Kate Gosselin in a bikini because God knows why

June 25th, 2009 // 141 Comments

Knowing full well the paparazzi are staked outside her home, Kate Gosselin decided to stroll around in a bikini this morning for no apparent reason. Unless, of course, this is her way of discouraging media attention, in which case, well played. Now all she has to do is hope she didn’t severely underestimate the “ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh”-loving demographic who are probably thinking it’s Christmas morning right about now.

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  1. Jimboooooooooooo

    I would like to suck the farts of of that play-do booty, then shotgun the gaseous emission into her waiting mouth. Then, I’d hit it.

  2. kels

    SHE SHOULD STOP TANNING…SHE’S IN HER EARLY 30s, YET HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE HELLA OLDER…WHY DO WHITE WOMEN LOVE TO TAN? YOU ARE GOING TO AGE A LOT FASTER…STOP!

  3. kels

    SHE SHOULD STOP TANNING…SHE’S IN HER EARLY 30s, YET HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE HELLA OLDER…WHY DO WHITE WOMEN LOVE TO TAN? YOU ARE GOING TO AGE A LOT FASTER…STOP!

  4. gus

    She’s advertising to potential young dudes that her vag lips don’t touch the ground & that her tits are a giant bag of mush after passing a baseball team through her body.

  5. Jimmy

    Grandma butt is awesome. . .

  6. Prof

    BAAAH Pancake Ass! She’s the bizarro Kim Kardashian

  7. ashley

    Please, she is at her home. If people don’t want to see it don’t stalk her and don’t look at the pictures. Besides, she had 8 kids, just because she got some surgery doesn’t mean she should look perfect.

  8. havoc

    I would hit almost anything. I’ve had my share of MILF’s.

    But take that bikini off and everything drops about three inches.

    Its true….I have been duped by false advertisement before.

    .

  9. Bigheadmike

    She looks better than I thougt…
    Me likey.

  10. joe blow

    I’d love to see her star in a snuff film. Her and Perez Hilton.

  11. Richard McBeef

    If you look like that it probably would be in your best interest to not be royal cunt. or be able to suck start a leaf blower.

  12. Parker

    merry christmas everyone!

  13. Kia

    She looks pretty darn good for having 8 kids. I definitely give her credit. Even if some of the credit goes to a plastic surgeon.

  14. kc

    I can’t stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o’s I’ve seen so why not!!!

  15. kc

    I can’t stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o’s I’ve seen so why not!!!

  16. kc

    I can’t stand her myself but she looks better than alot of 20 y/o’s I’ve seen so why not!!!

  17. Shawn

    Is it time to start the “How long before she does a (Photoshopped) Playboy spread?” pool yet?

    Kudos to her doc on those sweater puppies.

  18. GeorgeWBush

    LOL…love the shot of the kid trying to sneak a look at her breast….bet he wish he was breast feeding again….

  19. Kelley

    She wanted to be famous, so welcome to it, Kate … the paparazzi are taking butt shots now … and you look like hell :)

  20. Heat

    SHE’S HAD EIGHT KIDS FOR GODSAKES! SHE LOOKS AMAZING.

  21. kk

    the top is a push up. It has little pads that push up boobs. I take them out cause i dont need them. she had a tummy tuck too i heard. She is an attention whore

  22. kk

    she loves attention and that is a push up top. i know cause i always remove them

  23. kk

    the pads i remove not the top

  24. I Gag Every Time I See This Witch

    I think it is so hilarious the way ForniKate thinks she is a major worldwide sex symbol when she’s really just a flabby, bitchy, middle-aged, Pennsylvania nurse who seems like she is carrying on with her skinny old ‘bodyguard.’

  25. Tinner

    I’d hit it: I’d put another baby in her.

  26. I likey me some Kate. I was also a big fan of chubby Britney. Girls need a little padding IMO.

  27. obannion

    GOD KNOWS WHY? Probably because i want to see them. hot.

  28. You Can Have Her

    Give me Megan Fox.

  29. Kathleen

    It is true. She looks better than plenty of people on the beach!
    And after 8 kids, she’s holding her own!

  30. anonymous

    thanks, i just spewed chunks

  31. Pookie

    Holy crap! I’ve never seen a flatter ass in my whole life! Maybe she should have her breast implants taken out and put them in her lifeless butt cheeks.

  32. Jenna

    She looks great for having 8 kids. Obviously she has had plastics but who the hell wouldn’t after having a litter.

  33. Jenna

    She looks great for having 8 kids. Obviously she has had plastics but who the hell wouldn’t after having a litter.

  34. Jaggie31@hotmail.com

    she looks pretty fucking good for someone who’s passed 8 (EIGHT!) babies through her vag. its not like she’s a movie star for christ’s sake. give her a break.

  35. GaGa

    She is a fat nasty attention whore! Her ass looks like a hummus plate that was spray tanned.Also herbathing suit is way too small for her as eveidenced by the back fat sticking out from under straps

  36. killswitch

    I think they put her bellybutton in the wrong spot. Too high up!

  37. skel

    get thee to the gym Kate!

  38. tellmenow

    Hey guys which comment is better:

    1) Who’s that young lady wearing her grandmother’s ass?

    or

    2) I want to throw up in her fucking face

  39. tellmenow

    Hey guys which comment is better:

    1) Who’s that young lady wearing her grandmother’s ass?

    or

    2) Oh god I wanna to throw up in her fucking face

  40. whatever

    @kk #71 (and 72 and 73) who cares if its push up? it looks good. good for you that you can remove the pads. your tits are only probably that big cause you are FAT, you jealous cunt (sad that you are jealous of kate, isn’t it?)

  41. Joy

    Seriously- she has had EIGHT kids. I hope my ass looks that good after 1 kid, much less 8. And yes, I understand she has had some plastic surgery- but still, she looks damn good to be a baby factory.

    And yes, she could certainly use a size up in that particular bathing suit. I think it not fitting makes her look worse than she really is

  42. Joy

    Seriously- she has had EIGHT kids. I hope my ass looks that good after 1 kid, much less 8. And yes, I understand she has had some plastic surgery- but still, she looks damn good to be a baby factory.

    And yes, she could certainly use a size up in that particular bathing suit. I think it not fitting makes her look worse than she really is

  43. datroof

    Abort! Abort!

  44. Nicholas

    >>>And yeah, most of Kate is Fake, exceptin’ the whole “I’m a raging moneyhungrycuntbitch” part.<<<

    Ha! Perfect.

    She’d fuckin sell her kids organs if she ran out of cash.

  45. vailtail

    Kate’s so friggin hawt….she needs me to suck on her toes while I knead her meaty ass and thighs….mmmmmmmmmmm

  46. Darth

    Her bum cheeks looks a bit like a flat tire.

  47. Rhialto

    Though it isn’t recently it’s not That bad after a sixtuplet.

  48. lola

    I had 2 kids and my ass looks pretty good, but I would never walk the streets in a bikini. I sure hope she is at the beach or this is a pathetic cry for attention.

  49. captain america

    I THINK I LIKE THAT ASS, folks.

  50. BooBoo

    That’s what happens when you put a Size 16 ass in a Size 8 bikini.

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