Kate Beckinsale is always working out

#3 apocalypsist, why don’t you come up with some of your own material your poor excuse for a sperm that got through daddy’s condom.

Weasel was original I guess, but of course not funny when it comes out of your man-pleaser

Punch babies has been used alot and is funny when coming from someone like Trotter but just plain stupid out of your mouth considering what happened to YOU growing up.

@22

You’re an idiot. Stretch marks don’t just suddenly disappear after a few months. They are a type of scar, which means they’re permanent. They may fade and change color, but they will not go away.

About this Kate Beckinsale and all the people who said they wish that everyone would get off the diet craze, here’s a little quote I stumbled upon today:

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!!’ “

P.S. If I had come up with that quote, I would’ve left off that gay ass “woo hoo” shit at the end, but you get the picture.

Dammit Mamacita! I was going to rag on #22 for trying to say that those tire treds on her boobs were from pregnancy. Siiiigh, you stole my thunder. ;)

Q:You know how I know Keira Knightley is gay?
A: She watches ‘The OC’.

@54

I’m not saying that she didn’t get them from pregnancy. It’s a possibility. My main point was that #22 is an idiot for saying that they’ll “go away”.

P.S. That’s not all I stole. Check your back pocket.

I’d tap that, fake tits or not. She’s hot.

#52

Hey great quote… whose is it?

All I see this woman do is smoke.
At the park with her child, at the cafe with her child and when she’s making out with her hubby.

She was an aneroxic when she was a teen or something.. I guess so.

***#42 She was an aneroxic when she was a teen or something.. I guess so.

@58

Don’t know; someone sent it to me in an email.

For FUCK’S sake! So now, you can be beautiful, thin, TALENTED and workout and STILL there’s shit to be talked? Jee-sus! I understand that the whole point is to rip on celebs, but fuck, rip on ANYTHING and everything they do?

@62

Yup!

#62 of course :D

It’s performance art……”I’m a tree! I’m a TREE!! Rustle rustle leafy tree noise!”

she looks like she’s airing out her twat

#66:

Yeah, you should try it some time. I can smell you from here.

#66:
Looks more to me like she was shaking that bottle of evian loose.

I am reporting all disgusting posts.

Fake Edna is a real crowd pleaser. Let’s hear it for Fake Edna! Yay!!!

She is pretty, but girlfriend has some big fucking feet.

at least she shaves her pits

Keep working out! Maybe it’ll motivate me to stop commenting on Superficial…

hmm….the azalea blooms seem to be a little screwy this year….

pinky_nip

I see you missed me today. I blush.

Bless Kate for working out. I admire that, not that I’m fat or anything, but i could workout more often.

Agg,,, I hate this bitch, as much as I hate Keira K, but that belongs to later post…

peehole…. leaking….. ugh…..

“39. Posted by Lou on April 27, 2006 02:51 PM
#38 Apparently trash talking Bush gets your liberal rocks off but give it a rest. This is not a political forum.”

Dude, you don’t have to be liberal to think Bush is a total douchebag. You only have to have an IQ above “seriously retarded.”

And we can go off about ANYTHING on this site… Chicks with hairy nipples, alien babies, self-manipulation with elongated fruit, moron politicians, or itchy puss-filled external genital infections. It’s all game here. Ask Edna.

So…calm down and tell us about that weird discharge.

Well, it’s either work out for the rest of your life, have eating disorder or be called a “fat dyke” by the rest of the world. What would you choose?

Can I chose being a normal woman that’s not a fat-ass? Kinda like Shakira, who has a normal body for a woman of 5’2, with a sexy belly-pooch, but not a repulsive store of lard to keep her alive in famine for six years?

Just do it Kate. She’s looking real good. A lot of women can learn a thing or two about showing some pride in their appearance. Granted, it’s her living but at least she’s doing it. So many young, attractive girls trying to get to the top.

Rock on Kate, rock on baby.

Absolutely gorgeous.

She is incredible.

She is smoking hot!

EIGHTY-THIRD!!!

WHAT A TOWERING ACCOMPLISHMENT ON MY PART!!!

I like the first pic. Has that 70′s football card “action pose” look to it. Now only if she had a really big ‘fro…..

LIBTARDS

first!!! 86 hahahaha she looks good, my vote to the Role of WonderWoman… Peace Out…

#62
well said.i dont know y these ppl put so much hate on kate.Mayb u should check yourself out in da mirror b4 u dish out som shit bout kate

#62
well said.i dont know y these ppl put so much hate on kate.Mayb u should check yourself out in da mirror b4 u dish out som shit bout kate

I think that the person who posted this is on crack and sleeps with his mom and he gets it from his dog and he fucks his dad so he should stop talking shit becuase he has herpese doesn’t give him the right to say that anther person does

ps this guy can go suck a fat one

I think that person who wrote this is on crack and he shouldn’t be talk bad about someone that dosen’t have herpes when he does

oh my gosh. Come on. It’s a cold sore. 1/2 people have herpes simplex 1 (cold sores), 1/4 have genital herpes. Herpes can spread through kisses. Trust me, I know. We just went through this in health today. But yes, you can get type 1 from type 2. No one knows for sure how she got it so why does everyone automatically assume the worst case? Also, she could have gotten herpes waaaay back when she was younger from sharing chapstick with an infected family member and an outbreak could have appeared due to stress or something. I’ve have simplex 1 but I haven’t kissed a guy or given a bj. It’s a very common virus so please stop drawing conclusions without evidence.

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i am one of your biggest fans. i really enjoy watching your show. good luck w/ everything and i hope i will get to meet you someday=]]