Kate Gosselin gets in on the f-ckin’

May 12th, 2009 // 87 Comments

Because it’s good for couples to share a hobby together, Kate Gosselin is rumored to have had an affair with one of their bodyguards Steve Neild. She’s denying it to People, which let’s face it, is just part of the fun:

“The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family,” Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”
“These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end,” Kate says of Neild and his family. “Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we’ve spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it’s very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team … they’re the only people you have left. And now they’re coming under fire.”

Right, sure. All that stuff you said. Okay, check it out, I just thought of the greatest TV show ever: Jon and Kate become swingers — with the mom and dad from Little People, Big World. SHAZAM! Get me TLC on the line. I’m printing money over here.

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  1. john john

    who knows maybe the reason shes a bitch towards john is becuz she knows hes been whoring around ?
    i dont blame u woman go get urself some !
    ur hawter than a firecracker……

  2. viewer

    why not ,I’d like to see Matt the dwarf use his crutch on her

  3. jimbo

    SHEESH!!!! . It’s 1952 again. The Koreans and Americans are slugging it out in Kate’s vag. Go Army! ……………………..Koreans can’t swim

  4. web

    Who puts a straw in a bottle of water?

  5. Crash

    When the press starts to be ALL bad. When the tide has turned AGAINST you…it’s time to get out. Cal. it a day. For your children’s sake.

  6. Crash

    When the press starts to be ALL bad. When the tide has turned AGAINST you…it’s time to get out. Call it a day. For your children’s sake.

  7. Joe the plumber

    I wouldn’t mind laying pipe at her house

  8. jenny

    #46 No she did have a C section but #41 was wrong about everything else .

  9. jenny

    #46 No she did have a C section but #41 was wrong about everything else .

  10. concerned Grandmother

    Just who is watching the children while these two horndog parents are slappin’ the meat and exchanging body fluids all over the place.

  11. michelle

    i bet amy (from little people, big world) will try anything once. she takes me as a gal who LOVES sex.

    also, she reminds me a hobbit. and i would imagine rabbits being like rabbits……………………………………….

  12. Milf hunter

    Other than the facts that 1 – she had a litter of kids in her uterus and 2 – she is a total fucking cunt/bitch, I would FUCK THE SHIT out of that uptight pussy.

  13. dirk

    #26 Ha!

    Looks like a foot-long Open-faced Rueben Sandwich

  14. Quinn

    25 years from now every white trash ho with that haircut is going to look back at their photos and shoot themselves.

  15. tree

    She is a bitch and her hair is so fucking ugly seriously kate get a new hair cut i am sure you an afford it it looks like one of your kids played hairdresser with it

  16. Look lady…you wanted the money and fame and money that comes with having cameras follow you around, having your own tv show and going on shows constantly to whore out your family, so complaining about people “stalking” you is retarded.

  17. Chris

    Who’d want to root around in HER love purse, not me.

  18. janet 44

    Kate’s wiggin’ out. I’m beginning to think her new book, “Eight Little Faces” has more to do with her schizo split personalities than with her children.

  19. Kathy

    I like to call her hair the “backwards mullet”.

  20. Christy

    Good Lord Almighty…I cannot even get past that hair. You would think as much money as this woman has that she could get a hairdresser who doesn’t think that a reverse mullet is an attractive look!

  21. What a flattering picture of Kate and her backwards mullet.

    I just now read the comment before me. Really.

  22. KatieIreneTakesItOnTheRoad

    Is she giving a demo on her technique on how to please your body guard? Is the straw in her fiji water a subtle hint that she likes to suck? Katie, we already agree you suck. I guess this answers the question why she got the new boobs, got on the treadmill and all the other improvements. And LOL their only friends now that they kicked all their friends and family out of their lives are the ones they pay ($1600/day to Stevie)!!! Do they have to pay their “friends” to spend the holidays with them time and a half?!

  23. baby jesus

    whaaaat ? greedy christian liars? say it aint so………. baby jesus sad

  24. I can’t look at that hair any longer! Does she not own a mirror?

  25. bb

    please tell me she actually considered what she would get from the media if she exposed her family on a show, to the public. please tell me she wasnt just desperate for money.
    SORRY LADY THESE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES. your life isnt just monitored on camera.

  26. Without rumours you don’t know how many gossip-writers & paparazzi would be jobless today, folks!!

  27. Bo

    Her hair isn’t bad….why doesn’t anyone get freaked out at Donald Trump’s hair now that is bad hair.

  28. Looks like she has a brand new set of cans to boot. I love hair…

  29. spike

    Stupid hair.

  30. Maya

    she,her husband and the show are frauds but unfortunately there is enough ignorant female dirty white trash in ‘merca to keep this farce going

  31. 1 MILF Hunter

    That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway after turning her womb and vag into a clown car.

  32. blindkangaroo

    Don’t forget to add the crazies The Duggars trying to save their souls from eternal damnation. Oh and add the crazy chick and fag from What not to Wear so they can re-do their fetish wardrobe.

  33. bridget sanderson

    Just want to say, “WHO CARES!!” It’s their buisness!! And for the idiot named stu number 7′s comment, she had c-sections you dumbass so she did not have her children naturally, they cut her belly open to get her babies out. So don’t comment on something you know nothing about!!!!

  34. bridget sanderson

    Just want to say, “WHO CARES!!” It’s their buisness!! And for the idiot named stu number 7′s comment, she had c-sections you dumbass so she did not have her children naturally, they cut her belly open to get her babies out. So don’t comment on something you know nothing about!!!!

  35. Leah

    I have been wondering when one or both of them would step out.Im sorry but I would love to see a reality show going to different Single Parents homes and showing the real heroes of America.Just because you can go to a Dr pop out a bunch of Kids doesnt make you “SPECIAL”.The true Special people in America are the ones working 2 jobs just to put food on the table. The Special ones are the ones who give up eating so there Child can have a meal. Now that would be the show I would want to watch.Not a bunch of Kids getting to have breakfast with Mickey just because there Mom and Dad went to a Dr to get Preg. “AGAIN” !!!!

  36. April

    Its funny how all yall sit there and talk shit about her!! If you didnt know who she is why the fuck write a comment?? Yea…. And if you get your facts straight she didnt have her kids naturally!! Come on if you going to run her in the dirt get your facts straight!! But its not anyones bussiness anyways what happens in their relationship..And for all you people talking about how nasty and shit she is its probally you who is nasty and want to make ur self feel better by talking shit.. Shes a great person and for people to honestly sit there and write these things about her isnt right. No one is in your bussiness let alone care.. So if you only want to talk shit dont write it cause thats ignorance… Anyone who has kids would know just becasue you have kids does not mean your shit is wide I mean come on thats stuff kids would say.. Like I said you only hear whats in the paper and thats only bits and pieces and probally isnt the truth. So unless you know them personally dont talk shit cause you nor I know the truth and were not going to cause its there personal life. Just because there on TV doesnt mean there perfect its a reality show not everything is going to be on TV. They do have problems like every couple and thats life.. Obviously some people feel jealous of her cause thats really the only reason most people talk shit.. But I guess thats how some people can be childish.. Lifes to short. Live your life and stay out of other peoples bussiness….

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