Kate Beckinsale thinks mastery in the bedroom gets her out of the kitchen – HILARIOUS!

Kate Beckinsale is full of gems. First, she said she’d rather eat pussy than sushi. Now, she’s telling Glamour magazine that her awesome skills in the sack give her a free pass from sandwich making. Ha! But, no, seriously, who let her speak in public?:

“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

So, by Kate Beckinsale’s logic, if your wife is an awesome cook, you’re allowed to bring prostitutes into the house. I’m in. Someone get me Rachael Ray in a wedding dress and two tickets to Vegas. Holy cow, I can almost smell the hookers and pot roast!

Photos: Splash News