Kate Bosworth in a Bikini

April 20th, 2010 // 109 Comments

I swear I didn’t mean to turn this into The Kate Bosworth-Ficial, but here she is in Palm Springs yesterday making a strong case for tiny implants. And, yes, that is Alexander Skarsgard grabbing her weird ass which proves he should’ve been cast as Thor. No, really, he might as well be wielding a giant hammer, telling me to prepare for a plundering. — Can I start over?

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  1. first

    first

  2. I hate to "Click Here"

    She has more sharp edges than a set of Ginsu knives.

  3. Rita Repulsa

    First!!!! Not hot!

  4. Andrew

    First

  5. bar room hero

    I used to dig this chick…but I don’t think I do anymore.

    Too skinny.

  6. bar room hero

    I used to dig this chick…but I don’t think I do anymore

    Too skinny.

  7. pimp

    i’d eat her ass…but that’s it.

  8. justifiable

    Hah, that’s one lazy-ass hardly-worth-the-effort-but-it’s-within-reach-so-WTF grab!

    Unfortunately she’s like a lot of women with eating disorders, she’s thin and all that, but she sure doesn’t look healthy. She’d look a helluva lot better if she weren’t so afraid to gain 10-15 lbs, because then she might actually have the strength to acquire a litle muscle tone.

  9. Deacon Jones

    whew, i’m going the other way on this. SHe’d be a good fuck substitute for the high school girls I uncontrollable slobber over at the beach..

  10. lilycat

    good lord this gal has ZERO cellulite. lucky her. SMOKIN natural body. don’t get implants girl…you look amazing.

  11. lilycat

    good lord this gal has ZERO cellulite. lucky her. SMOKIN natural body. don’t get implants girl…you look amazing.

  12. Jim Rome

    When did Kate Bosworth turn hot again? She hasn’t looked this good since Blue Crush.

  13. BitemeBitche$

    #’s 3 and 4 NOT!!!. Too bad, learn to count!! Girl has 2 BB’s on a pie pan for a chest. Needs help.

  14. Gweb

    Too goddamned skinny!

  15. dp

    #10 and #12, are you serious?! there is nothing hot about her angular, anorexic body. no curves at all. she looked a million times better in blue crush!

    i can’t believe orlando used to date this washed-out, unattractive twig. he’s better off with miranda kerr, that’s for sure.

    • The Inquisition

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA Its funny how faceless, nameless people like you hate on beautiful women on the internet, in a defensive effort to seem powerful, wanted, admired, and desired, and peel one layer off of that “mystery” and all you get is a loser. Sorry pal, I guess its sad to be you.

  16. Fat Chicks Suck

    She obviously has a very flat chest…but other than that she looks great. Nice tone body, great stomach, hot face. To the idiots saying she’d look better if she packed on 15 pounds of fat you’re crazy! It’s not like all of that weight would go right to her tits. She doesn’t look like she has an eating disorder at all to me – she just wasn’t blessed with naturally large breasts.

    She’s super hot but if all you care about are big tits then she’s definitely not for you.

  17. MikeD

    Terrible…

    If you take the above picture and hide the face you would swear that you were looking at a 12 year old boy in a bikini. Any respondant who says thats hot is a freaking sick fuck Pedophile.

  18. Keith

    Her waist looks like her hips. Don’t like that. Boxy shaped.

  19. sara

    She would look 1000 times better with implants IMO. not even big ones but something to make her look less like a little boy and more womanly.

  20. neptune

    Wow, since when does a non-curvy figure automatically equal anorexic? Look at her upper-arms, wrists, and knees. She does NOT look unhealthy. I think she looks great – wish my stomach was that flat!

  21. neptune

    @17 LMAO so are girls with rectangular figures doomed to celibacy? fuck you. also, a pedophile is not someone who is attracted to adult women. so the only people saying she’s hot are going to be other adults who understand that not all women are hour-glass shaped.

    • The Inquisition

      And not all Hourglass-shaped women are attractive, I mean, I’m sure I could find a curvy, voluptuous troll-faced, black-hearted one for all the haters on here to fuck, sure, I could do that!

  22. Vellum

    Implants? Are you kidding me? Implants would make her look cheap. Smaller but natural breasts give an impression of understated grace and elegance. Implants just desperately scream “look at me!” whereas natural breasts don’t need to scream anything….they show enough confidence and beauty to be sexy in their own right.

    I agree she looked much healthier in Blue Crush…that was a gorgeous weight for her and it’s a shame she’s so skinny now, but she does appear to have put on some weight since her anorexic-looking days and it’s a big improvement.

    Definitely one of the most naturally beautiful celebrities around….love to see more postings on her here!

  23. Valerie

    These pics makes me love my breasts even more than I already do.

  24. Sport

    I love your breasts, too Valerie.

  25. healthy

    #16. Fat chicks suck- you rock. I am so sick of people saying “she should gain 10 pounds” when they really mean I wish she had huge tits. If this girl had huge natural boobs no one would say shit. Overweight people choose to overeat and while I feel badly for their plight to an extent many of them act like slim girls choose to have small boobs and small hips. When the reality is that girls who are slim would just look out of shape if they gained weight and the fat would go to their thighs or stomach. Many in fact just can’t gain more weight without force feeding, and why the heck would they want to do that? I mean it may be America’s favorite pass time but that doesn’t make it healthy. Life isn’t an all you can eat buffet and the truth is you need very little fat to be healthy. I love how people try to convince themselves otherwise, but fat is not useful like muscle. Look at Olympic athletes, how much fat do you see?

    In Highschool Girls and boob men always told me I was too thin. Funny leg men and butt men thought I looked just fine. I was a late bloomer and got C cups in the summer before college and even though I have remained the same weight no one EVER says I look too thin. Infact in I weigh about 7 pounds less than I did in highschool, but no one notices because of the boobage, it’s friggin pathetic. “Oh you look so healthy now”. What a load of shit, you mean I have boobs for you to stare at now you big losers.

    And why does everyone say real women have curves as if slim girls aren’t real woman. People have such contempt for thin girls and it’s truly pathetic and transparent. I have never once been cruel to a person who is overweight, but I certainly cannot say the same in return. In highschool my overweight friends teased me relentlessly about my a cups, imagine me teasing them; that would not have gone over well. I had no desire to be mean, but the point remains I had NO choice about my boobs except wearing a padded bra and if you think SURGERY and stuffing chemical shit into your body is a valid choice your a fucking moron. If women paid as much attention to cock size as men do to tit size the vast majority of men would be getting penile implants. Instead most men spend all your time trying to get rich because of the gold digging whores out there. Heres a clue people take care of your goddamned bodies, stop confusing fat with health and find people who like you for who you are as a healthy stable decent person instead of trying to inflate yourself just to attract shallow pigs and bitches. HEALTH is BEAUTY.

  26. healthy

    #16. Fat chicks suck- you rock!!! I am so sick of people saying “she should gain 10 pounds” when they really mean I wish she had huge tits. If this girl had huge natural boobs no one would say shit. Overweight people choose to overeat and while I feel badly for their plight to an extent many of them act like slim girls choose to have small boobs and small hips. When the reality is that girls who are slim would just look out of shape if they gained weight and the fat would go to their thighs or stomach. Many in fact just can’t gain more weight without force feeding, and why the heck would they want to do that? I mean it may be America’s favorite pass time but that doesn’t make it healthy. Life isn’t an all you can eat buffet and the truth is you need very little fat to be healthy. I love how people try to convince themselves otherwise, but fat is not useful like muscle. Look at Olympic athletes, how much fat do you see?

    In Highschool Girls and boob men always told me I was too thin. Funny leg men and butt men thought I looked just fine. I was a late bloomer and got C cups in the summer before college and even though I have remained the same weight no one EVER says I look too thin. Infact in I weigh about 7 pounds less than I did in highschool, but no one notices because of the boobage, it’s friggin pathetic. “Oh you look so healthy now”. What a load of shit, you mean I have boobs for you to stare at now you big losers.

    And why does everyone say real women have curves as if slim girls aren’t real woman. People have such contempt for thin girls and it’s truly pathetic and transparent. I have never once been cruel to a person who is overweight, but I certainly cannot say the same in return. In highschool my overweight friends teased me relentlessly about my a cups, imagine me teasing them; that would not have gone over well. I had no desire to be mean, but the point remains I had NO choice about my boobs except wearing a padded bra and if you think SURGERY and stuffing chemical shit into your body is a valid choice your a fucking moron. If women paid as much attention to cock size as men do to tit size the vast majority of men would be getting penile implants. Instead most men spend all your time trying to get rich because of the gold digging whores out there. Heres a clue people take care of your goddamned bodies, stop confusing fat with health and find people who like you for who you are as a healthy stable decent person instead of trying to inflate yourself just to attract shallow pigs and bitches. HEALTH is BEAUTY.

    • The Inquisition

      More power to you – But trust me, you’ll get through to very few people. Save your breath, but people here are kind of one track minded, and thats no bother! Because its so easy to be better, to rise above this shit.

    • Cara

      So women are naturally slim and have naturally slim hips and shit but some women aren’t naturally bigger with bigger hips? Fuck this double standard. Some fat is as genetic as thin.

  27. healthy

    Wow that was long. Oh well a girl needs to vent. Sorry for the double post.

  28. Tek

    @ 26, 27, and 28

    … take a deep breath. It’s going to be OK. True she doesn’t look unhealthy, but don’t get mad when people state the obvious: she doesn’t have a figure. Not saying skinny shapeless girls = unattractive. I used to have a huge crush on Aaliyah. But this chick is meh, IMO. No harm no foul.

  29. Heather

    Do you seriously have no pictures with Skarsgard in them?
    For shame. D:

  30. healthy

    #29. Lol well first thanks for not making fun of my ranting post and yes I agree that she is just cute and sometimes I find her incredibly pretty, but she’s not va va voom gorgeous, but to me it’s about the look overall. Mila Kunis has a similar body, in fact even more thin than Kate, but Mila is a goddess because of her overall look. This bikini ain’t doing any wonders anyway, she could look crazy hot with a little volume and wave in her hair and a sexier bikini. The bikini is a 12 year olds bikini, but her body is a young slim woman’s body. All you can do is work with what you’ve got and sure it’s fine to state the obvious or just to state your preference and taste as you did, but a lot of people state things viciously which is kind of pointless. I’m glad I was once a flat nerdy girl with glasses, because it gave me a real insight into how shallow people can be and made me try my best not to be that way. After all I was the same person all along, but it sure was funny to see the same guys that picked on me kissing my ass and asking me out. Anyway I married a fellow nerd turned hottie so we got the last laugh in the end.

  31. Jon

    She looks like a teen boy in a blond wig.

  32. nottoothin

    I agree with Healthy. When did pounds and pounds of body lard and rolls of flab come to = good health?

    Sure, you need some bodyfat but it is obvious from looking at Kate’s butt and thighs that she has enough. Kate is just flat-chested. If Kate gained 15lb of lard she would look like shit and feel like shit and would most likely still have no boobs.

  33. Maxi

    Small natural breasts are 10 times better than silicone pumped up pneumatic false fronts.

  34. Paul

    Never mind the size of her T&A, we’ve finally found a chick with grosser hand veins than Angelina Jolie. Pic 6 = I think this woman could snap my hand in two whilst thumb wrestling.

  35. dostum good thanks

  36. wuuut?

    Plainest. Face. EVER.

    also @34: what about small natural boobs v. huge natural knockers? The answer is obvious.

  37. eirin

    She has the weirdest bodyshape ever.

  38. udunome

    heres the thing, Kate looked great in Blue Crush, and she had about 10 to 15 lbs more on her, some was muscle aslo

    She just looks paper thin here, and its not attractive

    I dont care what you say about skinny people, some people look better and more healthy with a little more weight on them

    Its not about getting fat and being unhealthy, its the fact that being too SKINNY can be UNHEALTHY

    Get it?

  39. Melanie

    Why aren’t there more pictures of Skarsgaard? I mean…you do have female readers and we need some hot topless pics too…you don’t even have to star anything out for us!

  40. Girl

    #39 Agreed. I dont think Kate is unhealthy skinny tho, she seems normal. Giulianna Rancic on the other hand… I feel bad for her. She can’t get pregnant and had to gain wait to increase her chances… good luck for that but she is clearly emaciated and probably screwed up the baby maker.

  41. kelly

    @26 wow im a girl and I think im in love!! I agree with you 100% I hate how fat people say real women have curves well what about naturally thin people? Just because im naturally thin im not a real women? Get a grip! It just seemed to be thats coming from a place of jealousy and envious and its sad! Kate has the one of the most beautiful faces in Hollywood! And her body is amazing shes tall and slim and perfect! However, I do think she looked better in blue brush she was athletic and strong!

  42. Tek

    @31
    I understand where you’re coming from. When it comes to judgmental folks they’re so quick to go to extremes; you’re either FAT or ANOREXIC. That’s it. And I agree about Mila, she’s ridiculously gorgeous, but like Kate she looked better with a few more lbs on her, IMO, and it’s not like neither one of them ever had rolls of fat.

    In the end it doesn’t make much of a difference to me as long as you have a pretty face. Give me a Beyonce or a Natalie Portman and I’m good either way. xD

  43. jared

    @43 Beyonce and Natalie arent even from the same planets! Natalie is a goddess with the most gorgeous face ever with soo much class and talented god bless her! And Beyonce her face is not pretty she has that smile that shows her gums YIKES! And her nose is big and her body is well average and shes a country tacky girl when she talks shes sounds so ignorant and tacky! But shes a great performer and good singer

  44. rita

    ugh…her figure is unfortunate. her butt is good but from the waist up, meh,

  45. Reason

    She was hot in Blue Crush. Now, not hot!

  46. tony romo

    fap “class A+” material

  47. Cessy

    Kate needs to seriously do some squats. She may be thin but that doesn’t mean she’s in shape. Girl could use some B implants. And her waist is nonexistent, not hott.

  48. sgfgffd

    I have a friend who is obsessed with her, like thinks she is the most beautiful girl ever & desires to look like her. I don’t get it….. well, no, I do..she has that “rich woman” look. Like skinny, thin blond hair, always annoyed look (oh life is so hard when you have everything…)

  49. Tek

    @44
    Sigh. You pretty much proved the first half of my last comment. We’ll just have to agree to disagree. My point was to compare two completely different women’s looks, yet I still happen to find them both attractive.

    ANYWAY, as I said before… Kate is meh.

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