Kate Gosselin in a bikini

May 31st, 2009 // 196 Comments

I’ve been doing a lot of Jon and Kate Gosselin coverage these past few weeks, and while this train wreck continued its path of destruction, I kept joking to myself “Jesus. What’s next? Kate in a bikini shots?” — Ta da! These were taken in North Carolina this morning where she’s vacationing without Jon, and I’m pretty sure I just made all this happen with my mind. Sorry, everybody. Sorry!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Mama Pinkus

    that gal looks like a serious bitch

  2. Duuude

    I’d hit that. I’d probably even tell my friends.

  3. Bob

    I’d hit it.

  4. Stacy from Canada

    Gotta love the good ol’ tummy tucks.

    Woman obviously didn’t know what she was getting herself into…..

  5. danny

    Geez, I could have gone all week without seeing that, thanks.

  6. sin

    She is advertising for a sugar daddy. Even Playboy would not stoop so low as to offer her a pictorial. Hustler, now they would.

  7. Ryan

    Yeah folks, a belly button is not that high naturally. You can also see what the lipo did on the sides of her waist. Next step is to take care of that ass.

  8. tony

    montreal gazette

  9. michael11111111111

    anyone else notice how high they put her belly button after the tuck??

  10. Regan

    she’s had 8 fuckin kids, of course she’s had a tummy tuck and maybe some lipo. she doesn’t look that bad.

  11. Kathleen

    She looks alright

  12. Hida

    So WHAT if she got work done on her tummy? If you had 6 kids all at once you would too.

    She looks great for a mom with 8 kids.

    Should see other women who have only had 1.

  13. cherry

    Why are you sorry? I mean It doesn’t arouse me or anything but shes not mutated for gods sake. When did the Superficial become so unfunny?

  14. Lisa

    She looks great after having 8 kids!

  15. mojo9

    can the woman not even smile at her own kids? that scowl makes me ill. she henpecks and snipes at anything that walks near. i can’t imagine living with a wife like that (and i’m a female). i feel sorry for the li’l boys she raises.

  16. HaroldBawls

    I’d hit it… Twice.

  17. what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

  18. what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

  19. HaroldBawls

    Ohs yeah, I forgot to mention that I didn’t know her tits were that big.

  20. Mike

    How about her, octomom and sixteen guys… I’d be willing to watch that, just so long as they duct tape this bitches mouth. I’m not normally one to go for the voice-over dub in porn, but I’d make an exception for this one.

  21. amoi

    If I had 8 kids I’d get a tummy tuck, too. She doesn’t look bad at all. We’ve definitely seen worse, and scarier!

  22. Heidi's used tampon

    I would fuck her and Octomom every day of the week, in a series of demeaning and erotic positions.

  23. angela

    I can’t stand this woman – but she looks better than 99.9% of the people that *I* see when I go to the beach… Anyone notice how fat and disgusting high school kids are these days? I look around and go, “I don’t remember having cellulite when I was 15… shocking!”

    Anyway… She looks great for having had 8 kids!!!

  24. angela

    I can’t stand this woman – but she looks better than 99.9% of the people that *I* see when I go to the beach… Anyone notice how fat and disgusting high school kids are these days? I look around and go, “I don’t remember having cellulite when I was 15… shocking!”

    Anyway… She looks great for having had 8 kids!!!

  25. Rhialto

    Because of the daily care of the kids,i don’t think she does work out a lot.Not bad after 8 kids.

  26. Mother Fooker

    Look at that gigantic BUSH!

  27. giant bush? that’s a freaking rain forrest!

  28. giant bush? that’s a freaking rain forrest!

  29. Nero

    What she has got in her bikini pants? Venus fat or a new wig for Darth?

  30. katei

    they don’t move youre belly button when you get a tummy tuck, dummies. they just pull your bellybutton back through the new skin. she looks pretty damn hot for someone who’s had 8 kids… six at once!

  31. Lain

    C-section scar? Did she give birth to 8 kids? If so, she looks great!

  32. Who ARE these people? Do you have to be a Merkin* to get this?

    * “Merkin” = A Scottish person trying to say “American”. 8)

  33. Lain

    I look around and go, “I don’t remember having cellulite when I was 15… shocking!”

    FYI:
    Having cellulite doesn’t necessarily mean being fat. I see skinny girls all the time with cellulite.

  34. Darth

    I don’t know if she works out but she should.It keeps her fit and that’s better for her mood.A little work out can do already a lot.

  35. bahah

    it looks a little bulgy down low. it’s almost like she’s wearing a pad with her bikini. or maybe some depends? how attractive.

  36. Truth Doctor

    I’d cheat on it.

  37. Tresdamkll

    Oh C’mon… she looks good.Admit it ppl.
    If i had 8 kids and was offered a tummy tuck..damnn rite , Id take it too.

  38. GRK

    Dude look at her bush. Its barely being contained in that thing.

    its ready to burst like the stay puff marshmallow man

    she needs a trimming but i would still dive into that. jsut need my gps incase i get lost in the forrest.

  39. evan

    She did get a tummy tuck shortly after the kids were born… she’s talked about it on the show. Skin has a hard enough time going back after ONE kid, if you’ve never seen her pregnant with the 6 kids you should look that up, it is amazing she didn’t just pop.

  40. Bob

    her vagina is hairy! that’s a good lookin MILF!

  41. larry

    she’s hiding a chia pet from her kids in those bottoms

  42. El Dude

    I would do her once a day and twice on Sunday.

  43. LL

    it looks big down there cause her vag has teeth

  44. Funeral Guy

    I’d hit it, but first I’d put a big ‘ol ball gag in her mouth. Then I’d quit it, but I’d tie her up first.

  45. Zippy the Wonder Slug

    I’d consider it a challange to do her until she smiled. It may take the whole weekend, but I feel I can f*ck her silly. Kate, just call me if you want to smile again.

  46. alfalfa

    Whoever did her hair needs to be shot

  47. vanessa thomas

    What is the big deal she has eight kids and looks dam good. Yall need to stop hatin and get a dam hobby.

  48. joe blow

    #18 wrote: what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

    *******************************

    Probably a prolapsed uterus.

  49. she blows... on her knees

    She looks majorly f*ckable here; not bad at all for having had 8 kids. Given what a bitch this woman is reputed to be, and that her husband stuck by her for so long, she must be the hottest piece of ass in bed; she must know how to suck & f*ck like it’s going out of style…

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