Because it’s good for couples to share a hobby together, Kate Gosselin is rumored to have had an affair with one of their bodyguards Steve Neild. She’s denying it to People, which let’s face it, is just part of the fun:
“The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family,” Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”
“These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end,” Kate says of Neild and his family. “Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we’ve spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it’s very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team … they’re the only people you have left. And now they’re coming under fire.”
Right, sure. All that stuff you said. Okay, check it out, I just thought of the greatest TV show ever: Jon and Kate become swingers — with the mom and dad from Little People, Big World. SHAZAM! Get me TLC on the line. I’m printing money over here.
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She is such a bitch, but I would still give it to her hard.
who the F is Kate Gosselin?
They could still call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8, it would just refer to the number of sex partners instead of children.
She learned that first pose from Heidi Montag
you’ve got to be pretty damn desperate to have an affair with someone who’s hole is sloppy loose after pumped out 8 kids. and she acts like a bitch to boot. maybe she gives the worlds best hummer?
I like how you have to dash-out the word FUCKING to make the site safe for little kids. Never mind that you say fuck a million other times, but you gotta star-out the headline like total pussies.
Recently I found a hot club
– SeekingTall.com –
Just for hot tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your lover.
Why does she do her hair like that? Does anyone know? I doubt anyone’s doing her, based on the hair alone.
lol….
Max Payne would know what to do with her
#8 has been reported.
SNEAK! of course shes doing dirt on that needle dick dweeb!
Does Kate know that a merkin ain’t meant for her head?
Her mouth is cramped in that position after a weekend with the bodyguard.
#14, I’m happy to see someone else knows what a merkin is. I have a gold one with dreads.
“you’re circle becomes smaller and smaller…edward scissorhands become your barber”
God, where have I been? Who the hell are Jon and Kate??? Please someone tell me!!
Maybe it’s time for her to get out of this whole “reality” thing because it’s biting her hard. (And # 3 Jessy — that assumes you even can.)
They need a Jon and Kate “Beach Getaway”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrNJHTWVyA
She look like she has a decent rack, nice mouth. I’d do her.
Great photo #1. It appears someone’s giving her head under the table. Maybe it’s her bodyguard.
Good choice – a professional security footsoldier, fully armed and wearing a kevlar vest, MIGHT have a chance to survive Kate’s fanged vagina. It’s a niche genre in porn called “Cunt Hunter.”
Kate plus an 8″ Security Guard Shlong
Here, she’s demonstrating just why angry women give the best head.
It’s got to be a fucking NIGHTMARE down there.
Hair looks TERRIBLE.
Did she get a boob job too? Looks like it.
#12: Edna, you fuckin’ whore! Welcome back. Report this, I dare you.
She’s a cunt.
Gotta love her reverse mullet hairstyle! HA!
#29 – Edna can’t talk now… her mouth is full… of my cock…
HEY! No teeth, bitch!
so the BG is playing hide the salami with the bitch …… hehehe……. hope he doesn’t fall in and hurt himself
I figured her problem was: [ long hard pole]. Guess Jon must be packin’ a cap gun.
Looks like she has a brand new set of cans to boot
SHE GETS THE AWARD FOR WORST HAIRCUT EVER CREATED!
Why are American women getting stupid, ugly boy haircuts?
Based on her hair one would assume she was from Riverside or San Bernardino county. Sweet Inland Empire doo. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
business in the back … fun on one side ….retarded sheepdog on the other
#34,
I think it might have started in England with Victoria Beckham. How unoriginal, just blame it on America. Friggin douchebag…
She’s a MILP.
dear lord ,….what next .. …she starred in a Japanese bukkake film?
she needs to fire the hairstylist who came up witht he fuck me-finger in the light socket hairdo. and I’d watch the swingers show. twould be far more entertaining.
#7 Since when does having a c-section make your hole “sloppy loose”? Have six kids at one time usually isn’t done naturally especially if it’s in vitro… dumbass. And who the fuck cares if she’s boning her security guard? Have you seen her husband? His hair line is so receded, you can’t even find it!
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T a l l c o n n e c t . Co m____ ,really?
Good…have your time now that your scumbag slope husband screwed around on you. It’s just a shame with the kids.
Did she get a boob job?
Did she get a boob job?
#41. You’re wrong. On every point.
You know I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this, and I mean it from the heart. Ew.
I wouldn’t go anywhere near that fly trap…she’s got a wood chipper down there
I think that jon doesnt have the size she needs down there after 8 kids and is ok that she is looking for a bigger d…k at home…. if you can find it…. call me i got 9.5″ for you :-)
who knows maybe the reason shes a bitch towards john is becuz she knows hes been whoring around ?
i dont blame u woman go get urself some !
ur hawter than a firecracker……