Because it’s good for couples to share a hobby together, Kate Gosselin is rumored to have had an affair with one of their bodyguards Steve Neild. She’s denying it to People, which let’s face it, is just part of the fun:
“The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family,” Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Already the allegations they’re making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.”
“These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end,” Kate says of Neild and his family. “Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we’ve spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it’s very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team … they’re the only people you have left. And now they’re coming under fire.”
Right, sure. All that stuff you said. Okay, check it out, I just thought of the greatest TV show ever: Jon and Kate become swingers — with the mom and dad from Little People, Big World. SHAZAM! Get me TLC on the line. I’m printing money over here.
Megan | May 12, 2009 at 10:58 am
FIRST
LT | May 12, 2009 at 10:58 am
FIRST
Jeezy | May 12, 2009 at 11:02 am
She is such a bitch, but I would still give it to her hard.
Photoshop Police | May 12, 2009 at 11:05 am
who the F is Kate Gosselin?
annalis | May 12, 2009 at 11:08 am
They could still call the show Jon and Kate Plus 8, it would just refer to the number of sex partners instead of children.
p0nk | May 12, 2009 at 11:08 am
She learned that first pose from Heidi Montag
stu | May 12, 2009 at 11:09 am
you’ve got to be pretty damn desperate to have an affair with someone who’s hole is sloppy loose after pumped out 8 kids. and she acts like a bitch to boot. maybe she gives the worlds best hummer?
Censor | May 12, 2009 at 11:09 am
I like how you have to dash-out the word FUCKING to make the site safe for little kids. Never mind that you say fuck a million other times, but you gotta star-out the headline like total pussies.
sisiy smith | May 12, 2009 at 11:10 am
Recently I found a hot club
– SeekingTall.com –
Just for hot tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your lover.
Karen | May 12, 2009 at 11:14 am
Why does she do her hair like that? Does anyone know? I doubt anyone’s doing her, based on the hair alone.
Deacon Jones | May 12, 2009 at 11:14 am
lol….
Max Payne would know what to do with her
Edna Bambrick | May 12, 2009 at 11:17 am
#8 has been reported.
ROUGH--king of chat | May 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
SNEAK! of course shes doing dirt on that needle dick dweeb!
Janey | May 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
Does Kate know that a merkin ain’t meant for her head?
dyde | May 12, 2009 at 11:28 am
Her mouth is cramped in that position after a weekend with the bodyguard.
Chuck Nunchuck | May 12, 2009 at 11:28 am
#14, I’m happy to see someone else knows what a merkin is. I have a gold one with dreads.
n | May 12, 2009 at 11:32 am
“you’re circle becomes smaller and smaller…edward scissorhands become your barber”
FRIST!!! | May 12, 2009 at 11:37 am
God, where have I been? Who the hell are Jon and Kate??? Please someone tell me!!
Giggles | May 12, 2009 at 11:45 am
Maybe it’s time for her to get out of this whole “reality” thing because it’s biting her hard. (And # 3 Jessy — that assumes you even can.)
Jeff | May 12, 2009 at 11:46 am
They need a Jon and Kate “Beach Getaway”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrNJHTWVyA
Zippy | May 12, 2009 at 11:49 am
She look like she has a decent rack, nice mouth. I’d do her.
KG | May 12, 2009 at 11:52 am
Great photo #1. It appears someone’s giving her head under the table. Maybe it’s her bodyguard.
Andy | May 12, 2009 at 11:54 am
Good choice – a professional security footsoldier, fully armed and wearing a kevlar vest, MIGHT have a chance to survive Kate’s fanged vagina. It’s a niche genre in porn called “Cunt Hunter.”
dirk | May 12, 2009 at 11:57 am
Kate plus an 8″ Security Guard Shlong
RichPort's Ghost | May 12, 2009 at 11:58 am
Here, she’s demonstrating just why angry women give the best head.
Guy Sanducci | May 12, 2009 at 12:08 pm
It’s got to be a fucking NIGHTMARE down there.
NP | May 12, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Hair looks TERRIBLE.
James Hatte | May 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Did she get a boob job too? Looks like it.
grobpilot | May 12, 2009 at 12:38 pm
#12: Edna, you fuckin’ whore! Welcome back. Report this, I dare you.
tanya | May 12, 2009 at 12:40 pm
She’s a cunt.
Gotta love her reverse mullet hairstyle! HA!
RichPort's Ghost | May 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm
#29 – Edna can’t talk now… her mouth is full… of my cock…
HEY! No teeth, bitch!
Zamfir master of the pan flute | May 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
so the BG is playing hide the salami with the bitch …… hehehe……. hope he doesn’t fall in and hurt himself
skippy | May 12, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I figured her problem was: [ long hard pole]. Guess Jon must be packin’ a cap gun.
Looks like she has a brand new set of cans to boot
venom | May 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm
SHE GETS THE AWARD FOR WORST HAIRCUT EVER CREATED!
Why are American women getting stupid, ugly boy haircuts?
___ | May 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Based on her hair one would assume she was from Riverside or San Bernardino county. Sweet Inland Empire doo. HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jen | May 12, 2009 at 1:19 pm
business in the back … fun on one side ….retarded sheepdog on the other
___ | May 12, 2009 at 1:20 pm
#34,
I think it might have started in England with Victoria Beckham. How unoriginal, just blame it on America. Friggin douchebag…
Yeah | May 12, 2009 at 1:27 pm
She’s a MILP.
jebus H. | May 12, 2009 at 1:28 pm
dear lord ,….what next .. …she starred in a Japanese bukkake film?
Io | May 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm
she needs to fire the hairstylist who came up witht he fuck me-finger in the light socket hairdo. and I’d watch the swingers show. twould be far more entertaining.
yodolayheehoo | May 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm
#7 Since when does having a c-section make your hole “sloppy loose”? Have six kids at one time usually isn’t done naturally especially if it’s in vitro… dumbass. And who the fuck cares if she’s boning her security guard? Have you seen her husband? His hair line is so receded, you can’t even find it!
BUffon fan | May 12, 2009 at 1:49 pm
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T a l l c o n n e c t . Co m____ ,really?
whay | May 12, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Good…have your time now that your scumbag slope husband screwed around on you. It’s just a shame with the kids.
kitty | May 12, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Did she get a boob job?
kitty | May 12, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Did she get a boob job?
Savalas | May 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm
#41. You’re wrong. On every point.
Nonny | May 12, 2009 at 2:00 pm
You know I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this, and I mean it from the heart. Ew.
shameus | May 12, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I wouldn’t go anywhere near that fly trap…she’s got a wood chipper down there
Mike | May 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I think that jon doesnt have the size she needs down there after 8 kids and is ok that she is looking for a bigger d…k at home…. if you can find it…. call me i got 9.5″ for you :-)
john john | May 12, 2009 at 2:43 pm
who knows maybe the reason shes a bitch towards john is becuz she knows hes been whoring around ?
i dont blame u woman go get urself some !
ur hawter than a firecracker……