Knowing full well the paparazzi are staked outside her home, Kate Gosselin decided to stroll around in a bikini this morning for no apparent reason. Unless, of course, this is her way of discouraging media attention, in which case, well played. Now all she has to do is hope she didn’t severely underestimate the “ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh”-loving demographic who are probably thinking it’s Christmas morning right about now.
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Ahof | June 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
FIRST!
Ahof | June 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm
FIRST!
Mr Bungleq | June 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm
fiiiirst
Hamburglar007 | June 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Cottage cheese anyone?
Anon | June 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm
forget the ass – look at the bright side – those huge real boobies! they look GREAT!
No GayTards | June 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Sexy cankles!
trust in silence | June 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm
omg! first for first time, i think that today is gonna be a great day!!
her ass is a bit lazy and she need a bit of training, but a hit that without a doubt!
Alli Watermelon | June 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm
#5 Her boobs aren’t real. You don’t just spontaneously grow larger boobs (extra perky might i add) 3 years after having kids. But yes, they look great.
.... | June 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm
um, is she wearing her engagement ring still?!?!?!??!!??!?!
and the ass isn’t THAT bad.
sam | June 25, 2009 at 12:48 pm
ahh …..she’s just looking for a Jell-O commercial
the hit man | June 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I’d definitely hit that!
sarah | June 25, 2009 at 12:50 pm
i’d love to see any of you squeeze out 8 children and have a body that looks half as decent as hers. leave the poor woman alone.
ju | June 25, 2009 at 12:51 pm
there really is nothing left to say about these people
E | June 25, 2009 at 12:54 pm
@12
Watch the show please before you make standard “don’t make fun of ____’s body because she’s had ____ kids”
She got her stomach done, free courtesy of a fan who watches the show, the tits are fake.
Really , watch the damn show.
dingus | June 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm
DO NOT WANT.
tired | June 25, 2009 at 1:00 pm
How bout this: don’t watch the damn show. Both the show and Jon & Kate are ridiculous. And yeah, most of Kate is Fake, exceptin’ the whole “I’m a raging moneyhungrycuntbitch” part.
edlives | June 25, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Seriously?
She look’s better then half of the people at the beach. C’mon now…
Zanna | June 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm
She just made Jon even happier he ditched her ass.
creepyoldguy | June 25, 2009 at 1:04 pm
No wonder the dude cheated on her..NASTY
le fag | June 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Farrah Fawcett died.
Alli Watermelon | June 25, 2009 at 1:07 pm
LOL @ squeezing out 8 kids. She habored 8 kids in her uterus. She didn’t squeeze them out. That’d be pretty amazing though. I think her body is fine. Sure, she had a tummy tuck, but it still takes diet and exercise to MAINTAIN it and the rest of her body. Although, it’s a slight indication that youre bikini top is too small when you see “under boob”. ;)
Mr. Sensitive | June 25, 2009 at 1:09 pm
#20 – yeah I just saw that. Apparently they found her dead in her hospital room, with Ryan O’Neal trying to fuck her still-warm body. And here’s the sick part: he was trying to penetrate what was left of her butthole.
dink squeeze | June 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Where did her waist go?
RichPort's Ghost | June 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm
She looks like she’s auditioning for a rap video.
jeremiah | June 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Someone tell this whore to drop dead. The way she treated jon, it was no wonder the fucker cheated.
Screaming Meat Nugget | June 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm
She looks great from the front, just not from the back so much.
I’d still hit it like you wouldn’t believe.
Hamburglar007 | June 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I mean seriously? She looks “okay” from the front. But I just can’t get over the fact that from behind she looks like a 67 year old retired woman in Florida.
Hamburglar007 | June 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Oh, and what saith the assman?
dude | June 25, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Wow…here’s some pics for all you dumbasses that previously said, “she’s not so bad” or “she’s hot”.
And if you STILL want to “hit that” after these posts, I’ve got two things to say to you:
1. really, you have no standards. You would “hit” a knothole.
2. As gross as she is, Kate Gosselin will never fuck you.
LIZ | June 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm
She’s almost 40 & has had 8 kids–of course she isn’t going to look perfect. Sheesh.
sarah | June 25, 2009 at 1:54 pm
14. i do watch the show. i watched it long before the media shit show that they’re in the middle of now. and you’re only proving my point that nobody human could look any better without some sort of help. if you watched the show then you obviously know what she looked like during the pregnancy. she’s fucking human and while i dont disagree that she’s brought most of this on herself i dont understand why any of this has anything to do with her body. she looks pretty damn good for a woman that’s had to bring up 8 kids
plincoln21 | June 25, 2009 at 1:55 pm
i’d hit it
motorboat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrunchPop | June 25, 2009 at 1:59 pm
@30 – shut up.
She’s a fat hag. Play-dough ass. Cankles. Fake bolted-on tits. Liposuction & tummy tuck.
And still she looks like the fucking Swamp Thing.
whoa nelly | June 25, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Man, I guess the “ass like a tanned lump of Play-Doh”-loving demographic really does exist.
Pathetic.
Ego | June 25, 2009 at 2:03 pm
WTF, why is this #1 on the “So Freakin Hot” list? My god man!! By the way, I’m fucking blind now .. thx
Superbiggerevil | June 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm
#22 – Just lost my breakfast with that visual…thanks for that.
On a lighter note: There is a place reserved in Hell for both Jon & Kate as a reward for their efforts the last 3+ years in becoming “media pigs”.
NunyoBidnez | June 25, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I wonder who donated the boobs? They didn’t show that episode.
Douchbagish | June 25, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Cancer rotted the wrong ass!!
f | June 25, 2009 at 2:14 pm
nice boobs.
Doucherficial | June 25, 2009 at 2:16 pm
#1-DOUCHE
#2-WRONG, DOUCHE
#3-DOUCHE AGAIN
#29-You rule
Funeral Guy | June 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I’ve commented here before that I would tap that if she had a ball gag in her mouth. I hereby announce that my peeny has just overruled me by crawling up into my taint like a turtle head.
nottoobadBUTT | June 25, 2009 at 2:42 pm
it’s not THAT bad but honestly, I don’t even walk around the INSIDE of my house like that! She is desperate for attention.
Jessman | June 25, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I’m ashamed to say I would fuck her in the ass.
Funeral Guy | June 25, 2009 at 2:47 pm
#22 Even by the low standards of this website that comment will put you on the express track to Hell.
RD | June 25, 2009 at 2:53 pm
best line of the year! “an ass like a tanned lump of play-doh”
FACE | June 25, 2009 at 2:54 pm
me too, #43
mr. voluptuous | June 25, 2009 at 3:00 pm
That is the mom-jeans of bikinis.
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | June 25, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Hope she does not run into an Japanese people at the beach. They harpoon whales.
Robert | June 25, 2009 at 3:07 pm
How is it that this woman and her husband are doing MORE HARM to their children than that OCTO-MOM character?
My mind reels with the sheer lunacy of it!
Even though I have done far worse than Mrs. Gosselin I agree that she would be as interested in me as Megan Fox was in that ginger haired pimp with the flower!
. | June 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Do you tell your mother she looks like shit Fish? You must be a raging homosexual to care so much about female imperfections. ” Like, OMG, who does she think she is showning so much with THAT body!”
You are worse than Perez.