Kate Gosselin in a bikini

May 31st, 2009 // 196 Comments

I’ve been doing a lot of Jon and Kate Gosselin coverage these past few weeks, and while this train wreck continued its path of destruction, I kept joking to myself “Jesus. What’s next? Kate in a bikini shots?” — Ta da! These were taken in North Carolina this morning where she’s vacationing without Jon, and I’m pretty sure I just made all this happen with my mind. Sorry, everybody. Sorry!

Photos: Splash News

Comments (196)

  1. Mama Pinkus | May 31, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    that gal looks like a serious bitch

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  2. Romania | May 31, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    First

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  3. Duuude | May 31, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    I’d hit that. I’d probably even tell my friends.

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  4. Bob | May 31, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  5. Stacy from Canada | May 31, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Gotta love the good ol’ tummy tucks.

    Woman obviously didn’t know what she was getting herself into…..

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  6. danny | May 31, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Geez, I could have gone all week without seeing that, thanks.

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  7. sin | May 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    She is advertising for a sugar daddy. Even Playboy would not stoop so low as to offer her a pictorial. Hustler, now they would.

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  8. Ryan | May 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Yeah folks, a belly button is not that high naturally. You can also see what the lipo did on the sides of her waist. Next step is to take care of that ass.

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  9. tony | May 31, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    montreal gazette

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  10. michael11111111111 | May 31, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    anyone else notice how high they put her belly button after the tuck??

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  11. Regan | May 31, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    she’s had 8 fuckin kids, of course she’s had a tummy tuck and maybe some lipo. she doesn’t look that bad.

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  12. Kathleen | May 31, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    She looks alright

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  13. Hida | May 31, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    So WHAT if she got work done on her tummy? If you had 6 kids all at once you would too.

    She looks great for a mom with 8 kids.

    Should see other women who have only had 1.

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  14. cherry | May 31, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Why are you sorry? I mean It doesn’t arouse me or anything but shes not mutated for gods sake. When did the Superficial become so unfunny?

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  15. Lisa | May 31, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    She looks great after having 8 kids!

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  16. mojo9 | May 31, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    can the woman not even smile at her own kids? that scowl makes me ill. she henpecks and snipes at anything that walks near. i can’t imagine living with a wife like that (and i’m a female). i feel sorry for the li’l boys she raises.

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  17. HaroldBawls | May 31, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    I’d hit it… Twice.

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  18. joy | May 31, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

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  19. joy | May 31, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

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  20. HaroldBawls | May 31, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Ohs yeah, I forgot to mention that I didn’t know her tits were that big.

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  21. Mike | May 31, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    How about her, octomom and sixteen guys… I’d be willing to watch that, just so long as they duct tape this bitches mouth. I’m not normally one to go for the voice-over dub in porn, but I’d make an exception for this one.

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  22. amoi | May 31, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    If I had 8 kids I’d get a tummy tuck, too. She doesn’t look bad at all. We’ve definitely seen worse, and scarier!

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  23. Heidi's used tampon | May 31, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    I would fuck her and Octomom every day of the week, in a series of demeaning and erotic positions.

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  24. angela | May 31, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    I can’t stand this woman – but she looks better than 99.9% of the people that *I* see when I go to the beach… Anyone notice how fat and disgusting high school kids are these days? I look around and go, “I don’t remember having cellulite when I was 15… shocking!”

    Anyway… She looks great for having had 8 kids!!!

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  25. angela | May 31, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    I can’t stand this woman – but she looks better than 99.9% of the people that *I* see when I go to the beach… Anyone notice how fat and disgusting high school kids are these days? I look around and go, “I don’t remember having cellulite when I was 15… shocking!”

    Anyway… She looks great for having had 8 kids!!!

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  26. Rhialto | May 31, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Because of the daily care of the kids,i don’t think she does work out a lot.Not bad after 8 kids.

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  27. Mother Fooker | May 31, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Look at that gigantic BUSH!

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  28. joy | May 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    giant bush? that’s a freaking rain forrest!

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  29. joy | May 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    giant bush? that’s a freaking rain forrest!

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  30. Nero | May 31, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    What she has got in her bikini pants? Venus fat or a new wig for Darth?

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  31. katei | May 31, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    they don’t move youre belly button when you get a tummy tuck, dummies. they just pull your bellybutton back through the new skin. she looks pretty damn hot for someone who’s had 8 kids… six at once!

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  32. Lain | May 31, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    C-section scar? Did she give birth to 8 kids? If so, she looks great!

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  33. brian t | May 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Who ARE these people? Do you have to be a Merkin* to get this?

    * “Merkin” = A Scottish person trying to say “American”. 8)

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  34. Lain | May 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    I look around and go, “I don’t remember having cellulite when I was 15… shocking!”

    FYI:
    Having cellulite doesn’t necessarily mean being fat. I see skinny girls all the time with cellulite.

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  35. Darth | May 31, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    I don’t know if she works out but she should.It keeps her fit and that’s better for her mood.A little work out can do already a lot.

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  36. bahah | May 31, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    it looks a little bulgy down low. it’s almost like she’s wearing a pad with her bikini. or maybe some depends? how attractive.

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  37. Truth Doctor | May 31, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    I’d cheat on it.

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  38. Tresdamkll | May 31, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Oh C’mon… she looks good.Admit it ppl.
    If i had 8 kids and was offered a tummy tuck..damnn rite , Id take it too.

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  39. GRK | May 31, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Dude look at her bush. Its barely being contained in that thing.

    its ready to burst like the stay puff marshmallow man

    she needs a trimming but i would still dive into that. jsut need my gps incase i get lost in the forrest.

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  40. evan | May 31, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    She did get a tummy tuck shortly after the kids were born… she’s talked about it on the show. Skin has a hard enough time going back after ONE kid, if you’ve never seen her pregnant with the 6 kids you should look that up, it is amazing she didn’t just pop.

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  41. Bob | May 31, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    her vagina is hairy! that’s a good lookin MILF!

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  42. larry | May 31, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    she’s hiding a chia pet from her kids in those bottoms

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  43. El Dude | May 31, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I would do her once a day and twice on Sunday.

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  44. LL | May 31, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    it looks big down there cause her vag has teeth

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  45. Funeral Guy | May 31, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    I’d hit it, but first I’d put a big ‘ol ball gag in her mouth. Then I’d quit it, but I’d tie her up first.

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  46. Zippy the Wonder Slug | May 31, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    I’d consider it a challange to do her until she smiled. It may take the whole weekend, but I feel I can f*ck her silly. Kate, just call me if you want to smile again.

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  47. alfalfa | May 31, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Whoever did her hair needs to be shot

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  48. vanessa thomas | May 31, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    What is the big deal she has eight kids and looks dam good. Yall need to stop hatin and get a dam hobby.

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  49. joe blow | May 31, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    #18 wrote: what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

    *******************************

    Probably a prolapsed uterus.

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  50. she blows... on her knees | May 31, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    She looks majorly f*ckable here; not bad at all for having had 8 kids. Given what a bitch this woman is reputed to be, and that her husband stuck by her for so long, she must be the hottest piece of ass in bed; she must know how to suck & f*ck like it’s going out of style…

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