

    WOO HOO! GO KATE!

  8. Savalas

    1010 WINS is reporting a 40 minute delay to drive thru this broad’s vagina

  9. Anexo

    I’d totally let Kate give me a Blumpkin.

    Out

  10. abby

    Woo Hoo!!! Go Kate!!!

    Take that Jon!

  11. hmna

    Oh, goodness, no.

  12. The Edit

    Why?

  13. mindy

    First, ew.

    and second, i don’t believe that, who’s this “source”? Who would wanna see that naked? Probably Kate’s PR doing whatever they can to make her look good.

  14. Parker

    Not that I have a problem with gay magazines but I’d rather see her in a mens magazine like Hustler. They’d show her bent over, ass spread, finger in her tight little butthole. It’d be so hot I’d probably buy two copies. I’d take one copy over her house and ask her to re-enact the shoot then before she could get her finger in her butt I’d stick my weiner in there and she’d relax and say, ahh that feels so nice. Nobody ever did that to me before. can I make you a sandwich, baby? And I’d say, sure, turkey and swiss, little mayo, couple slices of tomato. But wait till I’m done here. And she’d be like, oh yeah baby, hurry up and finish in my hot ass so I can make you a sandwich. That would send me over the edge of course so she’d soon be on her way to the kitchen while I sat back and relaxed on the couch.

  15. Mee

    #14 – Kate doesn’t make sandwiches, Kraft services provides free food for them so you’ll have more time for butt sex.

  16. ThisbeBritYall

    Cheeto greetings and Frappicuno dreams ya’ll. I really like Kate and I hate that ya’ll keep picking on her. Maybe she jest needs herself sum medications? They fixed me right up for sures! I understmastands Kate. When I with Jayden and my other youngin’ sometimes I feel like I have 8 kids. They can get to some hollerin’ ya’ll! F this Mamma and F that Mamma! Shits I saws you kids are gonna get a whoopin’, quit pullin’ out Mamma’s weave! Ya’ll that’s why I looks like one of them thar Louisanni Swamp Rats all the times. And I undermastands Kate’s hair issamushoes. Her babies keep ripping out her weaves too! I reiteramate my saying that ya’ll gots to stop picking on Kate. She hicked herself to a fat douche too. But, ya’ll seriousamly Kevin aints all that bad. I break the real news. He told my Daddy he’s pregnant with twins so I knows it true. And good for Kate getting 400,000.00 from Playboy! Ya’ll know I’m on the VMAs again this year! Theys only paying me $3.50! And I was watching this thar documementree about the Loch Mess Monster. Did ya’ll know he show’s up at your house and asks to burrow 3.50! Shits. I won’t be having any moneys for buying my kids nice things! But, maybe thats only with Chef people cuz it was a Chef making this documemtree. Maybees I am gonna give Kate a call and invite her to visit me where I live. We can watch the baybees and swim and drink some nice Nyquilltinis! I loves em! How you make um is first you gets to acting like you sick so your Daddy buys you some Nyquills. Then you get some of that clean blue water from your low sink in the bafroom. It is o.k. if it green water – just so it from the low sink. You take a cup of that and mix it with the Nyquills and you have a tini! Sometimes you can use pool waters. But it sometimes not change purty colors like low sink water make it do. I think it cuz low sink water has the promatective lip that keeps it all freash and shit. Well ya’ll it is time for me to eat dinner and the other boy made macarunooni and cheese with tater chip toppings! Wes eating goods tonight. So I’ll leave ya’ll with a GO KATE PLUS 8 and Kate don’t you be acting like a Momma Hen when you babees cross a stream. You gots to count past 3! I do that lots a times and forget my babees. You counts 3 then 3 Kate! Then you Nanny can count the other numbeers. Love Me.

  17. Randal

    Randal has added Kate Gosselin to the not-important-enough-to-even-have-a-posting-on-The-FISH list.

    Randal

  18. efef

    There no way this is true, come on.. Nobody would want to see that shit. This is all publicity bullcrap.

  19. Crabby Old Guy

    # 14 ans #16 – well played. Well played. Just excellent!

  20. mark

    Unless I see the letter, this is a lie.
    C’mon Kate auction the letter on eBay for charity. Produce the letter.

  21. Papa Bear

    If Kate Goselins nude pictures are worth $400K then Milla Jovovich can probably buy Microsoft now.

  22. Beebee

    Since when did The Superficial become jonandkate.com????

  23. KeithV

    the whole loose vag thing is off, id assume. She DID give birth to all 8 kids via c-section. If anything Mrs. Duggar would be the loose one on TLC.

  24. Rasputins Liver

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    PLAYBOY?

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    Who cares? Playboy’s days were from the ’50s through the ’70s. It’s as hagged, ancient, geriatric and senile as it’s founder is now. I mean, to substantiate my opinion I only have to mention that they recently had that fuckin’ irritatingly no-talent, fugly Heidi Montag in it. And hell, theycouldn’t even coax the silly media whore in full-bore nudity.

    *

    And soon they’re going to present the cocaine addled, anorexic, liver spotted Lindsay Whorehan and her droopy milk bags.

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    Really, folks. Need I say more as to just how far down the toilet Playboy’s gone?

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    .

  25. Rasputins Liver

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    PLAYBOY?

    *

    Who cares? Playboy’s days were from the ’50s through the ’70s. It’s as hagged, ancient, geriatric and senile as it’s founder is now. I mean, to substantiate my opinion I only have to mention that they recently had that fuckin’ irritatingly no-talent, fugly Heidi Montag in it. And hell, theycouldn’t even coax the silly media whore in full-bore nudity.

    *

    And soon they’re going to present the cocaine addled, anorexic, liver spotted Lindsay Whorehan and her droopy milk bags.

    *

    Really, folks. Need I say more as to just how far down the toilet Playboy’s gone?

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    .

  26. medi0169

    I’d hit that shit Bare Pickle. Fuck it.

  27. Katie

    What the FUCK has happened to playboy?? I mean I know it was never the epitome of nudie mags or anything but COME ON!! Do we have to suffer through another half assed “celebrity” flashing (or covering) her tits for half a million dollars? What the fuck? Has Hefner gone BLIND??

  28. Some Girl on the Net

    I would just like to say thank you, Kate, for having more sense than Playboy apparently does. Traipsing around in your bikini is bad enough, but NO ONE needs to see that naked.

  29. Tyi

    wow she has no curves at all

  30. Joe

    Could she be any more freaking gross? She should be asked to pose for some islamic mag when she has to wear a full body suit at all times. That might not even work as just the sight of her eyes through the slit might make me vomit.

  31. StEvec

    She would be a better fit for Heifer International or Pork Producers Quarterly.

  32. Kkb

    I’d pay this cunt $500K to keep her clothes on.

  33. I’ll pay her $500,000 to wear armor for eternity.

    @ 32 – I just saw you there. Only beat me by 7.5 hours.

  34. she couldnt hide her tummy tuck scar…

  35. Pilatunes

    Bitch. I paid her $400l NOT to take her clothes off. I don’t want to see her fuckin’ clown car vagina.

  36. And again, what are those kids doing in the sun at midday? Does she hate them?

    I see she has the tools to bury Jons balls.

  37. norton

    If this is for real it’s proof positive that Playboy is playing its death knell.

    Give it up Hugh…. it’s over.

  38. Anon

    I’d love to see her tits, but the rest of her body would take a LOT of airbrushing to be publication-worthy.

    Now.. in about 12 years when her kids turn 18, those girls will probably do a VERY awesome spread. :P

  39. PsyKo

    that’s pretty much all the market that playboy has left to play with… offering big amounts of money for celebrities to strip naked for the publication. Other than that, the net rules any other form of porn or nudity photos and videos…

    this being said, she looks kinda good for an mother of eight…

    and you boys should know that a vagina is a muscle and doesn’t get any looser after giving birth…

  40. Darth

    I can’t imagine Kate Gosseling being naked.Hugh Hefner must be really a freak.

  41. R.Ghere

    ZIONIST LIES!!! No way any one from the PlayBoy organization would even consider her. I think she and/or her P.R. is trying to make a failed attempt

  42. Galtacticus

    That’s easy made college money for the kids.

  43. Rhialto

    Are these pics going to be Heidi Montag style shot? Then what’s the problem?

  44. Nero

    Inclusive Lilo’s offer,what’s the cause of Hugh Hefner’s freaking generosity lately?

  45. Gando

    Is she going to reveal her c-scar? *Gasp*

  46. ihate demkids

    i’d drown them little fuckin rug rats then rip open her c-scar then fuck that hole

  47. bobby_da_Perv

    I’d buy it, fuck it I think she is a hot MILF with some nice titties

  48. Louier

    I’ll guess I will do her..but, after what; 8 kids? I will have to tie a 2by4 behind my butt..so I won’t fall in!!!…hello…hello…helo… can I hear my echo…echo…!!

  49. ds

    I will roll up a Playboy and whack her in the head with it for $20.

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