Kate Gosselin gets in on the f-ckin’

May 12th, 2009 // 87 Comments

Because it’s good for couples to share a hobby together, Kate Gosselin is rumored to have had an affair with one of their bodyguards Steve Neild. She’s denying it to People, which let’s face it, is just part of the fun:

“The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family,” Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”
“These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end,” Kate says of Neild and his family. “Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we’ve spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it’s very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team … they’re the only people you have left. And now they’re coming under fire.”

Right, sure. All that stuff you said. Okay, check it out, I just thought of the greatest TV show ever: Jon and Kate become swingers — with the mom and dad from Little People, Big World. SHAZAM! Get me TLC on the line. I’m printing money over here.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Megan

    FIRST

  2. Jeezy

    She is such a bitch, but I would still give it to her hard.

  3. Photoshop Police

    who the F is Kate Gosselin?

  4. annalis

    They could still call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8, it would just refer to the number of sex partners instead of children.

  5. p0nk

    She learned that first pose from Heidi Montag

  6. stu

    you’ve got to be pretty damn desperate to have an affair with someone who’s hole is sloppy loose after pumped out 8 kids. and she acts like a bitch to boot. maybe she gives the worlds best hummer?

  7. Censor

    I like how you have to dash-out the word FUCKING to make the site safe for little kids. Never mind that you say fuck a million other times, but you gotta star-out the headline like total pussies.

  8. sisiy smith

    Recently I found a hot club

    – SeekingTall.com –

    Just for hot tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your lover.

  9. Karen

    Why does she do her hair like that? Does anyone know? I doubt anyone’s doing her, based on the hair alone.

  10. Deacon Jones

    lol….
    Max Payne would know what to do with her

  11. Edna Bambrick

    #8 has been reported.

  12. SNEAK! of course shes doing dirt on that needle dick dweeb!

  13. Does Kate know that a merkin ain’t meant for her head?

  14. Her mouth is cramped in that position after a weekend with the bodyguard.

  15. #14, I’m happy to see someone else knows what a merkin is. I have a gold one with dreads.

  16. n

    “you’re circle becomes smaller and smaller…edward scissorhands become your barber”

  17. God, where have I been? Who the hell are Jon and Kate??? Please someone tell me!!

  18. Maybe it’s time for her to get out of this whole “reality” thing because it’s biting her hard. (And # 3 Jessy — that assumes you even can.)

  19. They need a Jon and Kate “Beach Getaway”:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrNJHTWVyA

  20. Zippy

    She look like she has a decent rack, nice mouth. I’d do her.

  21. KG

    Great photo #1. It appears someone’s giving her head under the table. Maybe it’s her bodyguard.

  22. Andy

    Good choice – a professional security footsoldier, fully armed and wearing a kevlar vest, MIGHT have a chance to survive Kate’s fanged vagina. It’s a niche genre in porn called “Cunt Hunter.”

  23. dirk

    Kate plus an 8″ Security Guard Shlong

  24. Here, she’s demonstrating just why angry women give the best head.

  25. Guy Sanducci

    It’s got to be a fucking NIGHTMARE down there.

  26. NP

    Hair looks TERRIBLE.

  27. James Hatte

    Did she get a boob job too? Looks like it.

  28. grobpilot

    #12: Edna, you fuckin’ whore! Welcome back. Report this, I dare you.

  29. tanya

    She’s a cunt.
    Gotta love her reverse mullet hairstyle! HA!

  30. #29 – Edna can’t talk now… her mouth is full… of my cock…

    HEY! No teeth, bitch!

  31. Zamfir master of the pan flute

    so the BG is playing hide the salami with the bitch …… hehehe……. hope he doesn’t fall in and hurt himself

  32. skippy

    I figured her problem was: [ long hard pole]. Guess Jon must be packin’ a cap gun.

    Looks like she has a brand new set of cans to boot

  33. venom

    SHE GETS THE AWARD FOR WORST HAIRCUT EVER CREATED!

    Why are American women getting stupid, ugly boy haircuts?

  34. ___

    Based on her hair one would assume she was from Riverside or San Bernardino county. Sweet Inland Empire doo. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. jen

    business in the back … fun on one side ….retarded sheepdog on the other

  36. ___

    #34,
    I think it might have started in England with Victoria Beckham. How unoriginal, just blame it on America. Friggin douchebag…

  37. Yeah

    She’s a MILP.

  38. jebus H.

    dear lord ,….what next .. …she starred in a Japanese bukkake film?

  39. Io

    she needs to fire the hairstylist who came up witht he fuck me-finger in the light socket hairdo. and I’d watch the swingers show. twould be far more entertaining.

  40. yodolayheehoo

    #7 Since when does having a c-section make your hole “sloppy loose”? Have six kids at one time usually isn’t done naturally especially if it’s in vitro… dumbass. And who the fuck cares if she’s boning her security guard? Have you seen her husband? His hair line is so receded, you can’t even find it!

  41. BUffon fan

    She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T a l l c o n n e c t . Co m____ ,really?

  42. whay

    Good…have your time now that your scumbag slope husband screwed around on you. It’s just a shame with the kids.

  43. kitty

    Did she get a boob job?

  44. kitty

    Did she get a boob job?

  45. Savalas

    #41. You’re wrong. On every point.

  46. Nonny

    You know I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this, and I mean it from the heart. Ew.

  47. shameus

    I wouldn’t go anywhere near that fly trap…she’s got a wood chipper down there

  48. Mike

    I think that jon doesnt have the size she needs down there after 8 kids and is ok that she is looking for a bigger d…k at home…. if you can find it…. call me i got 9.5″ for you :-)

  49. john john

    who knows maybe the reason shes a bitch towards john is becuz she knows hes been whoring around ?
    i dont blame u woman go get urself some !
    ur hawter than a firecracker……

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