Kate Beckinsale still can’t afford a real gym

August 8th, 2006 // 90 Comments

  1. guest1234567

    She TIVO’s Denise Austin.

  2. I wonder what her vagina looks like.

  3. Rimmer

    She’s in desperate need of some attention. She’s even got the paparazzi towel at hand.

  4. YoMamma

    wow. doesnt she look pretty doing squats. And by pretty i mean, nobody cares.

  5. Jacq

    That looks like Jessica Biel’s sidewalk/gym.

  6. And I see no personal trainer. That’s admirable. Or blasphemous.


  7. PunjabPete

    Wow. Flaaattteerring pics…

    Apparently “The Beck” is unable to squat in her living room…

    …”but who will see my ass in tights?”

  8. Verbal Osmosis

    She’s looks good enough to work out anywhere she wants, in whatever outfit she desires. Unlike the other celebrities featured here.

  9. It’s the new craze, working out in front of places of business. After work I am going to find the nearest office building and do crunches and power squats. Last week I ran in place for over an hour outside a Luby’s, and the week before that I did a routine of push ups and deep knee bends in front of Old Navy. Customers were generally supportive, with cries of “Fuck off, freak,” and “Get a membership, fucko,” greeting my ears. The side benefit is the chaufered drive home courtesy of the local police.

  10. RichPort

    She should work out on the interstate… ugly beeotch.

  11. Mary45

    I think the phantom arm next to her is her trainer and unfortunately I think they are immediately outside of the gym… It is nice to workout outside but I would preferably do it at the beach, less of course you doing that special “inside” exercise. But then again you can do that outdoors too!

  12. TDPD

    She can use all the money she’s saving to buy acting lessons, or a better dialect coach, or a gun to shoot herself in the face with.

  13. BestNameEver

    Is this all the woman does? Seriously, have there been any other pictures of her in the last two years where she wasn’t in gym gear, leaving the gym/doing squats outside the gym, and having a smoke?

  14. nc72

    Whatever she’s lacking in paparazzi attention she unfortunately has in stalker attention…


  15. Seems a new trend for actresses to work out in the lime light. Personally, I go to the gym to kick box and workout unlike Lohan and Beckinsale. It is great that they are working out… more power to them. Just seems awfully needy to do it so publicly.


  16. BarbadoSlim

    I’m no psychic, but I’m pretty sure the general populace doesn’t appreciate getting sweat splashed by McConaughey sweat or getting whiffs of sweaty vaginal discharge everytime she squats from Buffy here.

  17. andrewthezeppo

    Why is the superficial making fun of her for doing the same exercise repeatedly when they do this same story and make the same joke repeatedly?

  18. Calisthenics (body weight excercises) does not really require much or any equipment and can be pretty effective. It’s not like she is trying to bulk up like Arnold.

    You don’t get much development if you use wire machines that focus on an isolated area of your body anyways. Development only occurs in synergy.

  19. Equalparts

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’s a hottie.

    Whassa matta, Kate? You don’t like other people’s sweaty ball cheese odor in your delicate little throat?

    I got some ball cheese for ya, right here.

  20. Justin Igger


  21. I Fucked Your Honor Student

    I fucked her honor student and the pussy was tighter then a 10 year old girl.

  22. I Fucked Your Honor Student

    I fucked her honor student, really, I did.

  23. Eye-Dish Lass

    Katie Holmes is out of exile?! Yahoo! Oh wait. Kate Beckin-who-the-f-cares?!
    Would be more interesting 2 C pics of, well, U know….who’s the girl that was on that show with that guy that had that show….?

  24. Eye-Dish Lass

    Sorry Kate. The Bug Glasses – YES. But the lack of appeal and over .2% Body Fat – NO. We still don’t think UR Nicole Richie.

    And YES – The Paparazzi were only able to buy a Venti Mocha with what they fetched for these pics.

  25. I Fucked Your Honor Student

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  26. ChickenScratch

    How does he know that she isn’t in the courtyard of her gym?

    I know, I’ve never heard of one either.

  27. Topaz Vamp

    What a FASCINATING story!
    Thanks, Mr. Superficial!!

  28. El drama del Internet

    I don’t like spending money on a gym either.
    I’m a student, I’m broke and I don’t need to go there if the only thing I want is to be fit. I jog and work out on the living room of this rented old flat (I recomend looking in old nazi books for exercise ideas. really good old school stuff. None of that “use this very complicated contraption to work out your thumb” stuff. Just a floor and love for the fatherland).

    But…I’m a broke student. And I’m not an attention whore.

  29. Piledriver


    Nah, most personal trainers are fucking morons, do a little research and indulge yourself into working out and you will know what you need to know. (Unless you’re like an olympian or profesional athelete, then maybe you should have a trainer :P)

    Plus I always found it better to know what I was actaully putting into my body, what I was specifically doing for my body with each and every supplement/exercise; sure as hell beats being some airhead just doing what some overexcited 4am coffee chugging moron guy in some sweats is telling you to do.

  30. Piledriver

    By the way, I have had a gym membership for a few years now, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything, it really is worth it for those considering it.

    If you dont get results, you dont try.

  31. good for her for getting some exercise and fresh air. where is this that she’s exercising outdoors? because it seems like everywhere in the U.S. it’s too bastardly hot to exercise outside at all, let alone with all that hair hanging around her upper body and wearing black.

  32. Hopeless_Screenwriter

    I don’t care how long she’d been working out, I’d still ‘Tongue Bork’ Her.

    There’s something about ‘marinated’ twat-steak that excites the fuck out of me, that and the fact that she is as cute as a basket of kittens.


  33. annie

    No one looks good doing calisthenics…
    So Kate, WHY in public?

  34. Jacq

    @Piledriver: You are lame.

  35. krisdylee

    Jacq, you are tasty, in a cuntalicious kind of way.

    And I mean that with all my love-muffin.

  36. BarbadoSlim

    Ah, “marinated twat-steak” that goes great after a clit-cocktail.

  37. SkinnySnobbyBitch

    To Justin…


    the fuck


    *~ Thank You ~*

  38. alaskanchicsickle

    I find tube-steak to be most appealing, I can’t get enough as I seem to have been born with an oral fixation. As for twat-steak, maybe Krisdylee could fill me in on that, the cuntastic little Canadian beaver.

  39. alaskanchicsickle

    @38 Amen to that.

  40. SkinnySnobbyBitch

    To “i fucked your honor student” :
    @22 That is sick beyond ALL belief! This is the Superficial, not petifiles ‘r’ us. Take your child molesting ass and go shoot yourself in the face. It’ll save someone else the trouble of doing it in the future.

    *~ Thank You ~*

  41. CruisingForCock

    @41 What exactly is a petifile?

    I bet you’re not even skinny.

  42. BestNameEver

    Kate is TOO GOOD for the gym, she DOES NOT NEED the real gym!!!

  43. yuckyfresh

    i use a real gym and i’m hotter than that. good advice, sf.

  44. krisdylee

    I practice yoga every night, I shit you not…With my body, you’d NEVER know I birthed 2 babies..

    I am hot, people. HOT.

  45. krisdylee


  46. CruisingForCock

    @45 So you’re saying you are very bendy?

  47. alaskanchicsickle

    We could cure a lot of the world’s hostility if everyone practiced yoga. Lot’s of bendy sex for all.

  48. javafinch

    Who wears that kind of outfit out on a hot summer day with their hair down for a REAL workout?? I think maybe she just wants to be seen.

    She is very pretty for sure but “crazy good shape”?? I don’t know – she looks pretty ‘normal’ to me – I don’t see major definition in those arms, for one. She looks like she takes care of herself, but I wouldn’t call it ‘crazy good’. Love her hair, though! Just if it were me, it would be UP for a workout.

  49. @9 – UNWASHED you cocksucker, I clicked your link (twice)!

    @41 – SkinnySnobbyBitch:
    pedophile *P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E* pedophile

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