Kate Gosselin gets in on the f-ckin’

Because it’s good for couples to share a hobby together, Kate Gosselin is rumored to have had an affair with one of their bodyguards Steve Neild. She’s denying it to People, which let’s face it, is just part of the fun:

“The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family,” Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”
“These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end,” Kate says of Neild and his family. “Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we’ve spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it’s very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team … they’re the only people you have left. And now they’re coming under fire.”

Right, sure. All that stuff you said. Okay, check it out, I just thought of the greatest TV show ever: Jon and Kate become swingers — with the mom and dad from Little People, Big World. SHAZAM! Get me TLC on the line. I’m printing money over here.

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