Kate Bosworth is my kind of actress

March 28th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Kate Bosworth knows how to tackle tough scenes – with gallons upon gallons of booze. As if chasing after my own heart, Kate talked to People about how she handled her love scene with Jim Sturgess in their new movie 21:

“We were both so drunk,” the Superman Returns star said. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

Jim Sturgess doesn’t even remember doing the scene:

“We were on Grey Goose, I think,” said the British actor. “It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink … it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point.”

So, wait, getting shit-faced and falling over is technically considered acting? Damn, where’s my Oscar? I don’t remember anything since 2003. Hey, where’d this wedding band come from? And who this little kid by my desk? Somebody fetch my whiskey mug so I can sort this out. *sips* Much better. Now I can get back to what I do best: typing with my forehead. *bang bang bang* Britney’s vagina *bang bang bang* Holy crap, boobs!

And that’s the story of how The Superficial Writer does his job. The End.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. Meaghan

    too skinny.

  2. I’ve seen more curves on a pencil.

  3. JM

    Irregardless of her drinking habits, she is the funnest celebrity to be around. Not like all the other loosers.


  4. KillMONTAG

    bit of the skinny side. Sounds like a fun broad though.

  5. I for one, think she’s gorgeous. Not sure who she is, but then again, I’m not sure who I am. Grey Goose though, a girl after my own heart..

  6. O-E

    Gesh… I’d have to get drunk to get with her too.. What a heffer..

  7. “it just became sloppy and messy”

    That happens, irregardless of the booze. If you do it right.

  8. SeXy

    She’s got a rockin’ body. Little waist, nice sized titties and ass….fucking perfect.

  9. Director

    [an hour and a half into filming the scene] “Um…Kate, sweetie? Yeah, very nice and all that, but I’m quite sure ass to mouth wasn’t in the script. What? Well I don’t care what Frist said, it’s not the type of thing you do with a guy you just met.”

  10. Danielle

    Yeah, #8. Just one question??

    Where’s this ass that you’re referring to??

    Is it invisible?? Did she eat it while on she was high on grey goose??

    Speaking of which, what IS in that grey goose? Tuberculosis??

    Chick looks waaaay out of it in pics 7 & 8. I wonder if she realizes she’s about to makeout with what appears to be a tranny.

  11. RENEE

    She’s way too skinny, but I still think she is one of Hollywood’s way under rated stars as far as beauty is concerned; I think she’s stunning. If she put on about 25 lbs she would be perfection.

  12. Cindy

    Too bad they were drinking instead of eating, because Kate could have been very helpful with the food that got stuck in his teeth.

  13. Barack

    She weighs less than one of Kim K’s buttcheeks. On the positive side, there’s none of the hair and smell.

  14. edit

    Jim Sturgess doesn’t even remember doing the scene:

    “We were on Grey Goose, I think,” said the British actor. “It was brilliant for about half and an hour. As we continued to drink … it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point. I don’t even remember strangling her with the electrical cord after she made eye contact while I was ejaculating.”

  15. Richard McBeef

    she needs a sandwich.

  16. lipper

    I loved her in the “The Note book, and funny as one of the “Mean Girls” queenbee. She really is underrated. But she was SOO much prettier with a few more pounds on her. Its a shame she lost ALL her curves. Still, I think she’s gorgeous overall.

  17. Rat

    I saw her on Regis and Kelly she is so skinny, her legs wobble and she almost cannot stand on her own, she is extremely anorexic, weighs less than 90 pounds, and probably will die within the year.
    Too bad she was cute as hell in Blue Crush!

  18. charlie

    @ 10

    That chick she is with is actually supermodel Helena Christensen. Those are bad photos because she is actually bangin’ for her age.

  19. Grey Goose for everyone!!

  20. Orange

    @ 10-Danielle
    She looks way out of it in pics 7 & 8? It’s called laughing. Your face tends to break out into a big smile* and your eyes sometimes get sqinty.

    *mouth opens to reveal teeth. The larger the mouth opens, the bigger the smile.

  21. sydney

    @16. NO.

  22. The Skipper too

    For the love of mike…irregardless is NOT a word…. And she is way to skinny.

  23. The Skipper too

    For the love of mike…irregardless is NOT a word…. And she is way to skinny.

  24. Well, if she was in mean girls I don’t like her anymore..

    That makes no sense. I make no sense. I am leaving now..

  25. Gilligan

    #23/24 – we could care less.

  26. nipolian

    D-Day (Bruce McGill): War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
    Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
    Otter (Tim Matheson): [whispering] Germans?
    Boon (Peter Riegert): Forget it, he’s rolling.
    Bluto: And it ain’t over now. ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough… [thinks hard] the tough get goin’! Who’s with me? Let’s go! [runs out, alone; then returns] What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where’s the spirit? Where’s the guts, huh? “Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer -
    Otter: Dead! Bluto’s right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part.
    Bluto: We’re just the guys to do it.
    D-Day: Let’s do it.
    Bluto: LET’S DO IT!!

  27. 16…

    She was not in ‘the Notebook’ or ‘Mean Girls.’ That was Rachel McAdams.

    They look similar, except Rachel McAdams actually has an ass instead of two toothpicks that connect directly to her spine.


  28. what the fuck?

    She sounds like fun? You guys must be 14 year olds waiting for an old man outside the liquor store to buy your booze in an effort to be cool. People drink to fuck easier every day. This boring broad is no different.

  29. lipper

    Oops! Damn. My bad. Forgive.. oh hell.

    …mumbles so embarrassed. NOW I see the issues.. lol.

  30. #29

    I dunno. After a certain amount of drinking, it doesn’t get easier. It just causes more regret. This, in turn, causes one to drink more, which leads to poorer judgment in selecting partners, which causes more drinking to numb the pain, and eventually…

    you become Meaghan.

  31. Meaghan

    I wish her the best for her future with Tom & little Suri.

  32. Syndie

    Yeah she’s thin. She won’t be thick and unattractive as she gets older. Gee, what a shame.

  33. nipolian


    It’s Friday.
    It’s springtime.
    and it’s 291 minutes until cocktail hour.

  34. lipper

    Great #31. You are NOT going to ruin my fun tonight!

    … I’ll be eyeing my next shot with contempt, at least for a few seconds, but SOMEHOW I’ll manage to throw it back while mumbling the words “Anything but Meaghan” and try not to shiver violently.

  35. Meaghan

    I eat a salad for lunch every day because I put really good things into my salad. Not all of it is really that good for me, but most of it is and it is much much better than what I ate before.

    From that I eased my way into healthier salads. One of my real weaknesses is salami. I know that if I put a few slices of salami into a salad (small thin slices) I am much more likely to eat and enjoy the salad, paving the way for me to be willing to do so again.

    Find something comparable that you really like and put it in your salad. Make it taste really good and then also put in really healthy things and then ease into having more of the really healthy things and less of the bad but yummy things. Spinach is now one of my favorite things to eat.!!!!!!!!

    not that you care, but ill be an inspiration to others here.

  36. veggi

    31 aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!! become….meaghan….gasp….catching…breath… ahahahaha!!

    anyway, I need a drink!

  37. Todd

    Regardless of how she looks, she is a HORRIBLE actress. I remember going to see Superman Returns in 3D. She was so mind-numbingly bad as Lois Lane, it made me long for the good old days when Margot Kidder played Lois Lane, and actors actually CARED about the characters they were playing, and not about just how they looked.

  38. Don’t you mean “irregardless”??

  39. I wouldn’t pay $4K for this chick, irregardlessly of her age.

  40. Auntie Kryst

    @27 Nipolean, there’s a good band tonight at the Dexter Lake Club. Otis loves us!!

  41. cate

    Okay, I’m sorry, but why the FUCK would she drink herself silly to get it on with fucking JIM STURGESS??????
    I would want to be sober for every goddamn minute of that scene. seriously.
    Him, on the other hand… well, looking at her nasty bony bod, I could see why he would want to be hammered.

  42. Randal

    She is stunning with her hair back, esposing her high cheek bones and nibble-like ear lobes. Can’t say I’ve seen her in any movies but this 21 might be worth watching if her acting skills are as top notch as her fashion presentation.

    Someone to look out for in the industry? Possibly!


  43. Emily

    It probably only took her one shot to get drunk.

  44. Meaghan

    On the issue of Bras, ladies, the plus size bras are as comfortable as anything I’ve found, and are really inexpensive.

    Also, fruit of the loom has come out with a plus size line of bras, one has no under wire, and aren’t bad for comfort.

    The best I ever owned, was the one I bought from a high end lingerie shop. They had a fitter on staff, and she then made recommendations…I was very sad the day I had to get rid of the bra. If you can afford it, get one of these shops to recommend one for you, the money was well worth it.

    However, I order through the Just My Size catalog, and have finally found a style that provides me with the comfort and lift that I desire.I always take out the wire, because they hurt to wear them. I have found that I like sports bras the best so far, but I now need to find some comfortable sexy bras myself.

    Are there any chats that are focused on this offered here?

  45. alex

    damnn wtf happened??

    she was so good looking in that movie blush crush

  46. Stacy

    Her face is amazing. High cheeks and great bone structure. *Envious*. She isn’t anorexic skinny. She is thin though.

    She is also way lucky. She gets a love scene with Jim!! That guy is the hottest man on this Earth. I would not get drunk if I had to have a scene with this man.

  47. farty_mcshitface

    #47, you are incorrect. she IS anorexic. she has about as much body on her as an olsen twin fart.

  48. EuroNeckPain

    “irregardless” ? Is George Bush posting on this forum ?

  49. yes he is, and ill get Nukular on your ass if i get any lip.

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