Kate Bosworth is my kind of actress

March 28th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Kate Bosworth knows how to tackle tough scenes – with gallons upon gallons of booze. As if chasing after my own heart, Kate talked to People about how she handled her love scene with Jim Sturgess in their new movie 21:

“We were both so drunk,” the Superman Returns star said. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

Jim Sturgess doesn’t even remember doing the scene:

“We were on Grey Goose, I think,” said the British actor. “It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink … it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point.”

So, wait, getting shit-faced and falling over is technically considered acting? Damn, where’s my Oscar? I don’t remember anything since 2003. Hey, where’d this wedding band come from? And who this little kid by my desk? Somebody fetch my whiskey mug so I can sort this out. *sips* Much better. Now I can get back to what I do best: typing with my forehead. *bang bang bang* Britney’s vagina *bang bang bang* Holy crap, boobs!

And that’s the story of how The Superficial Writer does his job. The End.

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  1. caljenna66

    ROFLMAO @ 31!!!!!

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  2. Hhahahahaahahaha Knee Ya Ha Ha, you pretending to be me is actually some pretty fucking funny shit. I can’t stop laughing at that last post were you were pretending to be me. Seriously dude, you are funny as fuck. Hhahahahahahaha, right on.

  3. gadjo

    she ain’t way too skinny .. you people are way too fat so she’s way below average

    besides that, she seems fun and has a sweet face.. like that Scarlet Johansen girl before she started looking like a worn out ho.

  4. E.T.

    She’s got an alien head.

  5. That’s so sexy and hot .She is so pretty .I saw her always dating in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Dose she had searched her new love in this site?Dose she really has a new baby?

  6. alex

    47 and 53 are you people blind? she has the posture of an old granny, the face of gollum and ears that stick out like a freakin monkey. her “high cheekbones” are due to her skin being stretched over her skeletal face with no fat underneath. if she wasnt a celeb she would have already been hospitalized for malnutrition. she’s been lookin busted ever since orlando bloom got her hooked on god knows what drugs.

  7. xc

    i think she looked better a few years ago when she was in blue crush and win a date with tad hamilton but she still looks nice, good for her.

  8. xc

    i think she looked better a few years ago when she was in blue crush and win a date with tad hamilton but she still looks nice, good for her.

  9. Juaqin Ingles

    LOL at all the fat chicks trying to convince themselves this girl is emaciated.

  10. alex

    ^ LOL yeah i prefer holocaust chic, too! what are all those fatties thinking!! and the camera adds 15 pounds, so i bet she is even more sexy in person!!

  11. Anal Fistula

    she’s so hot. plus she has one brown iris and one blue iris, so that’s just even hotter.

  12. She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity dating site called WEALTHYLOVES.c o m. Is that you?

  13. Grunion

    For gods sake woman eat something.

  14. Tom

    “I’m a white woman. In social situations, I am able to discuss only the best ways to get drink and how hot people look. I can also give you good diet tips. For more info on what my tits look like, please visit my MySpace page, where I will be happy to give you a peek. You don’t like that bitch [insert white woman's "Heidi" here, all white women have an archrival as they love drama] do you??”

    whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

  15. kitty_kat

    She used to be cute before she became a skeleton.

  16. Shit Face

    First.

  17. Shit Face

    Hey Tom, keep that spam coming and it’s going to be lynching time again.

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