Kate Beckinsale still can’t afford a real gym

Damn Kate, get back in the dark where good low lighting and makeup can make you look good on film. Now you look just like any other pasty faced white girl with rodent eyes.

No better than the girls in my neighborhood gym. But then again, she’s up against some young ones who haven’t dared squeeze out any puppies.

So props to the puppie expulsion and an exercise program to go along with your smoking fags and hiring some hooker to bang your husband.

Okay go on and suck down some LA smog for the paparazzi.

@49 I really like your handle.

@51 If you want to compare her to some young ones that have squeezed out pups; Britney Spears, Reese Witherspoon, Tara Reid, well ok,Tara hasn’t had kids, but Kate looks pretty damn good compared to her fucktarded ass. Kate’s looking pretty fine, but I agree that she’s a tad bit pale.

No gym and no personal trainer, she could be starting a new trend.

Crazy bitch. Lunges hurt like fuck. What the hell is she smoking?

People, please.

There are a lot of gyms that have exercise decks/patios/porches for calisthenic-type exercises, such as the ones Kate is seen doing here.

She’s not driving around town, looking for a bookstore to exercise in front of. It’s a trend. People like them.

Deal.

Kate Beckinsale = plain Jane

Kate Beckinsale is trapped in a Cindy Crawford workout video. Who does squats any more?

Or lunges even.

RE: #26 Talk about uncalled for! Jeez. It even speaks of me when I’m not around–true love. Great–another psychopath. Wonder if this one was homeschooled like the other twit. Must be a homeschooled one–they’re taking their rage out on honor students. Well, I’ll say my prayers that the Cancer Fairy visits #26 very very soon.

I have panties.

#60

Methinks “I Fucked Your Honor Student”, “Justin Igger”, and Shitface are one in the same. Apparently the world has a collective assholeness that some people are powerlessly drawn toward… other sophmoric members include GWB and Mel “Sugar Tits” Gibson…

Honor Student = Banana’s/Frog????

Why aren’t there any new stories on here?

I’m getting bored with jumping back and forth and refreshing.

I guess I’ll have to get ready for work and actually be on time today.

Thanks SuperFish Guy, you have completely ruined my day, you fruit salad head.

In her case it looks like doing squats outside without a gym has gotten her pretty far, she’s hot!

“Exercising” with her cell phone, her hair down (not pulled back so it doesn’t get in her way like most of us) and behemoth sunglasses outside at what appears to be the front of a building. Can this chick scream “LOOK AT ME!!!” more?

This is stupid, like critizicing someone for taking sunbaths under the real sun and not in a tan bed. Please, Superficial, get a grip.

I am so admired on this site, that everyone talks about me. I think I should start my own blog. And I’ll call it: “I can’t shut the fuck up”. Maybe then I can move out of the trailer and afford name-brand pantiliners.

She is incredibly delicious. In that noon sun, the meat is slow-broiled until the juices bubble over. The meat almost falls off the bone. Absolutely mouthwatering.

Oh, the genius who likes to sign on as other people is back (68). How original. It’s kind of early for you….what’s wrong? Did you have a bad dream about all the times you’ve been picked on for being “different” and you woke up in a bad mood? Or do you just have the shakes this morning from trying to drink away the ugliness in your life again and you couldn’t sleep? Either way, it’s really gotta suck to be you. Have a great day, fuckhead.

I am pretty sure I know where she works out. It’s in Los Angeles, in West L.A. area, between Santa Monica and Westwood and not that far from where OJ use to live and where Nicole and Ron were brutally murdered.

My comebacks in #70 are about as original as pancakes.

Ewwwww!!!!!! @69 – you are one sick demented psychopath. You crazy Silence of the Lambs fucker.

Re: Becks, I have to jump on the “it’s fun to work out outside” bandwagon. I run in the city on my lunch break and end the work out in a park where I do squats, push-ups, etc. It’s so nice to get out and breathe some fresh air after being cooped up in an a/c office all day. Yay for me!!!!

I’m in better shape than that dirty skank. My secret? A diet of Juarez tequila and ho-hos, and a steady regimen of cock-sucking. Or is cock-sucking more like part of my diet? Either way, I have an ass like a 24. And now you know.

obviously she’s being frugal in hopes that her financial savings can go towards my penis enlargement…

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@62 dont ever compare me to these motherfuckers i aint like them and dont even know who they is i am Justin Igger and will always be Justin Igger until the day i get shot down by some white Igger hating racist like yourself for real though

Kate works out outside, I fuck outside. Big Deal… NEXT!

Actually, she should try shooting an orphan in the face. Depending on what kind of firearm you use, it can be great for upper-body strength.

Maybe the stupidest story yet.

Keep it up you superficial bastard!

@77 I’ll fuck you outside cause we already know I fucked your honor student and I’ll do it again. Perhaps I shall Fuck all your honor students.

@62 Me thinks I fucked your honor student and then your retarded wife too.

The stories here get worse every day.

Can’t wait for tomorrow!

This is got to be the stupidest blog I have ever seen in my life. Next to commenting on how fat Britney Spears looks when shes 7 months pregnant.

SHE IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL. PERFECT.

Hey she ain’t bad for an British broad. Most British broads are pasty with cellulite ridden bodies.

sidenote: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS PAPAHOTNUTS?

Did he violate his probation or something. I miss his comments. By far the funniest motherfucker on here.

All the squats in the world aren’t going to do jack SQUAT for these bass-ass stretch marks on her boobies.

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#62 (RichPort) I wholeheartedly agree.

#50 It disturbs me that you’re more interested in my misspellings than offended my the P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-I-C remark made by that sicko. Though, it does prove RichPort’s observation.

P.S. For anyone who thinks I’m any larger than the 5’3″ 110lbs that I am, I’m the girl. The pretty, pretty (but sleepy in that pic) girl. TYVM *~Smoochies~*

ok so here the real story….the sidewalk she is on is actually infront of a gym in brentwood california. its a privately owned high profile gym and all of the trainers take their clinets outside to do squats infront of the place because its has enought room to do so. the place is not however very private so photogs can get a clear view. You’ll probobly see pics of jessica beil doing squats at the same place, she works out there all the time. Just thought id clear it up. Shes not crazy lol…its just the photos dont give the full story. And fyi thats not a photog giving her the towel its her trainer Valeri.

Lunges. She’s doing lunges, not squats

The putrice of you two praying around the corner together made me Aw! out loud!The ceremony looks beautiful, and I love your gorgeous dress