Kate Beckinsale in a bikini

August 19th, 2008 // 81 Comments

Kate Beckinsale did some scuba-diving while vacationing in Cabo yesterday with her family. I don’t want to say these photos of Kate in a bikini are the most important news of the day, but let’s be frank, they are. I mean, Jesus, I wrote a post about Chris Kattan. How does that even happen?

Photos: Flynet

  1. shut it

    *cellulite
    Sorry I’m so unfarmmiliar with the term, having none myself, that I mispelled it.

  2. shut it

    But don’t even ask me how I know how to spell “anilingus” perfectly. Shhhh!

  3. bosendorfer

    she’s definitely slipping. it’s almost time to go to a dark one-piece, kate. you’re too thin to keep your ass shapely, but the weight you’d need will go to the wrong places. also, cut back on the smoking. it’ll burn your face out before its time.

  4. The Real Bob White Stands Up

    Shut the F### up #47. Your a blabbering idiot as your ranting post suggest. Your not even funny, just weird. Go drink some douche water with this Edna person you talk about you stank ass troll.

    It’s a bit scary how much you know about self flaggellation and the like. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm.

  5. That’s perfectly ok, #50 and #51…I don’t have any cellulite either, just a little fat..
    But I’m ok withthat.

  6. Ted from LA

    #47,
    Now that is some very funny shit. One of the best I’ve read in months on here. Is that you Randal with a new persona? Keep them coming Bob White.

  7. Scotty

    Before I see more Kate bikini pictures here, I hope the superficial writer will shop her ass (or buy her a fresh box of pampers). That’s disgusting. My schmeckel went from full attention to a full faint when I looked at that bum.

  8. Kate looks 1000x better than any of the haters on here, for sure. She is super duper cute!

  9. Joejam2845

    Looks like ‘ol Kate’s got a Boob Job finally! She was a Carpenter’s Dream there for the longest time!

  10. Joejam2845

    Looks like ‘ol Kate’s got a Boob Job finally! She was a Carpenter’s Dream there for the longest time!

  11. she look GUH’ REAT…..

    nice body….well maybe im not too choosy…

    http://moodycrap.blogspot.com/

  12. eyepopper

    Godber would be proud.

  13. I doubt if she gave the mirror a look?

  14. Somehow, Edna eventually saw it in her heart to forgive me, and we eventually married. We recently celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary, though I have yet to try to kiss her again. We have a fine Christian relationship, and have no need or want of evil, lustful, carnal pleasures. That’s Lucifer knocking, my friends, and don’t you go opening that door! No, you kids and your “three-ways” and your “double-penetrations” and your “helicopters” and your “deep-throating” and your “anal sex” and your “French kissing” are crude, boorish, filthy abominations compared to real men, who know that the true path to salvation may only be revealed through marital celibacy, self flagellation, and chronic masturbation.

  15. Troy

    Anybody complaining about her cellulite is just showing how ignorant they are about women. The only time you dont see cellulite on chicks is when they’re doing magazine covers or centerfolds, and I dont want to ruin this for you guys but they’re being airbrushed and photoshopped. My girlfriend is 5′ 6″ and weighs 98lbs, works out 4 times a weeks and still has a little cellulite. You guys act like you’ve never seen a real woman before. And for being in her mid 30′s Kate Beckinsale is still doing better than 99% of the population.

  16. you pizza-faced losers

    Most of the whining pizza-faced losers who put everybody down really haven’t ever been close up to a woman before

  17. JPRichardson

    I wouldn’t have noticed it’s been already 4 years since Van Helsing if it is not for these pictures… She’s OK, but she used to be flawless.

  18. Bob White

    #64 aka Bob White, The Law Firm of Persily and Associates. I know that firm!!!!! You should be disbarred.

  19. literarycritic

    @#65: Your girlfriend is 5’6″ and only weighs 98 fucking pounds? And you brag about this? She must look like a cadaver.

    Who cares about cellulite — have you caught her vomiting up her dinner yet? Or do you just look the other way when you hear the retching sounds coming from the bathroom?

  20. Poon Tang

    Yeah 5’6 98 pounds is pretty small. I’m 5’7 and was down to 110 one summer and everyone hassled me into gaining more weight because I looked like I’d been living in Ethiopia for most of my life. It was painful, too, it hurt to sleep on my side because my hip bones would dig painfully into the mattress and if my hip bumped into something it hurt 100 times more because there was no padding…Take that young woman to Chili’s and feed her some country friend steak, stat! That’s just not healthy =/

  21. Rachel

    You call it her “family” but I call it her daughter she had with one guy and her man she stole from his wife. I wonder if adultery and narcissism can cause cellulite even in the clearly starving?

  22. Here ass looks like double dead cow’s meat…fuck

  23. I’d like to eat breakfast off of her ass.

    I’m just sayin’…

  24. Nikita

    She’s beautiful. I hope I look half as good at 35.

  25. Jumpstart

    I love her dark hair. She usually has so many highlights in it; it looks better dark. She looks downright pissed in the fourth picture. I guess i would be too if i was getting photographed at every move.

  26. Melissa

    #14

    you are very shallow.

  27. dino

    want to fuck her really hard in the ass

  28. jesus

    my tongue would party on her labia for years

  29. qwerty

    nice ass!! i want to have sex with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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