Kate Beckinsale was spotted doing some squats outside her gym in Brentwood yesterday morning. At least I think they’re squats. Whatever they are they involve a giant rubber band. And a raging hardon. But that’s on my end. It’s hard for me to see a thick green rubber band like that and not get one. God forbid I walk into an Office Depot unprepared.
And just in case you’ve forgotten here’s Kate Beckinsale and Kate Beckinsale and one more of Kate Beckinsale. Becauese if there’s one thing I know, it’s that Kate Beckinsale’s name is Kate Beckinsale.
jane's eyre | August 17, 2006 at 7:56 pm
I think this makes it 3 times that you’ve posted this same “story”, Mr. Superficial.
strzchick04 | August 17, 2006 at 7:56 pm
first
strzchick04 | August 17, 2006 at 7:56 pm
first
strzchick04 | August 17, 2006 at 7:56 pm
first
strzchick04 | August 17, 2006 at 7:57 pm
Ooops…not first. oH well and yeah this story is getting pretty old
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 17, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Either this broad worksout in front of the same shop wearing the exact same clothes everyday, or Mr. Fish is desperately trying to stretch the story with stock photos. I guess the latter.
Darwina | August 17, 2006 at 8:02 pm
That’s what I was just going to say #6 :p
Either way, not interesting. Unless her pants spit and her dong pops out. There’s a story.
Darwina | August 17, 2006 at 8:03 pm
Er, split, even. And she seriously needs to wash her hair or something.
Tanor | August 17, 2006 at 8:04 pm
She is doing the hindu squat. It’s a lot harder than it looks. Try doing 50 and you will feel the burn the next day.
ScriptRadar | August 17, 2006 at 8:18 pm
I’d love to squat on her. Or her on me. Either one will do.
indescribable.romance | August 17, 2006 at 8:34 pm
If she has a gym right there, why doesn’t she try…going in?
Oh, well.
Nameless | August 17, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Not very neccessary, && to #7, with the rate she keeps using this outfit, I’m pretty sure your ideal story will come true.
alaskanchicsickle | August 17, 2006 at 8:43 pm
It must be nice to be so rich you can pay the gym membership and then not bother to actually enter it. You should see how much they spend on their dogs to go get a massage and go to a doggy gym. I would like to get a job as Matthew McCaughnehy’s towel girl……….Matt call me, I need a job with benefits.
Gryffydd | August 17, 2006 at 8:45 pm
She needs to quit doing squats wherever that is and start doing them on my face.
Tits_McGhee | August 17, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Who cares???
Fatass.
sharkbite | August 17, 2006 at 9:08 pm
I’m sick of hearing about her and her exercise. Sit on a couch and pop back some cheetos already.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
nc72 | August 17, 2006 at 10:07 pm
The more outside squats the better. Kate is yummy!
http://www.exposay.com/kate-beckinsale-click-los-angeles-premiere/p/3377/47/
RichPort | August 17, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Excellent.. I just managed to successfully Photoshop my naked self underneath her in that last pic. I mean , with that look on her face, how could I not? I also ‘clarified’ the size of my joint, and included the same disclaimer that’s written on side view mirrors. I’m working on #3 now, but it’s not easy to blend that pic with the one of me pissing on a campfire , blasting a revolver in each hand like Yosemite Sam while I howl at the moon. Fucking weed and tequila… and on a work night no less…
Team OJ | August 17, 2006 at 10:35 pm
Damn i’d bet there is a sequel to Hollow Man in there somewhere.Or an incredibly boring porno featuring no sex and no cock.
TriStateSucka | August 17, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Who the fuck is Kate Beckinsale and why do I know her name. I don’t know her or why she’s famous but I hate her already. Go away. You’re so average it’s disgusting.
AmandatheWonderful | August 17, 2006 at 11:06 pm
Who gives a flying fuck? I can go do that all day long in front of my trailer with a Richport, Newport, whatthehellever, under me and get a hell of a lot more satisfaction out of it than I did looking at these pictures. Whatthefuckever, I can’t believe I wasted 30 seconds of my life typing a response to this shit they call a story. Oh hell, there go another 5 seconds. What a vicious fucking cycle!
artmonkey3000 | August 17, 2006 at 11:29 pm
She must be toning up to make another horrible movie about werewolves fighting rubberfags.
alaskanchicsickle | August 17, 2006 at 11:38 pm
@18 I <3 you!
clarknova | August 17, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Oh, please, Superficial, not the same story again. I’d better save your freaking site on my computer to read it offline over and over, I won’t miss a damn thing and won’t pay for the freaking DSL.
Sir Psycho Sexy | August 18, 2006 at 12:13 am
Absolutely nothing wrong with that fine ass. I’d hit it, hard.
CelebSlam.com | August 18, 2006 at 12:53 am
I think she’s doing this shit on purpose.
http://www.celebslam.com
ChickenScratch | August 18, 2006 at 1:49 am
What the fuck….
AGAIN?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Giggles | August 18, 2006 at 2:30 am
this is boring
HolisticWisdomcom | August 18, 2006 at 3:02 am
Ah, the dreaded Hindu squat. I do that in my Kick Boxing class. I think she does it outside so she can wobble easily to her car afterward… I mean that is what I do after 50 of those babies!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
gregsuarez | August 18, 2006 at 8:20 am
Those are the biggest goddamn feet I’ve ever seen on a woman! She might as well play a werewolf-fighting clown in her next movie.
I have to agree with a previous post: she is doing this on purpose. While most celebrities want to pack all the paparazzi into WWII-style concentration camps and personally turn on the gas, she seems to want to cuddle with them.
SuperShallow | August 18, 2006 at 9:06 am
Mr. SuperFish, I think she’s doing this just for you. You can keep it to yourself now….I don’t give a damn about her flat stomach, skinny thighs and little tight ass….no, I don’t care at all.
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 9:38 am
I just don’t have anything at all to say about this. there’s no potential for wisecracks– she’s not fat, she’s not emaciated (in fact she’s pretty much one of the healthiest mirror-kissers I’ve seen in years); I can’t tell you one movie or tv show she’s been in so I can’t make fun of her work; I don’t know who she’s dating or married to, so I can’t make fun of that; she’s exercising and not chasing the dragon or pounding shots of Absinthe so I can’t make any addiction jokes; no criminal past to guffaw over……AH HA!!!! She’s a boring fucking stick!!!! See, I knew there was something. She’s Miss Goody Fucking Two Shoes, a regular Sandra Fucking Dee.
Anie900 | August 18, 2006 at 9:51 am
Well as shes hot i don’t really mind the repetitiveness…egh..cause i’d much rather look at a picture of her every time i come to this site than a picture of pam anderson -ever.
ReelWorld | August 18, 2006 at 10:00 am
She’s hot, yes. But her filmography is crap. Two Underworld movies and she’s married to the guy who directed them. I must admit I am also getting a bad sense of deja vu over this story. How many friggin times do we need an article about her doing the exact same thing, wearin the exact same outfit in front of the exact same gym?? At least if she was topless it’d be an improvement!!
ImSuicidal | August 18, 2006 at 10:09 am
Hey blogger fans, while the Superfish is trying to figure out which story to rehash, come on over to:
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
You’ll see a “PENELOPE CRUZ NIP SLIP”.
You’ll read the “Top Ten Reasons Owen Wilson Is Better Than Chris Robinson” taken exculsively from Kate’s private dairy!
You’ll marvel at the tow-headed man/boy “Who
SEES DRUNK PEOPLE!!!
That and so much more!!!
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86 | August 18, 2006 at 11:10 am
She should take this act on the road.
BestNameEver | August 18, 2006 at 12:36 pm
I gotta side with Mr. Superfish on this–there IS a story somewhere with all these damn outside squats she’s doing. There has to be a method to this madness. You don’t just do squats outside the gym every day for no damn reason. Perhaps Oliver Stone has promised her a role in his next movie, if only she’ll get caught doing 5,386 squats in less than a year–you know, just to see if she’ll actually do it.
BestNameEver | August 18, 2006 at 12:37 pm
I gotta side with Mr. Superfish on this–there IS a story somewhere with all these damn outside squats she’s doing. There has to be a method to this madness. You don’t just do squats outside the gym every day for no damn reason. Perhaps Oliver Stone has promised her a role in his next movie, if only she’ll get caught doing 5,386 squats in less than a year–you know, just to see if she’ll actually do it.
Haroof | August 18, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Is there any reason this attention whore can’t do this inside the gym?
Can’t stand this chick.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 18, 2006 at 2:14 pm
She looks like she’s being trained on how to take a shit in the woods.
RichPort | August 18, 2006 at 2:26 pm
#23 – Thanks. You’re pretty funny yourself.
Capt.Hero | August 18, 2006 at 10:04 pm
#32 jrzmommy:
Next time you have nothing to say about something, do us all a favor and don’t say anything instead of rambling on aimlessly you stupid cunt. You do realize you’re the most annoying poster out here right?
Now go fellate your husband like a good little mommy should.
thesarahficial | August 18, 2006 at 10:17 pm
That last picture looks like she’s having sex with an invisible man
KelKel | August 21, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Last picture she looks like she took an invisible dump is more like it
missaddicted | August 22, 2006 at 1:10 am
Two words Kate – Mystic Tan
jrzmommy | August 22, 2006 at 6:32 am
Wow, Capatin Hero really put me in my place. Told me to go fellate my husband AND he even called me a stupid cunt. Now that’s a real man. A real, irrelevant, random-fuck, bitter, 2″ dick having man. Now, go back to whacking off to pictures of women you’ll never have like a good little sexually dysfunctional freak should.
DudeSlick | August 23, 2006 at 11:42 am
I thought Kate got some huge implants – where the fuck are they?
HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 1:03 pm
that’s hot…but, doesn’t she have a house to do those in?