These are just-released shots of Kate Gosselin filming her new reality show Kate Plus 8 in Orlando last weekend and I can see why someone might wait a week before putting these out there. You don’t want to overload the Internet with too much sexy. There’s a limit its fragile cyber-heart can handle and I think it’s safe to say Julie Bowen breastfeeding breached that threshold in baby spades. *whips out defibrillator pads* Don’t you die on me, dammit! I’m not going back to retail. CLEAR!
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goddam this slag is busted…
Dude!!! I had just eaten over here!!
id hit it… with a bat!!!
damn
hag.
Yeah we all say “EWWW” but if we didnt know it was Kate Gosselin, this bitch would be considered a “MILF”. She doesnt look THAT bad, but the fact that its her just ruins it.
Okay anyone would have to agree that her bod is in good shape! She looks fantastic, also for her age and let alone for having 8 children. Come on – this woman looks wonderful!!!
she’s hot…and she’s got that bitchiness thing going for her, which makes her even hotter….
Oh Yeah! That’s Hot! I can see why we’ve made this person a millionaire. With a body like that, and a personality to match, she’s irresistible. This makes me hope the Mayan calendar prediction is right on. What’s the point of existence. FUCK YOU ALL!!!
I love the curves… shapely.
I understand now why Jon bolted… no matter how hot a girl is there is some guy, somewhere fed up with her bullshit.
# 7, You would look great after 8 kids too if you had all the plastic surgery done this bitch has had done. I mean, yeah she does look good, but that body cost her a small fortune. I live in the same town these idiots used to live in, used to live in the same development back before they got all famous and could afford plastic surgery. We would frequently see her with her kids outside in a bathing suit in the summer, and trust me, it wasnt pretty.
But hey, if you can afford it, so be it!
Deuce* thats how you spell DEUCE.
Which also rhymes with DOUCHE! AHA!
would not ass eat…would punch…
Caption for pic 5
“You fucking me in the bushes?”
“Sure thing”
“Just checking”
idiot. DEUCE rhymes with juice and loose and moose. it does not rhyme with DOUCHE
(douche does, however, rhyme with swoosh and cartouche and scaramouche)
I don’t care what anyone thinks, I would be thrilled to bend her over and pork her flabby little butt.
I admit it…I’d hit it…and so would 99% of the people commenting on this…
Wrong, I would never hit this evil bitch.
#3 Would you hit it with a cat?
Could you hit it with a car?
Would you hit it in a bar?
Oh boy, not this hag again. It’s turning into torture now. Who can I torture my readers with this week? Shauna Sand, Jersey Shore Folks, Kate Gosselin, Heidi Montag, or a washed up Pam Anderson?
She would need the life jacket after a night with me.
Considering that she squeezed 8 crotch critters out of that snatch, she really doesn’t look too bad. I’m with Parker. I’d love to feel her mudflaps slapping me in the scrotum.
just don’t ask her to dance.
Dear God.
I would def make another 8!
something not quite right when a mother can’t take her children to the beach without a pervert with a camera taking her picture. oh yeah, it’a a TMZ pap smear so it’s good. he’s part of the “media”.
She does look fantastic. 8 kids and her age? Not a lot of people can beat it.
heifer, moooooooooo
I’d hit it, as long as I could duct tape her mouth shut!
Kate’s + Mine = Nine (New show pitch)
Kate & Eight Plus Hate.
I would lock her kids in there rooms and then would bang her in the most intimate of all places .. Then I would get completely fucked up with shots of tequila and a case of beer and forget it ever happened
damn it… i hate to admit it but i would hit that
I would definitely hit that!
I love MILFs with some weight on them bones.
C’mon, you know behind every hot, cute, sexy, milf, dominatrix, cougar, coke whore, swinger, DAV, squirter, Kendra, BBW, sister, mom, niece, Lilo, gilf….there is a guy sick of bangin’ her!
She looks good, hate f%&$ her and then move one. She probably is one hell of a ride in the sack, but only 1 ticket please and no spooning afterwards.
Jon
C’mon, you know behind every hot, cute, sexy, milf, dominatrix, cougar, coke whore, swinger, DAV, squirter, Kendra, BBW, sister, mom, niece, Lilo, gilf….there is a guy sick of bangin’ her!
She looks good, hate f%&$ her and then move one. She probably is one hell of a ride in the sack, but only 1 ticket please and no spooning afterwards.
Jon
C’mon, you know behind every hot, cute, sexy, milf, dominatrix, cougar, coke whore, swinger, DAV, squirter, Kendra, BBW, sister, mom, niece, Lilo, gilf….there is a guy sick of bangin’ her!
She looks good, hate f%&$ her and then move one. She probably is one hell of a ride in the sack, but only 1 ticket please and no spooning afterwards.
Jon
She looks pretty good!
Would ²
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.
I’d hit it…I’d regret it, but I would let her touch my dick.
she has lost her mind. she really has lost her mind
she has lost her mind. she really has lost her mind
I’d just like to point out that compared to the fucking water buffalo I fucked the other day, Kate Gosselin is a golden goddess and I’d eat the shit out of her ass. God save me.
Thanks for taking time to write this post…
We pay her tax, so she can enjoy life.
I’m gonna go and have babes!
man, $50,000 apparently doesn’t go very far in plastic surgery and makeovers…
#45
YOU SAID IT!!!
I see all the Kate-Haters have pulled their collective heads out of their a**es long enough to bitch about her figure-
I suppose all of the remarks (sexually vulgar & otherwise) would actually be relevant if she was a professional model.
&
No-She couldn’t dance if her life depended on it.
thank you for sharing !~
I’d hit her in the shitter! At least it’s probably still tight.