Kate Beckinsale is the bride of Satan

November 1st, 2007 // 93 Comments
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Kate Beckinsale and her husband director Len Wiseman, dressed as Satan, took their daughter Lily trick or treating last night. So what exactly is their kid supposed to be? The southern Belle love child of Satan? I don’t get it. What I do get is that Kate Beckinsale should wear tight leather outfit at all times. Somebody needs to make that a law. For the, uh, good of the country. Maybe it’ll boost the economy. I dunno, I’m not a doctor. Just a man with a dream.

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Comments (93)

  1. PunkA | November 1, 2007 at 11:40 am

    She is hot baby! I love her. She is Serendipitous.

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  2. George W. Bush | November 1, 2007 at 11:40 am

    No i’m satan. First bitches.

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  3. RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 11:42 am

    Wow, that Satan outfit is pretty freaky and creepy looking

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  4. Joe | November 1, 2007 at 11:44 am

    #2 You are the biggest fucking jerk on two feet. You stupid ass wipe

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  5. Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 11:46 am

    I love the boots.

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  6. Tuna | November 1, 2007 at 11:52 am

    You sons of bitches, I was too busy blowing up Paris. . . lol

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  7. Joe | November 1, 2007 at 11:53 am

    #5
    I am sure you do. Fill in the blank you_____ bitch___________ girl wanabe_______. why not go find yourself a nice $2 hooker and become a real man.

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  8. Legally a Bitch | November 1, 2007 at 11:53 am

    She looks good – but she is always covering her child in makeup. It’s gross. Also, I don’t think I would want my mother dressed like that – even if she was Kate Beckensale.

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  9. WayToGo,Mom! | November 1, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Nice of her to teach her daughter how to dress like a whore at such a young age.

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  10. LadyJane | November 1, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Yes, whoring up your daughter for Halloween….. what a super-dooper idea.

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  11. cowcat | November 1, 2007 at 11:58 am

    #7, nothing I like more than a mid-morning ad-lib! Thanks for that, loser!

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  12. Quagmire | November 1, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Here’s that condom I told you I used. . .

    giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy gooooooo!!!

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  13. Amy | November 1, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    is that her daughter ? Why is she dressing her like Jon Bonet Ramsey?

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  14. Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    @7 Joey,
    You make me laugh.

    It takes a real man to wear pretty panties.

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  15. Tits McGee | November 1, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    Joe/#5, you are such a loser. A person who takes pleasure in bringing someone else down because of how they born is vile. The hilarity of it all is the fact that YOU are most likely more pathetic in reality than you can pretend that a transexual is in your closeted mind.

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  16. Tits McGee | November 1, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Obviously, I meant “they’re” and not “they”

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  17. No little girls should dress like a slut under no circumstance | November 1, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    Women think its cute to dress their 5 year old daughter like sluts, but if a single dad did that he would probably be arrested.

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  18. Duchess of Dork | November 1, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    10. This is probably one of the LEAST whore-like costumes I’ve seen a kid wear. It’s a dress. How is she a whore?

    13. Because Haloween is the one time of year when kids SHOULD get to put on make up and pretend.

    Seriously, these costumes aren’t that bad.

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  19. my comment | November 1, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Halloween is for CHILDREN.

    These ‘adults’ need to grow the fk up already.

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  20. put the ugly people in the back | November 1, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    #2. (very appropriate shitface) George W can’t you just accept what you were told since kindergarten; RETARDS CANT COUNT and the only thing you were ever first at was being the first mentaly disabled president. Now go sit in the corner, eat a pretzel and think about what you’ve done… and you know what I’m talking about.

    Oh an I see from the pics that these people know how to live by my rules (refer to my name if you’re lost)

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  21. WayToGo,Mom! | November 1, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    The girl isn’t dressed like that much of a whore, but her Mom is.

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  22. FRIST!!! | November 1, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    I love her collar. I don’t have one yet.

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  23. Pussy | November 1, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    I went as “Hello Kitty” for Halloween, and I was so much cuter than this ugly thing……SPIT,SPIT, SPIT…..

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  24. put the ugly people in the back | November 1, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    …and P.S. I’m sure after the little tyke fell asleep from the sugar overload that Mommy and Daddy had a fun R rated evening!!!!

    The girls costume is fine( she looks like she’s posed to be a spanish seniorita), Mom’s is a little adult party IMO but it’s definitely something a Mom can wear but not in front of the kids, it should be saved for a grown up party and the bedroom.

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  25. Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Hey FRIST, of course I have several, do you want me to collar you?

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  26. Joe | November 1, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    I cant beleive some person by the name of tits mcgee (another boy wishing he had tits) has the nerve to call me a loser!! let me tell you something brother aside from that one breif time in middle school with the boy next door I am all man and thats the way its meant to be. the tranny should resist all urges to wear panties and man up.

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  27. mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 1, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    Kate Beckinsale got naked in the first movie she appeared in. She just takes her bra off and starts smoking.

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  28. Shallow Val | November 1, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    She looks fucking great, but…..yawn!

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  29. Guy | November 1, 2007 at 12:27 pm
  30. Joe | November 1, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    Besides, how many of the loser women here at the Fish would fuck a tranny?

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  31. Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    Hey Val………….Did you party last night?

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  32. Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    Joey,
    No matter how hard you try, you won’t piss me off.

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  33. lalaland | November 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    im sorry but kate is not very pretty.

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  34. Lovely | November 1, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    That kid has a perfectly normal childhood… she’s not gonna be fucked up at all… jesuschristoflatterdaysaints parents are retarded these days

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  35. RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    That little girl does not look like a whore! Give me a break, its fricken Halloween! Lighten up Francis! (And no I don’t mean Joe Francis! Yick!)

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  36. Beej | November 1, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    That is her daughter with the guy who played Lucian the head of the werewolves in Underworld, isn’t it? And not Len?

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  37. Jimbo | November 1, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    Hey TT – you know what they say? It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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  38. nipolian | November 1, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    Not if you are KK.

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  39. Babs | November 1, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    The husband is dressed up as the devil from Tom Cruise’s movie, Legend. The female lead character in that movie was named Lilly. Satan dressed her up and put the black lipstick, etc on her and maybe that is where they are going here.

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  40. MrSemprini | November 1, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Thank you #8. Now I’m thinking of my 80 year old mother wearing that outfit…

    *rrrglgl*

    *uhn*

    *Uuuwweeaaughhh*

    Man, now I gotta clean that up. Dang.

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  41. Maggie | November 1, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    That costume is anything but whorish, unless you’re a pedophile. I have a picture of me dressed up in that sort of outfit (but pink) with makeup when I was little, and never wore makeup otherwise. There’s a difference between putting on makeup to dress up for Halloween and putting on makeup to be paraded around a room full of adults.

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  42. Joe C | November 1, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    These aren’t the best pics of Kate, but she is definitely a complete piece of ass. Len got all the pussy.

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  43. Emmyem | November 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Ahhh, I remember when the Superficial was all funny and about people other than Britney, or women with big boobs, or women who looked great in leather or women with gorgeous butts. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but ho hum. Mr. Superficial, please. You used to write about anyone, just anyone…….in show business, or the outskirts of it, and how hilarious it all was.
    Now, I look at the comments, and they either are about people agreeing that someone is a whore/hot/trashy bitch/someone would “do her/whatever.
    And then people rag on each other here, too, which is always NOT fun to read.
    I miss the old times. Like a year and a half ago.
    *sigh*

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  44. Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    @41,
    I agree, Halloween was the only time I ever got to dress up in a dress and wear make-up.

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  45. havoc | November 1, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Satan’s only 4 feet tall?

    I did not know that…..

    .

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  46. Lysol | November 1, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    yep..Kate Beckinsale training her daughter up for
    “girls gone….”

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  47. LL | November 1, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I agree, hot people should wear tight leather outfits, weather permitting. When it’s hot, just wear as little as possible.

    Jeez, lighten up on the kid; it’s Halloween, kids wear makeup on Halloween, granny (whoever complained about that, I can’t remember). And she’s covered from the neck down, so what’s the problem? I think it’s nice the parents actually made some effort, instead of standing there in a coat and sweats like a lot of parents do. I’m not saying everyone has to dress up for Halloween, I’m just saying it’s nice that they did. I assume this all took place somewhere in the vicinity of Hollywood, so it really couldn’t be more appropriate. At least they didn’t send the kid out with the nanny, like a lot of rich, famous parents would have. And at least Kate’s crotch is covered.

    If this were Britney, she’d be stumbling drunk, clopping around in those fugly cowboy boots, falling down and showing her bajingo to everyone. Little kids would be horrified, every male within a 50-foot radius would instantly turn homosexual, the living would envy the dead.

    And the Tranny rules. If you don’t like him, go back to RNC.com or limbaugh.com or wherever else they welcome closet cases.

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  48. Polar | November 1, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    . . . GOULISH littleGIRLS GONE WiLD

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  49. nipolian | November 1, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Wanna see something gross….check out Brit trying to be sexy for Halloween:

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20071101/britney%20spears%20halloween/b3.html

    Fat legs rubbing together and her big ol gut hagging out.

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  50. Texas Tranny | November 1, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    I was reading an article about how the city of San Fran shut down the party in the Castro District. It said that Halloween was the “Gay Christmas” LOL
    The GLBT community in Dallas has a big Halloween party and parade, it’s so fun to party in the streets of Big D.

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