Kate Beckinsale is kind of pretty…I guess

June 21st, 2007 // 179 Comments
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Kate Beckinsale showed up to the UK premiere of Die Hard 4.0 looking like her usual ridiculous self. Ridiculously ugly that is! That face, that body. I mean c’mon, it’s like she’s not even trying. She looks like she’s completely covered in hair! And what is that, a banana? Hmm, wait, I think I was looking at the monkey issue of Zoo Books on accident. Let me pull up the right pictures. Oh, yeah, she looks stunning here.


  1. An American bloke

    I love English girls! American girls are too annoying and fake.

  2. well, clearly I could
    go on all day, but U
    bitchez ran outta zhit
    when U couldn’t trazh
    retarded kids, so
    up yourz and
    suck dickz
    I’m sure your
    good at that ,
    too…..

  3. Suck It

    152

    Suck a dick, oh yeah, there is already one in there.

  4. Heyz 153
    ITZ DaDDyz
    cum n Getz it

  5. Suck It

    154
    That makes no fucking sense.
    Try again.

  6. stick it inz
    15 U no i
    wantz it.

  7. squirrel

    #26 I agree. #103, thank you, someone else noticed that it’s just lipstick. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with her teeth. You think if there was that she’d just smile and not get them worked on? She is soooo gorgeous. Imagine Paris with no make-up and her natural hair color…please. Kate has natural make-up and looks fabulous and is really pretty. Someone mentioned Nicole Kidman. She is NOT pretty and has the hips of a boy and a larger than average forehead. The only time she’s looked good was on the Chanel ads and that interpreter movie where she was blond. But it’s not her fault for having the figure she does…but it’s just not a nice one.

  8. jus'stupid

    skanksnatchkelli is so smart. Gosh I wish I could learn to spell like her….It takes real smarts to “misspell” every other word, and call someone stupid, and tell them to learn to spell.
    Their idea of originality is to use Suck my cack, instead of suck my penis….I’m so impressed.

  9. my mom just walked in on me and my brother fucking
    gotz to leave

  10. Snatch

    kelli: name ONE job you can do without at least (part of the time) being in an office or classroom? Drug dealer?
    You’re completely obsessed with Dr. Phow (I don’t know the end of his name). I don’t get that. Hasn’t been here in days.
    If you were “so hot” and “have nothing to do because school’s out” – where are your friends? You have any?
    Let’s start ignoring this guy. Out of all the people I have met in my life, Drag Queens are the only people who actually talk like you.

  11. Snatch

    *While they’re in drag and putting on a show.

  12. Abdo

    What The Hell You’re Talking About???????????
    She Looks Great!!

  13. for the lazt fuckin
    time..not a guy…
    nor would I want to be..
    they r all azzholez…

    and for all the people
    on here constantly all
    day and night..U R the
    real lozerz, not me…
    so fuck U and your lozer
    lifez…even when I’m not
    in here, U fuckerz pretend
    to be me, so someone clearly
    is obzessed with me..az far
    az Plowshit goez, hez a nobody
    with hiz dick between hiz legz
    hiding in a name like snatch or
    what the fuck ever..I could care
    lezz and ran and hid, what a lozer
    like U azzdickz.

  14. Sheva

    Who’s turn is it to keep an eye on krazykelli?
    I’m just asking.

  15. she’s not the only one who needs to be
    watch. Sheva, you are one of the most
    stupid people on here, so we can add
    you to the list of idiots.

  16. Relic

    Nice chunk of pork between her teeth in pic 14… :)

  17. 165 talk about an idiot, Frist, why
    don’t you learn how to spell. what a
    dick, and the girl in the picture is
    so ugly, even I wouldn’t do her.

  18. nitsua

    ‘thick ankles’

  19. Jaqueline

    #12 – google ‘Dougie Poynter’. Gorgeous, striking bone structure, perfect teeth. And above all, English.

  20. mia

    techclerk, after what I read in those posts, you really had some crazy weekend. So, since your a sexalohlic, I will invite you to my layer in the underworld and when you show up just ask for mia and they’ll let you in. Oh, don’t forget to bring those 5 guys that you did this weekend, the devil will be interested in some kinky shit with all of us.

  21. whaaaaat!!!!

    ROSE….you absolute dickface.
    there is nothing wrong with british people.
    its a bit rich coming from an american where,what ,95% of the population look like beth ditto…vast majority of americans are fat ugly inbred fucks.especially if they come from anywhere other than nyc or la.
    and women in la look like freaky troll dolls.

  22. Kingnitro

    Anyone who wouldn’t hit that your either Queer as Hell or you like Cyber sex. Kate Beckinsale’s Hot as Hell!

  23. Pariz free to eat her
    cupcakez at zix o’clock
    eastern time..walking and
    waving to the cameraz az
    zhe zlowly walked into her
    mommyz armz….

  24. mrw

    I happen to think that Kate is absolutely stunning. She’s classy, elegant and refined. I haven’t really enjoyed her movies, but her personal taste and style really shine through. I’m so obsessed with her style, that I found the exact Kren Zambos jumpsuit at http://www.seenon.com! It’s so cute with wedge pumps!

  25. Robyn-O

    Number 91, you retard, she does not have cankles, not even close, dipshit.
    Kate is absolutely gorgeous and always appropriate, a refreshing departure to say the least. And I’m pretty sure that’s lipstick or gloss on her front teeth. No biggie. Jeez, give a girl a break! And so f’n what if she smokes?

  26. Jason

    Kind of pretty? She is a 10!

  27. Innocent

    dude
    what the fuck
    Kate Beckinsale is so beautiful
    I think people are just jealous
    Her accent is also sexy…
    She has beautiful eyes and a cute smile.
    I love her.
    But we’re all entitled to our own opinions.

  28. Kate Beckinsale gives the best performance of her career (and that’s saying something considering how good she was in David Gordon Green’s Snow Angels earlier this year) as Rachel Armstrong, the D.C. reporter who breaks the story about a fellow soccer mom who is in fact a CIA operative, played by Vera Farmiga.

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