Knowing full well the paparazzi are staked outside her home, Kate Gosselin decided to stroll around in a bikini this morning for no apparent reason. Unless, of course, this is her way of discouraging media attention, in which case, well played. Now all she has to do is hope she didn’t severely underestimate the “ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh”-loving demographic who are probably thinking it’s Christmas morning right about now.
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I would like to suck the farts of of that play-do booty, then shotgun the gaseous emission into her waiting mouth. Then, I’d hit it.
SHE SHOULD STOP TANNING…SHE’S IN HER EARLY 30s, YET HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE HELLA OLDER…WHY DO WHITE WOMEN LOVE TO TAN? YOU ARE GOING TO AGE A LOT FASTER…STOP!
SHE SHOULD STOP TANNING…SHE’S IN HER EARLY 30s, YET HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE HELLA OLDER…WHY DO WHITE WOMEN LOVE TO TAN? YOU ARE GOING TO AGE A LOT FASTER…STOP!
She’s advertising to potential young dudes that her vag lips don’t touch the ground & that her tits are a giant bag of mush after passing a baseball team through her body.
Grandma butt is awesome. . .
BAAAH Pancake Ass! She’s the bizarro Kim Kardashian
Please, she is at her home. If people don’t want to see it don’t stalk her and don’t look at the pictures. Besides, she had 8 kids, just because she got some surgery doesn’t mean she should look perfect.
I would hit almost anything. I’ve had my share of MILF’s.
But take that bikini off and everything drops about three inches.
Its true….I have been duped by false advertisement before.
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She looks better than I thougt…
Me likey.
I’d love to see her star in a snuff film. Her and Perez Hilton.
If you look like that it probably would be in your best interest to not be royal cunt. or be able to suck start a leaf blower.
merry christmas everyone!
She looks pretty darn good for having 8 kids. I definitely give her credit. Even if some of the credit goes to a plastic surgeon.
I can’t stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o’s I’ve seen so why not!!!
I can’t stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o’s I’ve seen so why not!!!
I can’t stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o’s I’ve seen so why not!!!
Is it time to start the “How long before she does a (Photoshopped) Playboy spread?” pool yet?
Kudos to her doc on those sweater puppies.
LOL…love the shot of the kid trying to sneak a look at her breast….bet he wish he was breast feeding again….
She wanted to be famous, so welcome to it, Kate … the paparazzi are taking butt shots now … and you look like hell :)
SHE’S HAD EIGHT KIDS FOR GODSAKES! SHE LOOKS AMAZING.
the top is a push up. It has little pads that push up boobs. I take them out cause i dont need them. she had a tummy tuck too i heard. She is an attention whore
she loves attention and that is a push up top. i know cause i always remove them
the pads i remove not the top
I think it is so hilarious the way ForniKate thinks she is a major worldwide sex symbol when she’s really just a flabby, bitchy, middle-aged, Pennsylvania nurse who seems like she is carrying on with her skinny old ‘bodyguard.’
I’d hit it: I’d put another baby in her.
I likey me some Kate. I was also a big fan of chubby Britney. Girls need a little padding IMO.
GOD KNOWS WHY? Probably because i want to see them. hot.
Give me Megan Fox.
It is true. She looks better than plenty of people on the beach!
And after 8 kids, she’s holding her own!
thanks, i just spewed chunks
Holy crap! I’ve never seen a flatter ass in my whole life! Maybe she should have her breast implants taken out and put them in her lifeless butt cheeks.
She looks great for having 8 kids. Obviously she has had plastics but who the hell wouldn’t after having a litter.
She looks great for having 8 kids. Obviously she has had plastics but who the hell wouldn’t after having a litter.
she looks pretty fucking good for someone who’s passed 8 (EIGHT!) babies through her vag. its not like she’s a movie star for christ’s sake. give her a break.
She is a fat nasty attention whore! Her ass looks like a hummus plate that was spray tanned.Also herbathing suit is way too small for her as eveidenced by the back fat sticking out from under straps
I think they put her bellybutton in the wrong spot. Too high up!
Hey guys which comment is better:
1) Who’s that young lady wearing her grandmother’s ass?
or
2) I want to throw up in her fucking face
Hey guys which comment is better:
1) Who’s that young lady wearing her grandmother’s ass?
or
2) Oh god I wanna to throw up in her fucking face
@kk #71 (and 72 and 73) who cares if its push up? it looks good. good for you that you can remove the pads. your tits are only probably that big cause you are FAT, you jealous cunt (sad that you are jealous of kate, isn’t it?)
Seriously- she has had EIGHT kids. I hope my ass looks that good after 1 kid, much less 8. And yes, I understand she has had some plastic surgery- but still, she looks damn good to be a baby factory.
And yes, she could certainly use a size up in that particular bathing suit. I think it not fitting makes her look worse than she really is
Seriously- she has had EIGHT kids. I hope my ass looks that good after 1 kid, much less 8. And yes, I understand she has had some plastic surgery- but still, she looks damn good to be a baby factory.
And yes, she could certainly use a size up in that particular bathing suit. I think it not fitting makes her look worse than she really is
Abort! Abort!
>>>And yeah, most of Kate is Fake, exceptin’ the whole “I’m a raging moneyhungrycuntbitch” part.<<<
Ha! Perfect.
She’d fuckin sell her kids organs if she ran out of cash.
Kate’s so friggin hawt….she needs me to suck on her toes while I knead her meaty ass and thighs….mmmmmmmmmmm
Her bum cheeks looks a bit like a flat tire.
Though it isn’t recently it’s not That bad after a sixtuplet.
I had 2 kids and my ass looks pretty good, but I would never walk the streets in a bikini. I sure hope she is at the beach or this is a pathetic cry for attention.
I THINK I LIKE THAT ASS, folks.
That’s what happens when you put a Size 16 ass in a Size 8 bikini.