Kate Bosworth in Italian Vogue and other news

- Robert Downey Jr. just waved his cock in the face of everyone that counted him out for snorting coke while dressed like Wonder Woman. [Lainey Gossip]

- David Letterman to Tiger Woods: “Stop calling me for advice.” [PopEater]

- Tila Tequila in the most shocking pics I’ve ever seen of her. (Read: Her tits are almost covered up.) [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kate Gosselin tries to remain relevant. Which reminds me: THANK YOU, TIGER WOODS. [Just Jared]

- Jessica Simpson has officially gone off the deep end. [PopSugar]

- Khloe Kardashian apparently got in a fight with a tranny. So she punched herself? I’m confused. [Celebslam]

- Hailey Glassman calls Jon Gosselin a “monster.” [Betty Confidential]

- Audrina Patridge succumbs to the reality that wonk-tit maintenance doesn’t grow on trees. [Splash News]

- Tiger Woods won’t be a Gatorade flavor anymore which is sad considering my love of ice-cold Vegas skank water. [Wonderwall]

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Photos: Vogue Italia