Kate Gosselin in a bikini

May 31st, 2009 // 196 Comments

I’ve been doing a lot of Jon and Kate Gosselin coverage these past few weeks, and while this train wreck continued its path of destruction, I kept joking to myself “Jesus. What’s next? Kate in a bikini shots?” — Ta da! These were taken in North Carolina this morning where she’s vacationing without Jon, and I’m pretty sure I just made all this happen with my mind. Sorry, everybody. Sorry!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. PP

    Number 147 -

    Cynthia I am with you. Her body does look like a man.

    I am in hysterics with these comments.

  2. jennifer hammond

    It amazes me how dumb and unedcated some of you are. Im sure you are MEN to make such dumb comments about how “tore up” her vag is. If a woman has more than one child to deliver at once, its never vaginally, always a c section. My god, its like you people have never heard of it. Educate yourselves!

  3. a

    wait.. she has a nicer flatter more toned stomach than me. and i don’t have children.

    not bad for having 8 kids, especially 6 at once!

  4. Sport

    A ^^
    – im sure your tummy is REAL so dont sweat it.

  5. Sport

    Did she wear enough jewelry for the beach?

  6. gigi

    OK, so they’re NOT making whole pieces anymore? did I miss something? tummy tuck isn’t bad — she really should have worn a waist cincher after the kids [my mom was saying they did that back in the day... thought chicks still did that...] to get her hip/waist ratio back- if she ever had one…. whatev… these people don’t need to occupy our lives w/ their noncelebrity celebrity…… bah

  7. kelly

    she looks, bodywise, almost exactly like britney post-spawn, pre-Circus. but boobs are bigger.

    thanks to the superficial, i have learnt that plastic surgery on the non-working-out types leaves you looking a bit freakish. as in, kate is pretty normal looking–someone who doesn’t exercise (tho she reports always being on the treadmill or elliptical)–but the surgery on the tum has left is freakishly fat-free in some parts where the rest of her body looks lumpishly normal. or in the case of tara reid, surgery on the tum left her lumpish.

    anyway, k8′s personality reeks, so I am embarrassed to have taken time to comment on this post in her favor.

  8. kristy long

    # 152…………you should really educate yourself before you tell someone else to…Woman have more than one baby all the time….(usually just twins) as long as the first baby is NOT breech!!! Thanks for trying to look like your all smart and shit though. But as I tell my kids, don’t talk about something if you don’t know what your talking about!!

  9. Ugh

    i think a bunch of misunderstood, love-starved tweens are posting here, take 20 years to have educated opinions

  10. joshesmama

    Maybe she should try a one piece instead. Fat rolls and cellulite should be concealed. Also, what is the point of going to the beach if you are going to have helmet head hair and a full face of makeup?

  11. Joey stinkyfinger

    How can she have so many kids with her asian hubby. they are known to have small weenys!

  12. I think ya’all should give her a break she probabley feels like a robot. Not to be mean but they have meds that will help to make a person happy like prozac. I tried it and i works great for me. I just think everybody needs to look @ there selves and try walking in her shoes for about a week. The woman just needs a little prais from her husband and to be romanced. Although they have clubs ya’all can get into with open sex with other couples, I have never tried it but I have thought about it a couple of times to maybe spice up the relationship. Ya never no it might make ya’all apprecaite each other more, by the sounds of it it can’t get much worse for them. GOOD LUCK…….WISH YOU THE BEST. JUST HOPEFULLY IN THE MEAN TIME THEY DON”T FORGET ABOUT THE KIDS.

  13. I think ya’all should give her a break she probabley feels like a robot. Not to be mean but they have meds that will help to make a person happy like prozac. I tried it and i works great for me. I just think everybody needs to look @ there selves and try walking in her shoes for about a week. The woman just needs a little prais from her husband and to be romanced. Although they have clubs ya’all can get into with open sex with other couples, I have never tried it but I have thought about it a couple of times to maybe spice up the relationship. Ya never no it might make ya’all apprecaite each other more, by the sounds of it it can’t get much worse for them. GOOD LUCK…….WISH YOU THE BEST. JUST HOPEFULLY IN THE MEAN TIME THEY DON”T FORGET ABOUT THE KIDS.

  14. Dan

    She may be a controlling, mean bitch, but she’s looking good in these pics! Hell, I’d bury my face between those thighs and not come back up for air for a week!

  15. Freddy Fender

    she looks great in that bikini. I love the bush. You’re not a real women unless you keep your bush!!!

    her mouth can be stitched shut and she needs a slap across the head to knock that attitude she has out of her.

    I’d do her in a heart beat and kick her to the curb!

    BTW, like others have said, she had a c-section so the vag, in as far as a 30 something goes is still fairly tight…but probaly becomes dry when you work it for too long.

  16. trail blazer

    i would hit that really good i think shes sexy

  17. Total MILF.

    Notice how high her belly button is?

  18. cheryloliver

    I would like to bend her over my knee and spank that ass.Then I would lay her on my bed and diaper her and then put her to bed for being such a bad girl.

  19. cheryloliver

    I would like to bend her over my knee and spank that ass.Then I would lay her on my bed and diaper her and then put her to bed for being such a bad girl.

  20. cheryloliver

    I would like to bend her over my knee and spank that ass.Then I would lay her on my bed and diaper her and then put her to bed for being such a bad girl.

  21. William

    I would like to see kate wearing diapers and plastic pants

  22. Edward

    I think Kate is sexy.I would like to slap that ass and watch those cheeks wiggle.

  23. john

    she may be a CUNT but ID FUCK HER

  24. I am sorry but Kate your butt is not ready for that swim suit. From the waist up looks great but your butt is saggy and cellulite is visable. WOW! Someone should of told her this suit is not for you.

  25. Ginger

    My German Shehpherd would love whatever is in that bakini bottom.

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  27. why ants in your’s pants! cuz others have a good shoes but you not .so got one as soon as posible .

  28. Wow, I love her! And I love the small bucket she’s carrying around. Cute!

  29. paul

    Enough of Kate already. I am so sick and tired of hearing and seeing her pictures all over the internet. Incidentally, why post her bikini pictures now, it’s not Halloween is it?

  30. Blondie

    My Mother had eight children and all she had to do was take care of them herself and she was nice and thin. She had the old tummy, big butt, and was in shape. Maybe that is what Kate should do.

  31. Lynn

    These are old photos, look at the kids they were little, and the sextuplets are how old now? Get real.

  32. Lynn

    These are old photos, look at the kids they were little, and the sextuplets are how old now? Get real.

  33. Lynn

    These are old photos, look at the kids they were little, and the sextuplets are how old now? Get real.

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  36. YEES

    She is absolutely gorgeous, but I don’t think that I could put up with the bad attitude. Well, for a little I could! But most women like to talk to their mates like they are their children and she was no different. But she is HOT!

  37. Hibbard

    Looks like she’s smuggling a Brillo Pad

  38. Hibbard

    Looks like she’s smuggling a Brillo Pad in them bottoms.

  39. Twisted Pubes

    With all those asian kids she’s had, I’ll bet her pussy tastes like kung pao shrimp.

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